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✰ make him a crepe like hella

Oh, geat...cooking. 

"I'll try..." She murmers as she reluctantly slinks into the kitchen. She grabs all the needed ingredients and combines them in a medium sized bowl.

The Crab clumsily pours the batter onto the griddle, spilling some on the floor as she does it and begins tilting the pan in a circular motion. " I saw someone do this on the food network once, I totally got this!" she chuckles, feigning confidence. Totally not paying attention to the now burning crepe.

"Ah--!" Frantic attempts to flip the crepe end in failure -- she forgot to butter the pan like an idiot. "Ah! Gem-- I--" Desperately scrapes the crumpled, burnt crepe onto a plate and pours chocolate sauce on it. looks great. "Uh...come get it?"  

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SEND '✰' WITH A COMMAND AND MY MUSE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO FOLLOW THROUGH.

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Stomach growls obnoxiously.

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Cakes & cookies & comfort foods: http://cake-stuff.tumblr.com/

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I wish being a night owl was more acceptable.

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BURSTS IN HELLA I'M LILLY LET'S BE RAD FRIENDS

hELLA HELLA HELLA HELLA HEYYY YES LETS BE THE RADDEST OF PALS 

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/Quietly listens, totally impressed with her older brother

            ⌠ ♊ ⌡ ⊱ Assuring himself that he’s alone, Gem clears his throat to sing along to the music he’s currently blasting.

              "I don’t know where you’re going,                but do you got room for one more troubled soul?                I don’t know where I’m going,                but I don’t think I’m coming home.                And I said I’ll check in tomorrow,                if I don’t wake up dead.”

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"Hey, I'm clumsy, okay? You should know this by now.." What she means is she hits her head a lot, maybe she has some brain damage.

"I hope I didn't really hurt your feelings!" If he even has feelings.

⌠ ♊ ⌡ ⊱ That was more like it.

"A brother get’s busy." A pause. "I still don’t see how you forget a family member’s face."

⌠ ♊ ⌡ ⊱ He places his hand to his heart and clutches the fabric of his shirt all dramatic like.

"You wound me."

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"Yeah! our shells could turn to ice, we could become crabcicles!"  She chuckles nervously, trying to blow off the lame joke she just made."I prefer Autumn, it matches my hair and it isn't too cold." 

Oh look she’s made him so happy. “Just hoping it doesn’t snow. We crustaceans aren’t such a big fan.” 

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"Oh...Gem..." She done fricked up now.

"Well maybe I wouldn't forget your face if you visited me more often, brother. " 

She still loves him, even if he is a jerk.

            ⌠ ♊ ⌡ ⊱ [ gLARING INTENSIFIES. ]

"I’m so offended you don’t recognize me, sister."

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The Crab waves back, smiling politely."Oh hi there! how are you this chilly morning?"

Waves at cheerfully. Oh how the crab loves making new friends. “Hello there!”

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/SWEATING INTENSIFIES

"H-hey there, and who might you be...?"

              ⌠ ♊ ⌡ ⊱ [ staring intensifies ]

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"......"

/stares and fidgets