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"I asked Grok." "I asked ChatGPT." Well I asked Wilbur. And then he thought I was so stupid that he stepped through the portal into the Black and White.

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oooh, I don’t think I have! However I do think I’ve walked past a movie theater and the people coming in and out looked like they were having so much fun! Are there any you’d recommend?

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(ooc: don’t worry about it! Take all the time you need, get some rest, just do what you gotta do)

I'd personally recommend Die Hard. Quite a good film, a few famous actors in it.

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ooooh that sounds delicious! I’ll have to try it out sometime that sounds incredible :D! Do you have any other questions for me? This is so much fun I’m glad i get to talk to someone as cool and interesting as you, you have such cool tastes! I love answering questions, they’re so much fun! :D

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I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, Shorse. Have you had the chance to watch any movies?

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oooh, what a wonderful question! I forgot what it was called, but it had some basil and cheesy spots on it and was just downright delicious! It tasted amazing! I remember now! I believe it was called a margarita pizza? It was incredible :D I have a question for you now, if you don’t mind answering! What’s your favorite food? Mine would probably have to be that pizza :D

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It certainly sounds like a margherita pizza. I'd have to say my favourite food is apple crumble.

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Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or games, unlimited games, but no more games?

...I don't play games often. Unlimited bacon.

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Oooh, what wonderful questions! yes, a lab! A very beautiful one too :D experiments? Well I had quite a few friends there, that’s for sure! There was a catfish (with the face of what I now know is a cat from the land!) an octelaphant (Octupus and elephant :D) and a seorilla! (A seal and a gorilla) I’ve seen them a couple times on land, they’re doing quite well! I don’t know what else they did, but the people at the lab were all so nice :D my favorite thing about the land? Well, I’d have to say the hats! They’re all so cool and fun and unique! Where else could I have learned about barbershop hats? They’re so much fun! I’ve already said hats before, so if I had to pick a second favorite… I’d have to say the food! So much effort goes into each thing, it’s incredible! I’ve seen people eating things that just look so tasty! I ate a pizza once, it was incredible :D these questions are so much fun to answer! Do you have any others?

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(ooc: I’m so glad! I’m having a ton of fun with this, it’s awesome! :D)

That sounds extremely interesting. It's good to meet someone with such a passion for life. What kind of pizza did you have?

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OOC: Exams over, back off hiatus! Feel free to send asks :)

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OOC: SORRY FOR NOT REPLYING TO ASKS OR REBLOGS, I'm back at school now and doing exams so I fear I'll be on hiatus for like 2 weeks, I'm so sorry

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What an excellent question! I suppose I wasn’t exactly “born” this way, at least not by the standards of humans like yourself. I was “born” in a little place under the sea, in a beautiful little lab :D everyone had such great hats! It was incredible! They soon let me out into the ocean, where I had remained until I came here :D under the ocean is so beautiful! Have you ever been? So many beautiful creatures and plants, like you’ve never seen before! I was there for my whole life, roaming around and having fun, when I can across the land. I was curious, so I came on up, and landed here! There’s so much stuff here, so much stuff I’ve never seen before! It’s incredible! There’s so many more hats, ones I’d never even heard of! It’s just so interesting up here :D do you have any other questions for me? That really was a great one!

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A lab under the sea? Do you know what other kinds of experiments they do?

And, on a more personal note, what's your favourite part about the land?

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"Sense it? In what way?"

It was very late in the evening.

General McNamara was leaning against a brick wall, a cigarette to his lips. He was simply out to smoke, when he heard a loud crash! from somewhere. Reaching for his firearm, he snuck over to where the noise was and peeked out from the corner.

On the ground was a teenager, who looked to be around 15. Their hands and knees were scuffed and scarred, and they seemed to be out of breath. Hurriedly, they stood, stuffing whatever had fallen out of their bag back into it.

- @the-curious-adventurer

[John puts his firearm back in its holster upon seeing the child. He coughs to make his presence known.]

"Whatcha got there, kid?"

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"I- yes... Have you been here before?"

It was very late in the evening.

