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by Ralph Elmer Clarkson (American, 1861–1942), “Nouvart Dzeron, A Daughter of Armenia”
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It's so crazy that they don't have a lowball option on ticketmaster
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fucked up the roster for the week and accidentally scheduled two guards who only tell the truth on the same day. fuuuuck now anyone can find out which is the right path to go down
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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach
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this girl shows up when there is an error on my mixer and I just want to let her to know that I'm not mad at her
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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real
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i made a faux sticker sheet inspired by the 2025 mix of three cheers cuz it's really freakin good !
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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch
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my silly little jester costume for the play I’m in is so fire you all wish you were me
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i think a really funny project that a statistics professor could have their class do is like. put a bunch of random, patently untrue demographic statements into a hat. "the most popular tv show among white men ages 24-27 is Bluey." "the majority of business majors are middle children." "bisexual women love hot chips." and each student picks one out of the hat and you gotta like. design a whole study and survey a group of people to specifically achieve that result. you have to prove it true. by whatever means necessary. you have to construct the most biased study possible and wrangle in your exact demographic to make that statement a statistical reality. i think people would learn a lot.
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When Gerard sings Ghost of You, I think he's talking about the really cool and handsome ghost called Frank in the forest next to school
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"All they wanna do is throw you in a jail cell, so might as well raise hell"
Seen in Dallas, Texas
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