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SUCK IT, REDDIT!

And you cunts thought you could stonewall me? Hah! Fuck you! I sent that data request, and you all thought you could just ignore me? Nah, I just got ICO to make them address me.

Let it be known that if Reddit tries to stonewall you without a response, just give the Information Commissioner's Office a call and they'll absolutely force them to give up that data.

I got a response, and I FORCED Reddit to actually address me. Granted, I still plan to use alt accounts to bypass their draconian filters, but still. I got a victory over the shitty pedo site!

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Hmmm... just got another message from someone who tried challenging the draconian mods of r/TwoBestFriendsPlay. they're not giving names, but apparently, the mods believed they were pretending to be a ban evader and banned them without discussion... despite their account being six months old by that point.

Really not helping your case, r/TwoBestFriendsPlay. You're giving off some serious small dick energy right now. And since the word clearly triggers you really, really hard...

CUUUUUUUUUUUNTS!

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Oh yeah, and the r/TwoBestFriendsPlay subreddit, on top of being ban-happy douchebags, have gone on record as being ageist douchebags as well, with egos the size of Jupiter. If this is their response to being called out for their blatant discrimination and acting like self-righteous cunts... well, they're honestly pretty pathetic. These are your mods, Reddit. Do you really want them representing you?

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Okay, just got a PM from another reddit user by the name of AlexWhitney12345. Apparently, he tried to message the mods of r/TwoBestFriendsPlay to ask if they were as bad as I said they were... and they just randomly decided he was a ban evader and instantly had him banned from the site... because he asked a simple question.

Not beating the corruption allegations, are you, r/TwoBestFriendsPlay? Really giving me some small dick energy over your insecurities regarding that shitty unfinished remake.

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BANNED FROM REDDIT FOR HATING PERSONA 3 RELOAD

That's right, Reddit banned me for hating a shitty, unfinished remake that cut FeMC, sold The Answer as overpriced DLC, and threw out the entire voice cast - most of whom had been voicing their characters for years - out of pure ageism. The neckbeard mods of r/TwoBestFriendsPlay really didn't like the sentiment of anyone hating an unfinished mess of a remake, and they consider voice actors in general to be replaceable tools - except when AI is involved, then they're supposedly "irreplaceable", hypocritical bastards, so when I refused to go by them and stood by what I believed in, and then I basically touched so many nerves by pointing out their constant hypocrisy and lack of fulfilment in life, they went out of their way to ban me for "harassment"... like typical reddit mods. And then they went out of their way to cry to the admins about me supposedly "harassing" them instead of just being reasonable for once... and then the admins decided I was the problem because... I hated a bad remake.

Well, jokes on you, fools! I'm already ban evading with about five or so alt accounts... posting on your subs, shitting on the bad remake as usual. And by god, I will make that AI-generated voice mod and restore the OG voices the instant a crack becomes available, I promise you that! And when it eventually exists, you betcha I'm gonna credit you for it. And when I do, I'll expose you all for the corrupt, power-tripping douchebags you really are.

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You versus the guy she tells you not to worry about.

In the beginning of Donkey Kong Country’s development, Shigeru Miyamoto and the Rare team both drew initial concepts of what they envisioned Donkey Kong to look like in the new game.

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In Super Mario Galaxy, whenever Mario drowns in a swamp, his hand reaches out from under the surface before being sucked in. However, since Mario’s head is so big, he cannot raise his hand above the surface without his head being still visible. To solve this, the game simply shrinks Mario’s head so it doesn’t interfere with the animation.

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Overwatch has taken me

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Oh, fuck. Goodwill has so many Mask tapes

Ok, well, really they only have 3 different The Mask Animated Series tapes, but why do they have so many copies? Who donated these and why did they have them? Oh, fuck, now I have a lot of Mask tapes…

69 Mask tapes to be exact. They were all unopened. I don’t even have a VCR. Even if I did, I wouldn’t need to buy every copy they had. Why did I do this? Well, let’s get them out and play with them…

This is not very much fun.

Every tape comes with the most incredible coupon. Some tapes actually came with two, so thank you very much, packaging errors. 

The true bummer here is that these coupons expired 20 years ago. The $3 refund does not appear to be worth the effort and I wonder if anyone ever bothered. You had to buy 4 Totino’s pizzas, pizza rolls, or hearty pockets between 10/24/95 and 5/31/96, include the upc from the packages, the receipts from when you purchased those awful food products with the awful food products circled, this coupon, the proof of purchase tab from the Mask box and the receipt from when you purchased the tape during the previously mentioned dates. If anyone did this for $3, I would like to hear from you. Print out this post, take a picture of you eating the printout instead of a Totino’s party pizza, pizza rolls, or hearty pocket, and email it to me with a short story describing how you spent your hard earned $3. Anyway, I guess I’ll epoxy the tapes together and start coating them in resin.

Yes, and do something with those stupid coupons.

TOTINO’S PIZZA ROLLS SMMOKIN’! Now do it several times.

I can’t just throw away the boxes either. That would be terribly wasteful.

Surprisingly, I had more than enough tapes to do what I wanted to do, but the boxes came up short, so the other side of this had to be a little different. 

I suppose this is good, because one day I might want to know what I’m missing out on, having ruined nearly all of the precious tapes. I can just look at this side and read what the episodes were about. I think I watched some of this cartoon when I was a kid. I fucking loved the movie when it came out, so I’m pretty sure I watched this show. Anyway, what’s next?

Oh. I guess I’m really bad at taking pictures of the process. It’s a bookcase. There was only one tape I didn’t have to open.

Maybe I’ll get a VCR one day so I can watch this tape.

There’s just one more thing.

Bookcases are usually just so damn boring. 

Now I need Dark Horse to print some nice Library Editions of The Mask, because the out of print Omnibuses are Fuck That expensive online. Maybe if I hadn’t spent so much money on old tapes, epoxy, resin, glue, and christmas lights, I could buy one or two of the omnibuses in questionable condition, but then where would I put the books? I now have the perfect place to put as many Library Editions as it takes. Get on it, Dark Horse.

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Father’s Day

Ditto used Dad Joke! It’s super effective!

Wishing a happy Father’s Day weekend to all the wonderful dads out there. :)

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Photos taken during the recording of the Super Smash Bros. commercial.

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Mario, Luigi, Wario and Waluigi making a pizza in Mario Party 9, from the perspective of the pizza.

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thank u mr spider

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That Sinking Feeling

Here’s a bit of Smash Bros logic for you - every character can only last for a few seconds in open water, even Greninja! Does anyone have a spare HM03?!

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The warning screen you get in Mario Tennis on the Nintendo 64 if you start the game without a controller.

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Human Sonic

Human Shadow

Human Tails