Leonardo Hamato, leader of the Mad Dogz, twin to Donnie (except I'm clearly the older twin out of both of us mmkay), brother to Raph and Mikey, saver of the world, haver of chronic pain, user of two ultra reliable portaling swords. You just lost the game. Get L + ratio'ed.
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don’t joke about silent hill that happened to me
#(i mean. if you count getting stuck in another dimension and being at the mercy of a monster)#musings
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your life is not getting worse you just haven't listened to music all day
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小红书 ID: Asuna_yasina
please credit if you use ★(=^𖥦^=)
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hey girl are you my slerp schedule because i am fucking you up
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Listening to fun cunty pop music in an attempt to feel better doesn't necessarily always work but if nothing else you can realize how fucking funny a situation you're in when you're sitting there with a thousand yard stare while your headphones are like H O T T O G O YOUU CAN TAKE ME HOT TO GO 💃 and once again absurdism wins
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I couldn't decide what version I liked better so take two
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STIM - Rainbow Glaze Cupcakes
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unfortunately i do believe posthaste is one of the funniest words out there. how quick am i doing something? fast as fuck my good sir
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