Save me from this Somial suffocation ==21== ==She/Her== =🏳️⚧️=
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People who live in big cities will say stuff like Well if youre bored why dont you take the public transportation to your local artisanal cheesemonger
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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together
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merlin has more strength than me bc if I heard uther pendragon bitch and moan about how magic only brings harm after I just saved his sons life for the ten billionth time that year with my magic and almost died yet again, I fear id accidentally turn him into a log
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drawing people i see in the city (57/?) (edit: my response)
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nostalgia web-core tiger sharks 💾 get it as a postcard and sticker here!
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I need to take away his spring in the mornings. he won’t eat if he sees the spring first, all he wants to do is play with spring. my boy is withering
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my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"
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ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat
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Listening to Hotel California on the store radio and they muted the word "kill" when he says "but they just can't kill the beast" like what are we doing here has humanity not suffered enough
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