My Heart is in Texas, My Soul is in England, My voice is in Nunavut, My Mind is Iceland and My Eyes are in Samoa. Rromani smartass extraordinaire. Mouth like a sailor. Heart of gold. Plebeian thundercunt. instagram: amberwavesgoodbye
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Neil Gaiman: *creating a new beloved character*
Neil Gaiman: I shall bestow upon this one the highest honor I can give...
Neil Gaiman: *gives them a really bitchin' coat*
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Hi. I've been busy making a human. A beautiful judgy human.

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If you don't dramatically yell "FATHERRRRR" every time you see Matt Berry's face... we can't be friends.
Also accepted is "bAAAttt"
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I made a vow never to return to that cack house ever, ever again. But why? You know why. The British are a pack of classist wankers. And those fuckers expelled me from the Sherwood- From the Sherwood Club. Yes I know you have told me so many times. What We Do in the Shadows | 3.10
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it’s Roma day!!!! i love and support all my roma siblings! - roma mad scientist

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@littlebittyoctober: Today I’m not October, today I’m Kevin the Kitten from @vanessastockard paintings. I think I nailed it! #kevinthekittin
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Hi. This is me married af.
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This is nuts. There are plenty of people that have a strong dislike/hate towards animals they may associate with traumatic experiences/interactions or that particular type of animal is associated with a person or situation that was unpleasant... some people don't like dogs because they're scared of them and that manifests as hate. People with severe allergic reactions to cats may say that they hate them when it's really because the interactions with cats are always unpleasant... but bruh...to jump to the conclusion that all ppl who hate dogs are sociopaths that you should knife them in the neck if they make you uncomfortable is gross.
hey so, as a man who works with other men, here’s a quick relationship tip: if he doesn’t much like cats, that might be just a personal preference. if he hates cats, if he tells you he hates cats as soon as he hears that you have a cat and love your cat, he’s an asshole. he’s telling on himself.
every guy i’ve ever worked with that makes a point of telling me how much he hates cats as soon as i mention that i have a cat and love my cat, is always someone who is regularly cruel for fun and who laughs in the breakroom about the mean things they do for fun to their girlfriends and children.
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A philosopher once asked: Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human? Pointless, really. Do the stars gaze back? Now, that’s a question.
STARDUST (2007) (dir. Matthew Vaughn)
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My husband literally used a line from Casper on me the other night and it totally worked.







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Thirsty Thelma is a mood.
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