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having an online persona is kind of funny bc you post abt something like twice and suddenly that’s the only thing ur known for...u post about cheese a couple times and suddenly ur the cheese mutual

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the twins!

based on this:

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My favourite genre of image is claudia looking so unbelievably sweet and innocent while actively covered in blood

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started mine and my brother’s annual rewatch of Gotham (the batman prequel tv show which is pretty good imo) and I got plagued by Cynthia!Gordon thoughts for the SAF Batman AU.

The one uncorrupt cop in Gotham, but she was a realist even when she started working there, so she knows its shit and does what she can but will have to play by the rules that the crime lords set occasionally.

I feel like Cynthia and Harvey Bullock from Gotham would have a hilarious dynamic (also add Pre-Riddler Ed in there). Just like this lowkey asshole who’s given up on everything and then this short woman with anger issues and an unswerving sense of justice

Although most of the attendees of the Nygmobblepot wedding post canon are criminals (those bitches are toxic yaoi as fuck in gotham fuck the network), due to the long history with Cynthia (Ed being ex forensics for the GCPD and the frenemies thing with Oz), she was kidnapped into being their officiant

tbh a lot of the pre batman era lore in the saf au is ripped directly from Gotham bc it’s just a buckwild show and also I love the idea of Os and Ed being criminal mentors to a freshly acid-burned Two-Face!Owen (who both totally notice how he’s totally jealous of the Joker trying to steal all of Curt’s attention because after multiple murder attempts on one another you tend to notice jealousy) also also Cynthia/Barbara Kean and Cynthia/Leslie Tompkins

ooooo omg I love this!!!!

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I saw a post going around a while ago (including from a non-US moot) about getting comfortable lying to law enforcement

Here's the thing. In the US.

DO NOT TALK TO LAW ENFORCEMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

If you are in a situation where you're lying to law enforcement, you are already interacting too much. STOP TALKING.

You can ask if you are free to go. You can keep asking.

Per the National Lawyers Guild, ESPECIALLY do not lie to the FBI. Do not say things to them that could be construed as lying. Those are serious charges. The best way around that is NOT TALKING.

In the words of the National Lawyers Guild: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

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“These are nightmares I'm having, Lestat, not dreams.”

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The funny thing is that I can fully see where a lot of very dumb discourse on this site came from but it doesnt make it any less perplexing

"Weight is most often determined by genetics rather than lifestyle choices, and the connection to health is not as black and white as TLC would have you believe": yeah, im with you.

"A person's health is not in any way connected to their worth as a person, and its not any of your business how healthy someone is to begin with, nor is it fair to demand fat people bend over backwards to perform health for you in a way you never ask of skinny people": absolutely. Completely agree with you.

"Saying that vegetables and exercise are good for you is fatphobic": okay what the hell happened here

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When it was discovered that Zalim (ironically meaning, cruel) was in the company of two very young cubs, those at Ranthambore feared the worst: that, as an adult male, he would kill them. Instead, he surprised naturalists with his “motherly” behavior when he took in his twin daughters following the death of their mother.

At this time, science stated that tigers were only as social as mothers and cubs could go and that tiger fathers rarely interacted with their offspring. Zalim changed that when he was witnessed, month after month, caring for his daughters and teaching them how to hunt. Their relationship eventually ceased when the two girls were shifted to Sariska Tiger Reserve and Zalim went on to father another litter with the then-dominant tigress Sundari, the so-called Lady of the Lakes. When she too mysteriously disappeared, Zalim unsurprisingly took care of their cubs as well.

Ranthambore National Park, India Photograph taken via camera trap

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That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

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I’m excited for ilium the musical as much as the next guy but can we please not misinterpret the original text this time guys? I know it’s a tall ask to read the source material but I cannot handle more bullshit discourse over literally nothing

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can I ask what some of your pulp headcannons are?

sorry this is late!

If PowerPoints existed in the time Sia was in, she would be the PowerPoint Queen.

Samuel has a lovely singing voice, even if it’s untrained (in-universe, that is, I’m aware all people in Pulp have a gorgeous voice.)

Rose is an artist! She’s actually quite good at drawing. (This might be canon, I can’t remember.)

John has walked straight into a tree at least once during the construction of the Satellite because he was staring at Rose.

Dakkar first found the motto Mobilis in Mobili in the Royal library during a time when Margaret was off of her lessons and they were exploring together. And when he read it, something just clicked.

Margaret liked to sneak down to the kitchens and make herself sandwiches in odd combinations back when she lived at the Westchester Hotel (I think a friend said this first, but I’ve adopted it into my belief system.)

If Rose and John ever got married, John would take her last name. I don’t think Rose could give up being a Stratford after everything.

Addison only has Radiance.

I have some others, but they’re not springing to mind right now! Maybe later.

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this honestly just came out of left fucking field i would have never expected to hear anything like this in this show. consider me Pleasantly Surprised tbh

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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