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this is the worst day ever so this guy offers me to bathe in this new fangled bathtub and im taking the bath and its cool and the motherfucker starts chopping carrots in it. go do that somewhere else.
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okay, fine, i’ll explore the catacombs with you, but ONLY if we hold hands the entire time we’re down there
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me: your hair is so messed up haha you should , like,go look in a.. Uh… vampire: Look in a what ? me: uhhhhh vampire: I want to hear you say it
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my music taste is immaculate. dick game huge. i am friends with rodents. i am sexy and insane and i think that's cool of me. i am gay. the only flaw is that i'm evil
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so what if cain murdered abel. maybe abel sucked.
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oh i am ABSOLUTELY messed up but it did make me funny
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akira just likes to cause problems at any given point
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i named one of my ocs after dio so ofc i had to do the dio meme
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