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[mysumeow]

Alright, the previous poll closed so I'm opening another one for what I'm planning to celebrate the 1k+ followers.

[mysumeow]

Nobody can tell me he didn't fail his first transformation attempts...

[mysumeow]

I already have something in mind for what I wanna do to celebrate the 1k+ followers milestone. Not giving any details yet tho :p

[mysumeow]

I already have something in mind for what I wanna do to celebrate the 1k+ followers milestone. Not giving any details yet tho :p

[mysumeow]

Archon quest spoilers

Albedo recognizing mini durin as his brother 😭😭😭 oh albedo ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹😭😭😭

[mysumeow]

idgaf if he's guilty or not that's MY WIFEEEE AND HE'S BACKKKK

[mysumeow]

LOML

HE'S OUT OF HYV'S BASEMENT ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[mysumeow]

Sooner than what I expected, I reached 1k followers. It's been I think almost 3 years since I began posting stuff here and I'm glad I did. I love writing my silly stuff, and seeing people enjoy it really means a lot to me. Thanks everyone for showing your support 💗 I hope I can keep on sharing things you'll all enjoy.

I don't know what to do to celebrate it, honestly. Suggestions are welcomed with open arms.

P.s. i wanted to attach an image with like hearts or stuff to convey my thanks but all i got are these type of images 💀

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︵ ☆ Malleus NSFW Alphabet (S-Z) Pt. 3

ᓚᘏᗢ WARNINGS: AFAB body reader. Brief cervix stuff mention. ᓚᘏᗢ A/N: i know cervix stuff irl is not that pleasurable to most, but in smut, i like it :D | ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ . . . TWST MASTERLIST | PART 1 | PART 2

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

You could try outlasting him if you’d like to, although it’s more likely that you’ll tire out before he does.

He’ll last as long as you want it to last; energy’s not a limitation. If you’re in the mood for more than one round, he’s up for it.

That’s under normal circumstances. When he enters his rut, however, it’s another story. Just once isn’t enough. If you’re giving him a hand (or more than that), be prepared for a long night. For several days.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

In terms of technology, Malleus is not what you would think of as careful, considering how often he breaks his phone and Tamagotchi. If he owned a toy, it would meet the same fate as those.

Besides, he doesn’t deem toys necessary. His hand gets the job done.

This reasoning goes in hand regarding the use of a toy on you: unnecessary. Why would he use that when his fingers, his mouth, and his dick can provide you with pleasure. His cock is big enough to give you the stretch you crave, the warmth you seek that a measly toy won’t provide.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Most of the time, he’s pleasing. Giving you what you need.

When he’s not, he’s cruel. You aren’t sure whether he uses that excuse of wanting to wallow in you to prolong your suffering, or he means it. When you need him to go faster, to ravage you… Instead, his pace is unhurried, gripping your hips with decided strength to keep you in place, not letting you buck your hips to reach that orgasm that’s just there but not quite…

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

For someone that’s not experienced, he controls his volume well. Even when he speaks, his voice is collected. During sex, he’s not loud, but each groan is like a reward. They’re so pleasant to listen to. His words might stutter a bit when he’s exerting himself, but he keeps it low.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Sometimes he gets an urge to bind your hands. For you to grant your pleasure to his mercy. To see how far he can push before you start begging him to let you orgasm. Or, on the contrary, if you're bratty, he wants to see for how long you can keep it up.

If he can be a menace when in bed under normal conditions...if you willingly let him tie your hands to the bed post, be prepared for a long night.

X = X-ray

Even if you’re dripping wet, it can be a bit of a challenge to take it all. It stretches you in a way unlike anything else you’ve tried before, and you could soon find yourself unsatisfied if you try to find that same feeling with a toy or your hand. Even by fae standards, he’s above average in size. Once you get used to his length, you’ll feel the tip stimulate your cervix.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Since his feelings for you grew to the point of no return, he finds himself thinking about you a lot more often. Those thoughts arise with more mild intentions, such as taking a stroll across campus with you to take in the true majesty of gargoyles, see how you take care of his pet Tamagotchi…the ideas spiral into something less idle and more salacious. He itches to have you underneath him again, to clutch your legs open while he seizes everything you have to offer, to worship you with kisses—suddenly, there’s a strain under his pants.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Malleus catches his breath faster than you do, and if he notices you’re drowsy, he’ll hold you and wait for you to fall asleep first. He’s still got energy left, so he stays awake a little longer than you do. He can’t fight back against somnolence when you look that placid in dreams, and after a moment, he falls asleep too.

