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The people who claim the world is a cold cruel place and no one’s going to hold your hand or coddle you are 100% the people making the world cold and cruel in the first place lmao

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I’ve changed blogs! I’m going to keep this one for reference but I won’t be posting here anymore. You can find me over at @john-hamish-holmes-watson.

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With the criminals arrested it’s time to chill out with our most reliable network ever in this follow-up to our TV ad. source For those who are wondering: Martin is dancing to Liquidator by Harry J Allstars (recommended)

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team mysterious leg bruise

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One pure boye

So my dog loves KK Slider from the Animal Crossing games and when he hears him he runs over and watches.

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two bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

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Greg : Talk to him, that’s what friends do.

Sherlock : Nope. I’m gonna wait ‘til I’m on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.

Greg : That’s your plan for dealing with this?

Sherlock : That’s my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy seven arguments I’m going to win that way.

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wait for her

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Has anyone done this yet?

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Yes, I am nonbinary.

I can wear ‘men’s’ clothes.

I can wear ‘woman’s’ clothes and dresses.

I can wear clothes that hang off my body and don’t conform to any shape.

I don’t have to wear a binder, but I can if I want. I don’t have to get surgery if I don’t want.

I can have short hair or long hair. I can dye my hair, or not. I don’t have to be skinny.

Im nonbinary and I’m happy. And I believe that we shouldn’t stereotype nonbinary people or gender clothing.

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“If you genuinely think that John Watson is the same as Tim Canterbury, that tells me everything I need to know about your critical facility,” he begins, withdrawing from the latte in front of him. “People draw dots. I’ve been a fairly reasonable person so they think, ‘Oh, he’s just like a guy I know. And so I could probably do it. And so everything he’s doing is the same.’ Mate, if you think you could do it, f***ing fill your boots. Please be my guest. “If I make it look easy — without being a c*** about it, that’s because I’m good. If it was all that easy, every f***er would be doing it. And trust me they’re not. They’re really not. You see an awful lot of acting going on. And if you think I’m not acting, well, fine. I’ve done my job then.”

Martin Freeman, Financial Times article, December 2016 (via therealmartinsgrrrl)

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me a lesbian: haha lesbians get married so fast!

the ghost of Virginia Woolf that lives in my head: because of the epidemic of lesbian separatism women who find an earnest connection with one another may seem to an outsider "moving too fast" when in fact they are so euphoric about making a connection that they funnel more love in passion into a month than straight relationships plug into a year

me: I'm literally smoking a joint can you let me fucking live