n0t-y0ur-s33d

[n0t-y0ur-s33d]

The Blue Shit tm tastes like cosmic dread

[n0t-y0ur-s33d]

She takes the painkillers from him, and pours a few in her hand. She counts 2, then puts the remainder back. She takes the glass of water in her free hand. She puts the pills in her mouth and uses the water to wash it down.

how to not look high after trying weed for the first time in front of your dad

send to google

- (@n0t-y0ur-s33d)

Alice!

First, this isn’t Google. I’ve made that mistake before. Second! This better be a prank!

[n0t-y0ur-s33d]

OOC// y'know what hell yeah you go girl 🎉

ALICE RICHIE WILL FALL TO THE SUCCUBUS THAT IS MAX JAGERMAN WE NEED TO LOCK HIM IN THE CHURCH NOW AND GET HIM FLYERS ABOUT TEEN PREGNANCY-

- a concered citizen

"I- what???? What are you talking about??? They literally hate eachother-- Are you mad??? Wait... is that you, Grace?"

[n0t-y0ur-s33d]

OOC// I GO OFFLINE FOR A LIKE WEEK AND SUDDENLY I HAVE 28 NOTIFICATIONS YA'LL SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I LOG ONTO TUMBLR AND GENUINELY WENT LIKE "WHA??" 0-0 BECAUSE I WAS SO SURPRISED

ALICE RICHIE WILL FALL TO THE SUCCUBUS THAT IS MAX JAGERMAN WE NEED TO LOCK HIM IN THE CHURCH NOW AND GET HIM FLYERS ABOUT TEEN PREGNANCY-

- a concered citizen

"I- what???? What are you talking about??? They literally hate eachother-- Are you mad??? Wait... is that you, Grace?"

[n0t-y0ur-s33d]

ooc//

sorry for not roleplaying and replying to asks for a bit guys. I've sorta been in a slump recently and have no motivation to do anything. Just know that I'm not abandoning this blog or anything!

[n0t-y0ur-s33d]

ALICE RICHIE WILL FALL TO THE SUCCUBUS THAT IS MAX JAGERMAN WE NEED TO LOCK HIM IN THE CHURCH NOW AND GET HIM FLYERS ABOUT TEEN PREGNANCY-

- a concered citizen

"I- what???? What are you talking about??? They literally hate eachother-- Are you mad??? Wait... is that you, Grace?"

[n0t-y0ur-s33d]

ooc //

Someone please start a roleplay with me please 🙏

I want to rp but I don't have motivation to start a roleplay

[n0t-y0ur-s33d]

ALICE. How could you not know when richies borthday is! THATS A CRIME. im going to withhold that information from you and watch you grovel

"It's not my fault I have a shitty memory! Half the time, I can't even remember my own birthday! You're so evil."

[n0t-y0ur-s33d]

"Oookay then..." She says awkwardly.

Alice, if you need the voices to shut up just accuse them of having a crush on Paul.

Also maybe tell them that Paul is already dating Petey's brother-

- Gracie 🎀 [@grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

Alice thinks for a moment. Maybe that could work...? She's willing to try anything at this point... WAIT... "UNCLE PAUL'S DATING PETE'S BROTHER!?"

[n0t-y0ur-s33d]

Alice, if you need the voices to shut up just accuse them of having a crush on Paul.

Also maybe tell them that Paul is already dating Petey's brother-

- Gracie 🎀 [@grace-chasity-nerdy-prude]

Alice thinks for a moment. Maybe that could work...? She's willing to try anything at this point... WAIT... "UNCLE PAUL'S DATING PETE'S BROTHER!?"

[n0t-y0ur-s33d]

Richie’s birthday is soon!! Got a present ready?

"I don't have a gift quite yet, but I'll go out and get something today!"

"...what day is his birthday...?"

[n0t-y0ur-s33d]

You’ll succumb to the hive just like Paul.

Alice doesn't answer. She stares blankly at the ground, trying to ignore it. It's been getting harder to resist these days.

[n0t-y0ur-s33d]

have you checked in on paul recently?

i’ve heard he’s having a great time

our leading man has finally come to his senses!

(ooc:i have a blog for this guy now: @the-hive-traveler -🫒)

"What have you bastards done to him!?"

[n0t-y0ur-s33d]

Did you know one of your friend’s birthdays are soon :0?

"Oh shit, I'm horrible at birthdays. Whose birthday is it?" (OOC: is it a canon or headcanon birthday bc like almost no Hatchetfield characters have confirmed birthdays as far as I know)

[n0t-y0ur-s33d]

Alice nods and walks with him. How the hell does Deb manage doing this, let alone like it!? She has no clue.

how to not look high after trying weed for the first time in front of your dad

send to google

- (@n0t-y0ur-s33d)

Alice!

First, this isn’t Google. I’ve made that mistake before. Second! This better be a prank!

[n0t-y0ur-s33d]

"Bad. Really bad. My head hurts a ton.. I'm never touching that stuff again." Alice leans against the wall, holding her forehead with her hand. She has a pretty bad headache forming. It sucks.

how to not look high after trying weed for the first time in front of your dad

send to google

- (@n0t-y0ur-s33d)

Alice!

First, this isn’t Google. I’ve made that mistake before. Second! This better be a prank!

[n0t-y0ur-s33d]

She hesitates for a moment. "...Okay, fine... She did... But please don't get mad at her! I said I wanted to try it! She didn't pressure me to!"

how to not look high after trying weed for the first time in front of your dad

send to google

- (@n0t-y0ur-s33d)

Alice!

First, this isn’t Google. I’ve made that mistake before. Second! This better be a prank!