[mysumeow]

If i get lumiere ill write Xavier's nsfw alphabet too

[mysumeow]

︵ ☆ Malleus NSFW Alphabet (J-R) Pt. 2

ᓚᘏᗢ WARNINGS: AFAB body reader. ᓚᘏᗢ A/N: when i wrote the first part i did notice my writing skills rusty T_T what dedicating your time to academic pursuit does to a mf i guess. this time, i felt like words flowed more smoothly :'D | ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ . . . TWST MASTERLIST | PREV. | NEXT

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Not that he thinks it’s some sin or something like that, he doesn’t see much sense in doing it. His mind focuses on other things unless the sexual tension becomes overwhelming enough for him to relieve it. Much to his disadvantage, however, when you seep into his mind, occupying his thoughts that were reserved for concerns of less carnal nature, he finds himself not knowing how to feel about it.

Despite you being the reason he can’t retreat to Ramshackle’s isolated atmosphere anymore, he isn’t averse to how lively you’ve made it. You’re a synonym of trouble, one that is buoyant and vibrant, however. You occupy his thoughts more often than he’d like to admit.

He’s a bit confused on why, but that doesn’t deter him from stroking his aching cock to the thought of you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Edging (giving), but he didn’t realize he’s into it until he noticed a pattern after a while. It wasn’t intentional the way he kept his movements slow and deliberate; it’s because he adores you and wants to take his time pleasuring you—that’s it, really. You grow needy, daring to thread your fingers into his hair and pull. He finds it amusing how you scrunch your nose and moan for him breathlessly.

To no one’s surprise: breeding. He has you pinned under him intending to breed you. It’s an instinct amplified by his draconian blood; he can’t help it. You get a handsome, otherworldly fae whose heart is devoted to you, and in return, you get bred. It kind of comes with the package.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere he knows no one will see. He doesn’t want anyone walking in on you because your bare body to him is a sight only he should have the grace to witness. His possessiveness oozes to that extent, too. When deciding where to do it, he must consider his status as a future king. If there’s evidence or rumors running around about the heir being improper in public, he could get into trouble.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

When you wear jewelry. The shiny mineral catches his attention. Beautiful, shiny mineral + you (also appealing to his eyes) activates a part of his dragon brain to go nyoom haywire. Also, considering he likes your neck itself, the embellishment of a necklace provides is, for him, as if you were offering yourself as a pretty present awaiting for him to unwrap. Many bite marks will result on your neck.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Not fond of impact play, either receiving or giving. If it’s pain that gets you off, he can attain that through other means, such as biting and overstim.

Also, no sharing. The dragon part of his brain is averse to the idea of someone else touching you intimately.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Don’t be surprised if he’s a bit clueless the first time. Take your time to guide him, show him how and what you like; he’ll be more than glad to follow through, placing your pleasure as his priority when his mouth and fingers play with you. Be warned, though, once he has learned your weaknesses, he’ll exploit them.

When it comes to the other way around, you kneeling between his legs and stroking his cock, it doesn’t take much for him to orgasm. The novelty of the sensations you evoke with your tongue makes it relatively easy for you to attain that.

He’s more intrigued to find what makes you gasp and tremble, so he prefers to give you oral.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

His pace tends to begin sensually, taking his time to savor you. He wants to cherish having you in his arms without fear of getting interrupted; he can demonstrate how much he thirsts for your warmth. He’ll take it slow at first. When the heat clouds his rationale, the pace quickens; that doesn’t stop him from showing tenderness during it, though. He’ll be holding your hand, a thumb caressing the back.

The pace roughens and becomes demanding when he’s jealous—yes, the future king of Briar Valley expresses such emotions—and it’s worse because that’s an emotion he’s not used to feeling. He’s a prince destined to take after a nation, a talented and powerful mage, and a student who excels. What is there to envy? Wait…what do you mean someone was courting you?

Good luck.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

If he sees you’re desperate, there’s a chance he’ll cave in. He prefers the sessions to be longer because 5 minutes aren’t enough to show you his love, but if you insist, he’ll please you. On the other hand, if he’s feeling like being a little tease, he’ll make you wait for it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

If you’re one to come up with suggestions repeatedly, he’ll look forward to your proposals. Malleus is intrigued by what you can come up with, and he’s open to your whims. Then again, true to a fae nature, he can be impish depending on your request.

[mysumeow]

Post scheduled for later in the day.

After Malleus's alphabet, Rook's next.

[mysumeow]

︵ ☆ Malleus NSFW Alphabet (from A to I) Pt. 1

ᓚᘏᗢ WARNINGS: AFAB body reader. ᓚᘏᗢ A/N: im feeling burned out from working on my thesis but since im almost done with them, i'll relax some days and obviously that means im going to write RAAAAAAAAHHHHG its not much but its honest work hahaha | ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ . . . TWST MASTERLIST | NEXT

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

You lay in bed, disheveled and catching your breath after you’re done with each other. His first instinct upon seeing you like that is to trail his lips across the marks left on your neck, your shoulders, and more places you can’t bother to check. He caresses your cheek, his fingers tickling your tender skin. You mumble something about wanting to take a bath and he holds you to take you there, nerves still tingly as you walk.

