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honestly tho that scene in the incredibles where mr. incredible sees the names of all the old super heroes that used to be his friends / that he knew from Back in the Day and how every one of them has been killed by syndrome is such a chilling scene for so many reasons 

like for one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on the same island he’s at now and two, its heartbreaking bc that means that almost every hero wanted to try out being a hero again despite the laws against it and wanted to try and help someone out and relive their glory days, only to be straight up murdered like fuck that scene is just so fuckin intense

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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@deepseasquidy

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somehow i didn't put this together

*blowing out my little bedside tealight, putting away my phone, and drifting off to sleep with one last dozzy thought of gratitude to blue light screen filters, only to jolt awake because wait shit did humans evolve that way because of candles???

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are you sure

this is your daily reminder to dump a glass of water out onto the ground and then eat the glass. take care of yourself please 🩵

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"this must hit so hard if youre stupid" is such a simple yet incredible rinse i think it might change the hating game forever

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"yeah sorry I've just been really going through it lately" oh yeah! no that actually reminds me of the time i didn't give a fuck

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bro shut up im trying to recall the details of my prophetic dream

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they should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you

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THE NICKNAME

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"im an asshole, but even i got limits"

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where in the bleeding fuck did this fake Tennessee hillbilly find a katana

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SHOTS FIRED

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everyone dies so quickly in this damn show