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Athena : If you see Ares, Thor and Horus, please give them that face.

Athena : *makes a face*

Athena : They'll know what that means.

/Later/

Hermes : Oh, speaking of her, she wanted me to give you a message

Hermes : *makes a face*

Ares, Thor and Horus, simultaneously : oh no. the neutral face of displeasure

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THor : S[he] be[lie]ve[d]

Ares : He lied....

Horus : Sbeve

Athena : How did you do that with your mouth

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Olympians and their sacred animals

Apollo

Artemis

Poseidon

Hera

Hermes

Hestia

Zeus

Dionysus

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Zeus, drunk: But what if we, like, poured all the ocean water into a cup, cleaned out the bottom, and then poured the water back?

Poseidon, also drunk: I don’t know. That’s a lot of water. We might need two cups.

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Odin : Hey hey Zeus look at this

Zeus, squinting : ... Owo? What's this?

Loki in the background : *demonic screech of delight*

Hermes, tearing up : the mad lads actually did it...

Athena : no seriously, what is an owo

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Not so friendly reminder that if y’all demons start derailing asexual awareness week with your aphobic exclusionist shit I’m coming for you 👊🏿✊🏽🖕🏻

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Aphrodite is the embrace of a lover as well of the embrace of a friend. She's in the laughters exhanged between bonded ones, strands of hair falling around happy faces. She's the appreciation of one's body, finding beauty instead of flaws. She's Love, love you bear for others and yourself.

Apollo's the warmth of the early risen sun, his glimmer basking the world as if it was just born. He's the satisfaction of seeing a well-polished instrument, finger passing lightly on it's surface. He's hummed songs and poetry drafts, a subtle impulse making it's way to bloom into a new creation.

Artemis is the fresh peace of the night, silver locks cradling the sleeping world like an infant. She's the whispers of the trees and the simple yet complex songs of the Mother. She's long walks in the forest, serene mind finding solace into the silence. She's the fierceness that urges to protect what matters.

Hermes is the repressed, malicious smiles, and fingers pressed against lips to silence a laugh. He's the wind messing with neatly done hair, free as ever. He's the soft feeling of exchanging letters, excitement and happiness building up inside. He's the youthful recklessness and happy grins of one who does not fear the future.

Hephaestus is the spark of both creation and flames. He's an unwavering fire, everlasting and always providing his warmth. He's agile fingers creating new from scratch, giving life to a thought. He's the calm determination of a soul that chose to carve it's own path, continuing to advance no matter what may come.

Ares is burning flames of passion enveloping a brave soul. He's the rapid heartbeat and feeling of adrenaline that comes before facing a new challenge. He's an echoing and powerful laughter, and a clap in the back. He's intense feelings, overwhelming sensations. He's the courage to go against the world.

Athena is a shimmering shield, comforting wings enveloping those who need protection. She's the constant pursuit of knowledge, stacks of books never clearing up. She's feelings and reason altogether, always balanced, never wavering. She's the song of the whispering sea and roaring sky, storm-bearing eyes never leaving their goal.

Dionysus is the strong beat of life running through a body. He's the dizziness after laughing too much, a lively tinge of pink colouring one's cheeks. He's the pulse of strong music and the flow of healthy madness as one gets carried away by his call. He's an exuberant youth, screaming, dancing, singing, free of worldly matters.

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homeless, hungry, type one diabetic

hi guys...i hate doing this, but i am homeless on the streets of des moines-currently in the ghetto. i am scared. i dont know what to do. i am type one diabetic and i havent ate in 2 days and my blood sugars have been running dangerously low. i am literally dying. im scared i dont know what to do. i can compensate with nudes, art, tarot readings, etc. i am so scared. even 1 dollar helps. https://www.paypal.me/kitty992

PLEASE donate if you can.

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If your blog is safe not just for the well known members of the LGBT+ community but also for the lesser known ones that do not get as much media attention

For the:

Polysexual

Demi

Pan

Aro

Ace

Non binary

Fluid

And others who are not always brought up and that your blog is a safe place where they are supported

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Remember folks! With Halloween coming up, food dyed black with charcoal can neutralise your medication rendering them inactive and useless! This includes contraceptive pills if you take them within 2 hours (before or after) consuming the charcoal!

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You're such a sweetie aaaaah 💗💗💗💗 I'll listen to it right away thank youuu!!!

Not feeling the best rn.... Can u guys, gals, and non-binary pals send me a bit of positivity ? :(

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Another non binary pal here to send you some love!

Y'all non-binary pals have all my love and support!!!! LOVE U TOO

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Are you a harry stan? Ahahahaha. Just asking lol

which Harry??? Harry Potter???? Harry Styles???? HARRY TRUMAN??? i don't stan any of these btw but WHICH HARRY DEAR ANON

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Nonbinary pal here! Love your blog.

Nonbinary pal!! You have all my love 🥰🥰🥰 And thanks, I'll try to keep it updated as much as I can!

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Not feeling the best rn.... Can u guys, gals, and non-binary pals send me a bit of positivity ? :(

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if u weren’t aware of salvation army’s homophobia, its prety hardcore