He ascertains the water is to your liking before guiding you in with him, and you take your place between his legs, your back smooth against his chest.    

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Naturally, he likes his horns. They’re a symbol of status among the faes, unique to the draconic lineage. He takes great care of them as much as he does with his hair and the rest of his body.

When it comes to you…

Major arteries are in human’s necks, headlining them as one of the favored spots to attack for any predator. Yet, you let your defenses down enough to allow him access, not only to kiss it but also to bite. This is a display of trust sure to make his heart ache with devotion.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

It’s enough to fill up every crevice within you, and more. It drips down your thighs. There’s no way you couldn’t feel it. Malleus tries to maintain his wits while he’s rearranging your guts, but you don’t make that task easy, not when you cling to him like that. A vortex of longing and lust consumes him, and despite that effort to keep his possessive draconic instincts at bay, he concedes and pours inside of you every time.

Don’t let him see the way it trails outside of you; he’ll incline for a second round to make up for what slipped out of you.

D = Dirty secret (self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes it when you caress his horns, not only with your hands, but your lips, too.

It’s unbelievable how fast his cock hardens when you press your lips there, lovingly kissing them the way you would his lips. The pleasure shoots right to his dick, you could make him come just like that if you wanted to. The contrast between a feature meant to represent power being used to unravel him with your affection is the reason he keeps it a secret.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

A sheltered prince who spent most of his life in the comfort of a castle, surrounded by other faes who bent to his every whim but kept a distance because of fear or respect, it’s unlikely that he’s had that type of intimacy with someone before.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Mating press. Next question.

It starts with missionary, a classic position you can’t go wrong with and it’s practical. It’s ideal for him, he wants to witness your eyebrows crease from the pleasure, or when you bite your lip, throw your head back against the velvety pillows on his bed—he’s immersed in the sight.

By the time he notices, he’s already gripping under your knees and pushing them against your chest, or as far back as he can fold them. He’s tall and heavy against your physique, swallowing it with no effort.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

You may think his stern expression comes from a place of boredom, but it’s the contrary. He’s entranced by every wave of enjoyment, your pleasure his priority with each movement…Although he’s not one to crack a joke during sex, if he notices you’re in a more humored state, he can be a bit cheeky.

H = Hair (how well-groomed are they?)

Leaving his privates unattended means the hair down there will get out of control and it peeves him. He can’t help it, he was raised to adapt routines to make sure he’s presentable at most times and despite his pubes not being something that’ll be displayed to the public eye, they’ll be to yours. So, of course, he wants to be presentable to you in that way.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Malleus yearns for heartfelt intimacy. His view on sex isn’t limited to the carnal aspects, it means a lot more to him. You’re trusting your soft, squishy human body to his desire, unraveling your most sensitive parts to his ravenous need to prod and tease with his fangs and hands. Albeit the softness of his view, the way it canalizes into his actions…He embraces you, all the while he steals your breath away with the vigorous pounding he’s giving you.

[mysumeow]

Mal arrived home safely 🙏

If I get Malleus's club card I'll write something

[mysumeow]

If I get Malleus's club card I'll write something

[mysumeow]

Late to the party but Lilia's loungewear pyjamas...

You slide your hands up his exposed thighs, the tips of your fingers under the shorts. At your touch, instead of closing his legs, Lilia opens them more and traps you with them, securing his calves around your waist. The pull makes you resort to use one of your hands to stabilize yourself, but the other's journey stays uninterrupted.

His playful glint doesn't waver when your hand reaches under his briefs, snaking beneath the fabric to palm his cock.

"You're needy today."

He teased. Of course, he would.

Your resolve didn't stagger, decided to not fall for his traps. You are the one in control here, you want it to stay that way.

"Not as needy as you. You're hard already."

Lilia grins and he twirls a strand of your hair around his finger.

"What are you going to do about it?"

Oh, he—

When you lower yourself to kiss him, teeth nipping at his lips, Lilia twitches in your hand. He finds your attempt at taking the upper hand today cute, and he allows you to mainly for his own entertainment. He's rather expectant of how far he can push you before he flips the positions.

[mysumeow]

HI GUYS OMG IM NOT DEAD IM JUST BUSY WORKING ON MY THESIS TT_TT

I want to write freaky ahh smut but nooo i gotta lock in and write a boring thesis TT_TT