General McNamara was leaning against a brick wall, a cigarette to his lips. He was simply out to smoke, when he heard a loud crash! from somewhere. Reaching for his firearm, he snuck over to where the noise was and peeked out from the corner.

On the ground was a teenager, who looked to be around 15. Their hands and knees were scuffed and scarred, and they seemed to be out of breath. Hurriedly, they stood, stuffing whatever had fallen out of their bag back into it.

- @the-curious-adventurer

[John puts his firearm back in its holster upon seeing the child. He coughs to make his presence known.]

"Whatcha got there, kid?"

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"Exactly that. This is a classified military building. You mustn't tell a soul that it's here. Understood?"

It was very late in the evening.

General McNamara was leaning against a brick wall, a cigarette to his lips. He was simply out to smoke, when he heard a loud crash! from somewhere. Reaching for his firearm, he snuck over to where the noise was and peeked out from the corner.

On the ground was a teenager, who looked to be around 15. Their hands and knees were scuffed and scarred, and they seemed to be out of breath. Hurriedly, they stood, stuffing whatever had fallen out of their bag back into it.

- @the-curious-adventurer

[John puts his firearm back in its holster upon seeing the child. He coughs to make his presence known.]

"Whatcha got there, kid?"

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"Good morning, Paris. Do you know where you are?"

It was very late in the evening.

General McNamara was leaning against a brick wall, a cigarette to his lips. He was simply out to smoke, when he heard a loud crash! from somewhere. Reaching for his firearm, he snuck over to where the noise was and peeked out from the corner.

On the ground was a teenager, who looked to be around 15. Their hands and knees were scuffed and scarred, and they seemed to be out of breath. Hurriedly, they stood, stuffing whatever had fallen out of their bag back into it.

- @the-curious-adventurer

[John puts his firearm back in its holster upon seeing the child. He coughs to make his presence known.]

"Whatcha got there, kid?"

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He does just that, taking them to the medical section of PEIP and getting them settled in a bed. He puts some soup nearby and a hot chocolate, both ready for when they wake up.

It was very late in the evening.

General McNamara was leaning against a brick wall, a cigarette to his lips. He was simply out to smoke, when he heard a loud crash! from somewhere. Reaching for his firearm, he snuck over to where the noise was and peeked out from the corner.

On the ground was a teenager, who looked to be around 15. Their hands and knees were scuffed and scarred, and they seemed to be out of breath. Hurriedly, they stood, stuffing whatever had fallen out of their bag back into it.

- @the-curious-adventurer

[John puts his firearm back in its holster upon seeing the child. He coughs to make his presence known.]

"Whatcha got there, kid?"

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No... no, it's not.

Well, well… hello there, Johnny-boy. Surprised to see me as Mayor of little old Hatchetfield?

[ @yourg0dlygreenmay0r ]

...I'm moving to Clivesdale.

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"Oh-"

He catches them, gently shaking the kid in an attempt to wake them.

It was very late in the evening.

General McNamara was leaning against a brick wall, a cigarette to his lips. He was simply out to smoke, when he heard a loud crash! from somewhere. Reaching for his firearm, he snuck over to where the noise was and peeked out from the corner.

On the ground was a teenager, who looked to be around 15. Their hands and knees were scuffed and scarred, and they seemed to be out of breath. Hurriedly, they stood, stuffing whatever had fallen out of their bag back into it.

- @the-curious-adventurer

[John puts his firearm back in its holster upon seeing the child. He coughs to make his presence known.]

"Whatcha got there, kid?"

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He holds a hand out to shake theirs.

"Pleasure to meet you, Paris."

It was very late in the evening.

General McNamara was leaning against a brick wall, a cigarette to his lips. He was simply out to smoke, when he heard a loud crash! from somewhere. Reaching for his firearm, he snuck over to where the noise was and peeked out from the corner.

On the ground was a teenager, who looked to be around 15. Their hands and knees were scuffed and scarred, and they seemed to be out of breath. Hurriedly, they stood, stuffing whatever had fallen out of their bag back into it.

- @the-curious-adventurer

[John puts his firearm back in its holster upon seeing the child. He coughs to make his presence known.]

"Whatcha got there, kid?"