n-atua

[n-atua]

text 💫 noana

Ariana: YOU LITERALLY SET IT UP!!!

Noa: YOU COULD HAVE BEEN MORE CREATIVE!!!

Noa: Also I really wanna know, it's an actual question.

[n-atua]

text 👎 narco

Marco: That sounds fun! Arm wrestling is always a good time! I'm game! 😀 are we talking big TALL or like big chunky? Just to know what to look for!

Noa: All of them, why not? Why discriminate? Then we can say we're the best when we beat them all 💪

[n-atua]

text 💀 troa

Trip: Aww, well, you can't take stuff kids say seriously! They say literally anything! Once one came up to me and told me that my girlfriend was beautiful which, duh, 100% true, but THEN they went on and said 'SO WHY ARE YOU SO UGGO?!?!' and ran away! They're little demons!

Trip: Let's do a thing to make you feel young! Quick, what do fun young people like us do?

Noa: We need to go cliff jumping. It's been forever since I've done that, feels like. Where's the best place to go? Motonui's got some high cliffs, but I feel like Neverland might have some cooler spots.

[n-atua]

text 👎 narco

Noa: Dude, dude, dude

Noa: We should go to the bar

Noa: And find the biggest dudes we can find

Noa: And challenge them to an arm wrestling match!

[n-atua]

text 💀 troa

Noa: I've never felt old in my life but fuck, do I feel old after today. I was working, right, and this little girl comes up to me and says "I wanna be a lifeguard like you when I'm older," and I was like, 'okay, that's cute,' or whatever and then she follows up with YOU MIGHT BE DEAD BY THEN! And like. She was right. I died right there, on the spot.

[n-atua]

text 🍻 nolani

Noa: Whatcha doooooooooin?

Noa: I'm drinking 🍺

[n-atua]

text 💘 noakate

Noa: So, got a dart through my hand when I was playing a game at the bar. Wanna come play nurse for me?

Noa: ...not that there'd really be much nursing anyway. I already got a bandaid on it. Playing nurse just sounded sexy.

[n-atua]

text 💫 noana

Noa: Serious question.

Noa: If two vegans are fighting... is it still considered beef?

Ariana: Nope! It’s BEET instead :)

Noa: I'm blocking you now. That was the worst pun ever 🙄

[n-atua]

text 💫 noana

Noa: Serious question.

Noa: If two vegans are fighting... is it still considered beef?

[n-atua]

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A sad text

A scared text

A late night text

An excited text

A taunting text

An angry text

A frustrated text

A concerned text

A loving text

A confession via text

An accidental text

A wrong number text

A text that wasn’t sent

A text for help

A helpful text

A comforting text

A drunk text

A bad idea text

A rude text

A long text

A one word text

A text asking for advice

A final text

A flirty text

A hyper text

A weird text

A sarcastic text

A heartbreaking text

[n-atua]

text 💬 troa

Trip: YOU'D JUST BE IN JAIL FOR A LITTLE ITTY BIT THOUGH! I'd rather be a loser than be in REAL trouble!

Trip: But yeah, sure we can! That sounds easy tbh.

Noa: Easy, sure... but it wasn't really that fun, huh?

Noa: Well, I mean, it was when he couldn't breathe anymore lmao that was pretty hilarious but mostly it was too easy.

[n-atua]

text 💬 noana

Ariana: I am NOT! A lot of people would say that I'm a great friend! How many people say that about you??

Noa: Don't know, don't care. I don't put so much emphasis on what others think of me. Unlike a certain someone I know who's name starts with an A, ends with a Riana.

[n-atua]

text 💬 noliver

Oliver: WHO ??

Noa: Not who. WHAT. Okay, maybe who. Because it might have been a pet.

Noa: NOT MY FAULT IT WAS IN THE ROAD OKAY.

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text 💬 camoa

Camille: That probably wouldn't have been the best idea- isn't that like a frat kind of thing. unless you fashion a parachute out of something sturdier for a surf board? that could possibly be fun.

Noa: And? Frat boy, right here. We do dumb shit sometimes. I'm sure if we had anything sturdier it would have been used but we were drunk and therefore cannot be held accountable for our actions.

[n-atua]

text 💬 noana

Ariana: Oh shit really? Twinsies!

Ariana: Except not really. My name for you in my phone is "Noa 🦈 💖" BECAUSE I'M A GOOD FRIEND!

Noa: You're the only person I ever hear saying that. That oughta say something, Ari.

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text 💬 troa

Trip: BUT YOLO, NOA, YOLO! Who cares if you go to mall jail again? Racing our ladies through the mall in shopping carts is a brilliant idea and you can't tell me otherwise!

Noa: I CAN IF IT ENDS WITH ME IN JAIL! Mall jail is worse than mall jail dude, like who the fuck actually gets caught by mall cops? Losers, that's who.

Noa: ...can we "accidentally" make the security fuckers fall off their Segways?

[n-atua]

text 💬 troa

Noa: The last time I heard someone say ‘YOLO,’ I ended up getting arrested for pole dancing in the middle of a shopping mall. Too soon. Way too soon.