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Here at the Host Club we account for every possible taste in men: blond, evil, tall, babey, two of them, and girls
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xiao qiao: planning 24/7, constantly worried between her family and her in-laws, serenely sending secret letters despite living in a mansion guarded by army soldiers, writing sutras from morning to late night whilst still managing to take care of her husband's wellbeing and dodging his daily doubts and accusations, all without one (1) single wrinkle on her pretty face
wei shao, ignoring his war council and gazing wistfully in the distance: 125k words, slow burn, enemies to lovers, angst with a happy ending, SMUT
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interesting how it's always "iranian regime" and never "israeli regime" and definetly never "iran, where the us and uk overthrew a democratically elected leader because the iranian parliment voted to nationalise iranian oil to stop foreign countries profiting off of their resources, with the western powers' actions ultimatly leading to the islamic republic of iran that they so fear"
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Does he have ridiculous sideburns? Does he die a gruesome death? Is he on screen less than ten minutes total?
I spent a full day making this "Guess who? (is stuck)" The Terror game! Inspired by countless conversations about how hard it is to tell these dudes apart on first watch (and endless shitpost ideas with @merlintintintin ) This was honestly a lot of work, and now I really want to play it! I hope you'll find this cool, I'm personally really happy with the result! Would you play it?
I added Silna because I feel like the two boards kinda represent Terror & Erebus, and she's stuck here with these horrible dudes. Definitely more of a thematic easter egg rather than practical gameplay choice ahah.
To make this I bought a My Little Petshop Guess Who game (I liked the colors) second hand, took forever to cut out all the characters and color grade the pictures on photoshop (this serie is SO DARK, i'm thankful for the official pictures by Aidan Monaghan I also used), made the cards backing mostly using some designs I had already made, and then printed and cut the whole thing by hand!
I may share the template for this later on, if anyone is interested!
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Can you decorate the pump? Will you put stickers on it?
I hadn't thought about it. I'm not sure if they take it back either. It makes a grunting sound every time it sucks air so I'm starting to think of it as my little piggy.
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anyway sorry for being weird and horny I don't plan on stopping though
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Had a breast reduction yesterday. Surgery is the best. Now what remains of my titties is vacuum packed and I have to carry around the pump (size of a guinea pig) for 2 weeks ✌️
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