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mywifemakesmedraw · 1 year ago
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A finished commission for a DnD fairy druid, complete with adorable hummingbird style wings! Thanks so much for letting me work on this!! :D Commissions are open, feel free to send me a DM if interested!
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mywifemakesmedraw · 1 year ago
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The subbed version will be up on youtube for the public in a week.
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mywifemakesmedraw · 1 year ago
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Neglecting my physical health? I prefer to call it "providing bad source material to the zombie apocalypse."
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mywifemakesmedraw · 1 year ago
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"Then make one" was insane, what mountain guru did you consult
technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,
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mywifemakesmedraw · 1 year ago
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I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:
—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.
—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.
—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money
—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them
—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa
—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them
—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in
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mywifemakesmedraw · 1 year ago
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depression tips™
shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.
moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 
put on clean, comfortable clothes. 
put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.
drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.
clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 
blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.
make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 
make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.
go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.
call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.
cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.
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mywifemakesmedraw · 1 year ago
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Very good advice for both the writer and the critiquer.
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mywifemakesmedraw · 2 years ago
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He went to Ross
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Clothe the boi
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mywifemakesmedraw · 2 years ago
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mywifemakesmedraw · 2 years ago
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Just in case you need a reminder.
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mywifemakesmedraw · 2 years ago
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mywifemakesmedraw · 2 years ago
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First digital art. Petrichor in casual attire.
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mywifemakesmedraw · 2 years ago
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mywifemakesmedraw · 2 years ago
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Fey princess meets her future best friend/lady in waiting, they enjoyed wholesome girl stuff, like hammering lizards to the garden wall.
Addie the haregon belongs to @noirwoodtheowl
Princess Petrichor belongs to me
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mywifemakesmedraw · 2 years ago
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A friend's dnd character and his adopted npc son
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mywifemakesmedraw · 2 years ago
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*deep inhale* ....baby
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A child!!!
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mywifemakesmedraw · 2 years ago
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Idk
The left one belongs to @noirwoodtheowl
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