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who’s the best south park character

KENNY

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so great

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! 2025!!🎉🎉

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so good

Invite

Based on that new art by ufotable

(listen, I wanted more new genya art but not like this!!!!)

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Guys IM BACK

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vote cartman fr it would be funny if he wins

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yall gotta vote kyle the lowest @wendytestabrat you gotta reblog

it would be sooooo funny😄

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have you done your daily click

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reblog if your name isn't Dan Howell

2,121,566 people are not Dan Howell and counting!

We’ll find you Dan Howell

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The hiv positive joke in South Park is the funniest joke of all timr, sorry not sorry🙏🏼

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kyle: you know i learned something today…

all of us:

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@stellarangelic @sillysecretshidden @rottrottencorpse

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

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part 2 check last post to see what’s up

so now after cartman failed they get home with the drugs so they go to make cartmans dose and then it’s just that GOOFBALL i talked about in part 1 so that’s it they don’t get the drugs kyle fails and i would say “That’s a wrap folks” looney tunes style but there’s still a little left so back at the school kyle rants about the american health care system while giving a speech but then kyle says let’s not make fun of obesity anymore which is a mistake you’ll see why and everyone agrees and cartman says that all he’s been wishing for and he goes on to insult kyle and wendy without them being able to say anything back and everybody (except kyle and wendy) live happily ever after

I ignored almost all shelly randy and sharon appearances btw

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cartman is very improved in the special +kyman it is very late but i forgot about it

so the special starts with cartman at the doctor hearing about weight loss drugs but cartmans mom says she can’t afford it and you won’t believe it cartman doesn’t even argue with his mom about it omg cartman being not spoiled? but the doctor says he’s out of luck and cartmans a bit frustrated but instead of lashing out a lot he just begs the doctor saying that he hates the way he looks and not even being manipulative then the doctor proscribes him with Lizzo then the next important part of the special is in school and butters cartmans amazing friend realizes cartman is sad about something so he tells kyle and at first kyle says who cares and then after further inspection he says and then kyle thinks from his previous experiences “is this a trick?” see he does learn @wendytestabrat so then kyle gets mad at the worlds insurance company and their bullshit well either that or #KYMAN GET YOUR TEE SHIRTS HERE EVERYBODY but then they get to the place and the guy filing their claim or whatever is an absolute GOOF i’m sorry i had to say awful word and he’s typing so very slow and then they basically just say that but they won’t pay but then there is a way all they have to do is navigate the American healthcare system and it is A LOT of work now you might be wondering why is kyle filling out every form and doing everything he can well the answer is #KYMAN GET YOUR TEE SHIRTS HERE but then they’re basically tired of this shit so then kyle goes to rant to stan and kenny how it’s not fair how slim celebrities can get them but fat cartman can’t there’s a lot of kyman on kyle’s side in this but then they make the idea to MAKE THEIR OWN DRUGS AND SELL THEM for good intention ofc and stan and kenny don’t even question why kyle wants to do this so then they think they finished the drugs so then after some nice music and wannabe action movie quotes they inject it in cartman and then kyle says they should make more to help more people and another thing is cartman doesn’t say something like “Woah why do other people need these i want them all to myself” he just doesn’t do anything I thought i would add that but then all the sugar produced food companies get mad at the drugs which make you eat less as we see from randy not eating and cartman not eating the entirety of a “cereal bomb” don’t ask so after cartmans dream of being normal sized so he can say anything he wants and nobody can respond with “shut up fatass” or “oh yeah well your a fat fuck” anymore so cartmans about to take his second dose and then a gang off moms steals all their stuff anyways now they’re trying to get a new supply but something DEVASTATING happens cartman gave up and he’s about to end it all with an oppenheimer it’s a cereal bomb but with twinkies and gravy so after kyle says he’s not giving up and gives cartman a pep talk #KYMAN GYTSH but when then evil cereal mascots who practically lace their food with sugar and make people crave it want to put a stop to these drugs as they make people not crave so they find a really cheap supplier stans gang was relying on and they massacre the suppliers and since cartman gave up he decided an oppenhiemer wasn’t enough so he goes for some not 7 not 8 not 9 but 10 times more destructive than an oppenheimer word on the street is that it’s called a stormy daniels and kyle says he has a solution but cartman says the iconic phrase “forget it i’m goin DOWN with a stormy daniels” kyle says he found more weight loss drugs and that’s enough to convince cartman but there’s a small problem the mom gang + randy trys to steal it but randy does the right things and gets the weight loss drugs away from them but they chase him down with guns so after stan’s gang joins randy the cereal people com to destroy the drugs again so randy tells stan to shoot them and he denies but kyle says he will so after kyle shoots everyone cartman notices an obesity drug that fell on the vehicle and since the window was broken he went for it but failed … tumblr says i can’t write anymore so part is out rn on my blog

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“the end of obesity” but it’s just the kyman moments (which is pretty much the whole special, so don’t copyright me viacom) PT. 2