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The hiv positive joke in South Park is the funniest joke of all timr, sorry not sorry🙏🏼

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kyle: you know i learned something today…

all of us:

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@stellarangelic @sillysecretshidden @rottrottencorpse

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

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part 2 check last post to see what’s up

so now after cartman failed they get home with the drugs so they go to make cartmans dose and then it’s just that GOOFBALL i talked about in part 1 so that’s it they don’t get the drugs kyle fails and i would say “That’s a wrap folks” looney tunes style but there’s still a little left so back at the school kyle rants about the american health care system while giving a speech but then kyle says let’s not make fun of obesity anymore which is a mistake you’ll see why and everyone agrees and cartman says that all he’s been wishing for and he goes on to insult kyle and wendy without them being able to say anything back and everybody (except kyle and wendy) live happily ever after

I ignored almost all shelly randy and sharon appearances btw

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cartman is very improved in the special +kyman it is very late but i forgot about it

so the special starts with cartman at the doctor hearing about weight loss drugs but cartmans mom says she can’t afford it and you won’t believe it cartman doesn’t even argue with his mom about it omg cartman being not spoiled? but the doctor says he’s out of luck and cartmans a bit frustrated but instead of lashing out a lot he just begs the doctor saying that he hates the way he looks and not even being manipulative then the doctor proscribes him with Lizzo then the next important part of the special is in school and butters cartmans amazing friend realizes cartman is sad about something so he tells kyle and at first kyle says who cares and then after further inspection he says and then kyle thinks from his previous experiences “is this a trick?” see he does learn @wendytestabrat so then kyle gets mad at the worlds insurance company and their bullshit well either that or #KYMAN GET YOUR TEE SHIRTS HERE EVERYBODY but then they get to the place and the guy filing their claim or whatever is an absolute GOOF i’m sorry i had to say awful word and he’s typing so very slow and then they basically just say that but they won’t pay but then there is a way all they have to do is navigate the American healthcare system and it is A LOT of work now you might be wondering why is kyle filling out every form and doing everything he can well the answer is #KYMAN GET YOUR TEE SHIRTS HERE but then they’re basically tired of this shit so then kyle goes to rant to stan and kenny how it’s not fair how slim celebrities can get them but fat cartman can’t there’s a lot of kyman on kyle’s side in this but then they make the idea to MAKE THEIR OWN DRUGS AND SELL THEM for good intention ofc and stan and kenny don’t even question why kyle wants to do this so then they think they finished the drugs so then after some nice music and wannabe action movie quotes they inject it in cartman and then kyle says they should make more to help more people and another thing is cartman doesn’t say something like “Woah why do other people need these i want them all to myself” he just doesn’t do anything I thought i would add that but then all the sugar produced food companies get mad at the drugs which make you eat less as we see from randy not eating and cartman not eating the entirety of a “cereal bomb” don’t ask so after cartmans dream of being normal sized so he can say anything he wants and nobody can respond with “shut up fatass” or “oh yeah well your a fat fuck” anymore so cartmans about to take his second dose and then a gang off moms steals all their stuff anyways now they’re trying to get a new supply but something DEVASTATING happens cartman gave up and he’s about to end it all with an oppenheimer it’s a cereal bomb but with twinkies and gravy so after kyle says he’s not giving up and gives cartman a pep talk #KYMAN GYTSH but when then evil cereal mascots who practically lace their food with sugar and make people crave it want to put a stop to these drugs as they make people not crave so they find a really cheap supplier stans gang was relying on and they massacre the suppliers and since cartman gave up he decided an oppenhiemer wasn’t enough so he goes for some not 7 not 8 not 9 but 10 times more destructive than an oppenheimer word on the street is that it’s called a stormy daniels and kyle says he has a solution but cartman says the iconic phrase “forget it i’m goin DOWN with a stormy daniels” kyle says he found more weight loss drugs and that’s enough to convince cartman but there’s a small problem the mom gang + randy trys to steal it but randy does the right things and gets the weight loss drugs away from them but they chase him down with guns so after stan’s gang joins randy the cereal people com to destroy the drugs again so randy tells stan to shoot them and he denies but kyle says he will so after kyle shoots everyone cartman notices an obesity drug that fell on the vehicle and since the window was broken he went for it but failed … tumblr says i can’t write anymore so part is out rn on my blog

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“the end of obesity” but it’s just the kyman moments (which is pretty much the whole special, so don’t copyright me viacom) PT. 2

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“the end of obesity” but it’s just the kyman moments (which is pretty much the whole special, so don’t copyright me viacom) PT. 1

YOU’RE WELCOME

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i can’t 💀

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if it doesn’t get 3 yes then i wont

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first rant?

I’m gonna take this opportunity to mention how annoying and obnoxious Kyle is the cartman because usually cartman portrayed as the bad guy but it’s just not true first even his dad tells him to chill tf out he literally Gerald: Kyle, you've gotta lighten the fuck up, buddy. Every day with you it's "Dad, I feel guilty about this. Dad, I'm so confused about that." You're a kid. You're supposed to just laugh and make fun of shit. Stop being such a pussy, okay pal? Fuck. And h sometimes he does this just to be annoying to cartman plus the two times cartman actually does something nice Kyle says something like this can’t be happening cartmans being nice and then Stan says something like no way but literally the reason cartman doesn’t do anything nice is because those two constantly bullie him cartman always acts like he does care and like he has thick skin but he always cries really easily he has to act tough or else he will just be another butters the reason that cartmans always so mean is because since kindergarten Kyle and Stan have always been there bulling him so basically if u think cartmans the bad one and kyles good ur dumb

Ps. Sorry for my endless rant

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related to my last post @wendytestabrat

bc i’m a writer that’s kind of what we do

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my first @wendytestabrat rant 🥲

who each of the four boys has the closest relationship with in the group

CARTMAN: he’s closest with kyle & kenny obviously bc that’s who we see him hanging out with the most. stan is cartman’s least fav bc he isn’t all argumentative & pissy like kyle is and actually has self-respect so cartman finds him boring LOL. he also can’t use him and manipulate him easily like he does with kyle & kenny. cartman is also jealous that stan keeps kyle from him & kyle is a two faced bitch around stan. stan is the real goodie two shoe saint of the group, not kyle. kyle just pretends to care abt morality to show off in front of stan lol. so yeah kyle & kenny are more likely to go along with cartman’s schemes and do fucked up shit & have fun.

