#bill woodward

[froginabogg]

"i think frank is capable of more bad things than bill" - corey

"HE'S A CAPITALIST" - jeff

[blinkysrewatchparty]

YOUR APOTHEOSIS IS UPON YOU!!

JOIN THE HIVE!!!

Erm, uh, I mean, it's time for our first Hatchetfield-themed palate cleanser! No end of the world here, no sir, just a musical, though if you're a certain guy named Paul that may be an even worse fate...

That's right! Blinky's watching The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals this weekend! Get your sniggle on and please join us for a visit back to the incredibly special show that started it all.

Please note that the THE WATCH PARTIES WILL BE ON SUNDAY (NOT SATURDAY) due to the Pit Stop In Hatchetfield Livestream. And because TGWDLM is a full musical and the two timeslots are so close together, we will be starting right at the announced time, instead of allowing for the usual grace period for people to join. Have a La-Dee-Dah-Dah Time Letting It Out!

[piedpip3rrr]

Dude this guy really does not like musicals

[cowardlykrow]

Stop light shenanigans

Extra:

[harmonizingsunsets]

Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 6 | Hating Clivesdale (fuck em)

[just-some-normal-jessica]

regular family bonding activities

[idontlikemusicals]

those who harness the lords power, willingly or not.

CRINGEEEEEEEEEE

[miss-holloday]

the Hatchetfield plotline has me in a CHOKEHOLD

The new starkid actor who plays the character with a direct link to the musicals title (Jon [Paul], Angela [Lex], Will [Max])

The two characters that fall for each other over the course of the musical (Paulkins, Barneston, Lautski)

That interlude song about a musical that is a part of the Hatchetverse but has nothing to do with what's happening at that point in the show. (Workin' Boys, Santa Clause is Goin' to Highschool, The Barbeque Monologues)

The single dad who thinks he knows what’s best for his kid but is pretty misguided (Bill + Alice Woodward, Tom + Tim Houston, Solomon + Steph Lauter)

The song where everyone in town goes insane (La Dee Dah Dah Day, Feast or Famine, Hatchet Town)

Jeff Blim's commentary on something probably (America's Great Again, Made in America, Just For Once)

And now to interrupt our segment - DAN AND DONNA WITH THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS

That one CREEPY AF song that comes out of nowhere (Join Us (And Die), Do You Want to Play, The Summoning)

The “smoke club” gesture

That part of the musical where a main character almost dies but then is saved by someone appearing on stage. (Paul + McNamara, Lex + McNamara, Pete + Max)

Then there's that one character who's morality was already questionable but then they give into the eldritch gods without any supernatural coercion (Prof. Hidgens, Linda Monroe, Grace Chastity)

Those precious few seconds where you think everything is going to be alright but the apocalypse lives on

Oh, and Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins finding each other… as they always do

[wardback]

Can someone remind me how Corey Dorris plays both Bill "i can't live in a world without my daughter" Woodward AND Solomon "im trying to have an intelligent conversation with you stephanie, in other words, shut up" Lauter

I'd kill for bill and id just kill solomon

[jimjamjomjum]

At least she’s nice to me at church!

[screenshotsonpinterest]

We as a people do not put enough respect on Corey Dorris’s ability to go from the heart breaking

“Paul let me die I can’t live in a world without my daughter” in tgwdlm to

“If only Stephanie, if only” when his daughter says he’s killing her in NPMD

The RANGE your fav could never

[zestysharkwolf]

Two things

1. Paul is referring to Emma and Emma alone

2. I'm not saying lex is bad at things she just had real bad luck

[caktusjuice-draws]

PAUL IN A JAR AU

all the enclosures

[cowardlykrow]

I would die for Corey Dorris… Anyway here’s Bill

[rentumblsstuff]

[harmonizingsunsets]

Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 9 | Grace Chasity being called a Nerdy Prude