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TO MAKE IT WORSE. ALL OF THEM ARE BY ONE (1) PERSON. THEY GET THOUSANDS OF HITS AND KUDOS SO OBVIOUSLY THERES AN AUDIENCE BUT ME AND DARTHSUKI ARE THE ONLY ONES OUT HERE DOING GODS WORK. ARGH.

I HOPE THAT ALL OF YOU KNOW THIS IS A TRAGEDY. ONLY 14??

He doesn’t get a love interest until way later on and you’re telling me there’s only fourteen of these. Guys, guys pls. Kevin is my beloved. He’s just a silly little guy, trust.

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hey guys, if this gets 100 notes within the next hour, I'll go to sleep, if not im staying awake all night.

(Moots)

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STARTING NOW

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i just KNOW Strade's belly is warm

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this Will be me when the time comes, i don't make the rules

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ya sure did bud

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stanley really tried to study management in the first year of owning the shack

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the problem with "tumblr is dying add me on discord" is that posting on tumblr is like jovially walking down the street chatting to no one in particular and dming on discord is like having a sleepover conversation with one specific person both are good but theyre not substitutes

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Actual fucking tears coming out of my eyes oh my GOD

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Can we talk about how hot Vox looked in the crossover clip for some reason?? Like I'm not even one of those people who think he is the hottest character in the hellaverse, though i do respect the fact that he is democratically elected as such, BUT. IDK he looked shinier and more animated than everyone else? More scrumptious i guess? OH i am HYPED

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minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got

zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons

skeletons. inexplicable they carry bows.

spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)

walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats

three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport

really sad ghost

zombies 2: underwater edition

spiders again but now they poison you

fish that kills you with a mind beam

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every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

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can't remember if i posted this already but

a while ago a friend of mine said "stop talking" to the "hot pockets" jingle and

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they wer having a twins race

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i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before