KYLE: he’s closest with stan & cartman and kenny is his least fav. which we see how kenny is always kyle’s LAST choice of who to hang out with and when him and stan are fighting he goes to cartman LOL. kenny is such a fucking afterthought to kyle he only hangs out with him if there’s no one else to hang out with or if he can use him for shit. the only reason kyle & kenny had that adventure together in the episode “jewbilee” was bc stan & cartman had their own plotlines in the other two episodes in the meteor shower trilogy lol. stan was at that party and cartman was being babysat by shelly.

STAN: yeah kyle & kenny are the only ones in the group stan gives a shit about and he STRONGLY dislikes cartman. stan is always the one in the group who tries to get cartman kicked out or get kyle & kenny to ignore him and stay away from him. whenever it’s the three of them (stan, kyle, & kenny) all being petty & doing shit behind cartman’s back & pretending not to be his friend that’s thanks to stan LOL. but that’s a whole rant i did on why stan is actually the one who dislikes cartman, not kyle. kyle just acts fake and pretends he hates cartman the most so he looks cool to stan bc stan’s more popular than him. kyle & kenny are rlly the only ones in the group who try to maintain a friendship with cartman and hang out with him one on one & stan only tolerates him to be polite & avoid drama and bc he cares about kyle and knows how obsessed kyle is with cartman lol.

KENNY: yep you guessed it he’s closest with stan & cartman (but mainly cartman) and kyle is his least fav. kenny gets along well with stan wayyyy better than kyle and agrees with him on a lot of shit and they have a lot of plotlines together. like for instance when the group split up in TFBW & “faith hilling” kenny chose stan’s side and stan was the saddest when kenny died bc he cares abt him the most. i think stan & kenny get along well and have a good friendship bc they’re both the nicer easy going unproblematic kings of the group while kyle & cartman are always throwing fists LOL. i also feel like cartman & kyle’s obnoxious rivalry and love/hate relationship over the years has forced stan & kenny to grow closer with each other bc there are a lot of moments where the two of them will leave & hang out one on one or whatever when they get sick of cartman & kyle’s bullshit when they’re fighting. & then ofc kenny likes hanging around cartman bc cartman likes to have fun like him and they are canon bffs. kenny doesn’t give a shit abt kyle bc kyle doesn’t give a shit abt him and doesn’t view him as a friend so the feeling is mutual. and bc kyle has been classist towards kenny for being poor just like cartman, but hey AT LEAST CARTMAN MAKES AN EFFORT TO HANG OUT WITH KENNY AND HAVE FUN WITH HIM

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LADDA TO HEAVEN TIMEEEEE

so the episode starts with the about to go on a candy shopping spree because they won a raffle or something btw cartman is carrying all of their candy baskets not them carrying their own but they lost the raffle ticket so they can’t get candy so then after remembering that they all neglected the responsibility to take the ticket and Kenny stepped up they run to Kenny’s house (Kenny’s dead in season 6) and ask where his corpse is and they find out he’s cremated the only bad part is they don’t know what that means somehow so the they see his urns cartman ask you turned him into a tea pot? Lol so then the MOST logical thing these juvenile delinquents think to do is break into his house and steal him later they sneak in Kenny’s house and see if he’s in the teapot cartman even brings a robot guard scanner and then KYEL calls him stupid but there where robot guards because cartman is ALWAYS right so then and then cartman thinks that Kenny’s ashes are choclate milk mix? And he tastes it and says “not even good choclate milk mix” and then they think they got tricked so they insult Kenny’s grieving parents and all they are thinking about is candy NOT THEIR FRIEND and then cartman drinks Kenny like choclate milk and then cartman dreams that he’s Kenny when suddenly Stan and Kyle bust in to cartman house early in the morning 2nd rant in a row they did that and then Kyle the “smart one” decides to built a ladder the heaven to get the candy ticket “from that asshole Kenny” Kenny needs better friends so then they start building and on the way successfully trick BILLIONS OF adults into thinking they are being wholesome and trying to see their friend again and on the ladder cartman has another vision that he’s Kenny and cartman insults Kyle so Kyle hits him on a thin ladder ABOVE THE CLOUDS and then they find out cart man drank Kenny and replaced him with kitty litter so instead of helping cartman and still only thinking about candy cartman goes to an abortion clinic “to try and get a living soul out of him” and cartman gets another vision and know he knows where the ticket is after successfully convincing someone not to get an abortion as it’s cruel and then cartman saves the day and they get the d desired candy and then they tell everyone the truth why they were building the ladder and they have the I learned something today

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Rant on saturday i was inactive but then a bunch of people like my rants and reblogged

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i see two sided kyman

I'm prob gonna lose followers for this but one sided kyman (cartmans side) is so real

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why do i keep finding these

i dont ship kyman because yknow. cartmans a nazi.