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I can't believe Jeff and Britta had sex in Abed's dorm room and he only brings it up that one time. If I were him I'd be such a bitch about it like they start to fight too much? Hey remember when you guys fucked in my dorm room? Embarass them out of it. Oh you got a problem with me using your netflix account Jeff? Then you shouldn't have fucked Britta in my dorm room. They fucked on the study room table? Disgusting all of us have a right to be annoyed but me most of all because they also fucked in my dorm room.

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the gossip girl soundtrack is actually really good

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in my humble opinion we should make “making music” a woman only thing like hehe pretty girls playing instruments yeah vote me 4 prez.

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Samantha Vaughn by Emily Lipson for af94

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nsfw

nobody’s safe from wonderwall

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my eye is so itchy from allergies but just in this one spot and itching it really good does literally feel like I'm rubbing the eye clit

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she doubling on my toil til i trouble

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Jfc

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Horse girls get too much flack. It's time to start being wary of pig girls

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i would also like to add to my previous post that i am boiling eggs instead of packing for camp

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i just poured boiling water into a pot with some eggs in it and they started fizzing. should i be concerned?

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breakfast

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are you quirked up and/or goated with the sauce?

quirked up. not goated with the sauce.

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i wish gay people were real

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kristine froseth behind the scenes of looking for alaska.

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Do you know why you have a lightning bolt next to your name on the following list?

you have notification on for me. i dont know if they'll work though

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my mum bought tortilla chips ♡

the only thing i wanted for lunch was microwave nachos but i looked in the cupboard and we had a some packets of crisps but no tortilla chips so now i cant eat lunch