Shannon. 36. Maryland. Cis Woman (she/her). There is no such thing as an unwritten life; just a badly written one.
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Anne Rice found out her son had a boyfriend and confronted him in an Italian monastery like "Before you decide to be gay forever, read my insane book about 18th-century castrati and consider the alternatives (natalism; the transcendental Phallus)"

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Obsessed with the DC tourist asking for clubs with a “no ugly people allowed” policy that plays house



Is this person NYC or LA? Place your bets
#the living in baltimore just fucking nailed it for me#listen#maryland (and baltimore) is not for pretty people but we are for educated and rich people so take that how it is#nyc and la are where the pretty people go#the dmv is for career-driven uggos my dude
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30+ year old women are the backbone of this website
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Dead Boy Detectives (2024) // 1.04 - "The Case of the Lighthouse Leapers"
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KYLE GALLNER as 'Benson' & JOHNNY BERCHTOLD as Randy Bradley The Passenger (2023) · Film · Drama · Horror · dir. Carter Smith
#LISTEN#i know i've posted this but like????#this was carter smith's BEST movie hands down#and it was so gay without even being explicitly gay!!!!#like compare this to swallowed and even though we get cooper koch's full frontal i truly believe the passenger is gayer#the passenger
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Jacob Anderson as Louis de Pointe du Lac in INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | SEASON 2
#i watched sandman and whyyyyyyyy did they give us muted jacob anderson in white jedi clothes?#this man could have been everything!!!!#i will stick with interview thank you ever so much#interview with the vampire
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And with the two dead priests in his purview, the accused raised up his hands and took your face in them with a kiss of acceptance.
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Barbarian, 2022: dir. Zach Cregger Nope, 2022: dir. Jordan Peele
#i liked this a whole lot#BUT THEN SHE GOES IN ANYWAY!!!!#was i the only one who hated barbarian???#i know horror movies are unrealistic but if you're going to have a character who is a Black woman who says NOPE! and then make her go in???#you are truly a white man director#people (men) keep talking about how much they liked barbarian and i'm like#oh so trauma incest and inbreeding causes you to grow really tall and have super strength like a gorilla???#sure zach cregger
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FAVORITE CLASSIC FILM PERFORMANCES
Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates in PSYCHO (1960) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
I think that we're all in our private traps, clamped in them, and none of us can ever get out. We scratch and we claw, but only at the air, only at each other. And for all of it, we never budge an inch.
#i'm always like i hate all men i wish i was not straight and then i see tony perkins and i'm like whoops!#guess i like ONE man#guess i'm still straight after all#any this is just a psa from your friendly demisexual :)#anthony perkins
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Did you really feel depressed after you shot Mr. Garrett Jacob Hobbes to death? l think you probably did. But it wasn't the act that got to you. Didn't you feel so bad, because killing him felt so good? And why shouldn't it feel good? lt must feel good to God. He does it all the time. God's terrific! He dropped a church roof on 34 of his worshippers in Texas last Wednesday night, just as they were groveling through a hymn to his majesty. Don't you think that felt good?
MANHUNTER (1986) DIR. MICHAEL MANN
#i love manhunter so much but brian cox is not the superior hannibal#william petersen is the superior will graham tho#those short shorts and that vulnerability#chef's kiss#manhunter
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hang on I’m trying to see something
don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name
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Akshay Khanna as Ratthi in MURDERBOT | 1.04
#ratthi is my favorite in the books#but like i got stuck after ep two because askars is not my murderbot#i'm sorry but no#murderbot diaries
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taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing
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Reblog if you're a fanfic writer and you wanna know what your followers' favorite story of yours is ❤
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💜You Love Me You Bug Me 💜
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