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The children yearn for a gym bros bl

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Listen . . .

I love Revenged Love!

Chi Cheng won't meet Yue Yue's parents, but he went to Wu Suo Wei's home and loved Wu Suo Wei's mom. Wu Suo Wei was getting lazy with his girlfriend, yet is picking up reading and other hobbies to try to win over Chi Cheng. Yue Yue hated spicy hot pots, yet Chi Cheng is living his best life handling Wu Suo Wei's frugal ways.

Then, the tiny rainbows keep showing up everywhere like in the wine glass on the dresser.

And although Chi Cheng stole Guo Cheng Yu's ex (? - watch this be about a damn snake too) which ruined their friendship, they seem like they are two seconds away from fucking at any given moment.

Also, neither is capable of sitting in an actual chair.

But the fuckboi is strong in Guo Cheng Yu though.

Oh, and then this queer!

This amazing queer!

Jiang Xiao Shuai is just out here trying to raise a baby gay in this cruel cold world.

It's him and his little cub pen until the bitter end.

Basically, the plot is wild and even though I am genuinely feeling bad for the snakes and think everyone will end up dead because this is a Chinese BL, I just have to remember the end credits tell me they are okay. And by "they," I mean the snakes and not the characters, who are definitely 100% not okay. Not one.

So I'm seated criss-cross, applesauce, on the floor because I also cannot sit in a chair properly, I'm sat, and I'm sitted for *checks notes* TWENTY-FOUR EPISODES(?!!!!!).

Goddamnit!

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I don't care if this is real or not, i want this to be known as "having a rowling"

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there are so many words to use in place of “penis” in regards to smut. there’s dick. or shaft. we got cock. member. organ. length. hell, even manhood! all are acceptable replacements.

but what do we have for the testicles? nuts? no thank you. ballsac or, lord forbid, just sac? i’d literally rather be tarred and feathered. using their government name and just calling them testicles? take me out back and gimme the ol’ yeller treatment.

how has the english language evolved so much yet we have no acceptable word for testicles in a sexy context? how can we claim we’ve advanced as a society when the best word for describing when two characters are fucking nasty and the noble and mighty testes are swaying about is balls?

BALLS

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This post is in content review. *rolls my eyes so hard that I can see my own brain*

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As a society we have benefited so much from successful public health measures that we now have the privilege of declaring that we must not need them anymore

Bitch before enriched flour, neural tube defects like spina bifida were far more common. Even now, spina bifida clinicians and researchers are begging to have salt and maize fortified to reach groups that don’t use as much flour. Before iodized salt, the United States had a fucking GOITER BELT. Eleven years after the introduction of fluoridated water, a city in Michigan found the rate of dental caries among school children dropped a staggering 60%— in an era where tooth decay regularly fucking killed people

I’m literally not even going to start on vaccines, which are among the most successful and robustly studied public health measures in world history

You might say “oh well today we all have access to vitamins and toothpastes and dentists so we don’t need those things in our food supplies” and boy do white people on social media loooove to fucking say that. But here’s the thing: no, people don’t all have easy access to those things. That’s privilege talking yet again

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Yes, fucking tell him, Jun! Tell. Him.

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Albino CAPY!!!

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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Cold waterfall refreshes my soul 🌴☀️💦😊

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I keep them in my heart's pocket🤲

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when i say "movies used to be better before" i dont mean it like "wow im so special and quirky i think yall are stupid for enjoying modern non vintage shit im only 14 and i was jason born in the wrong generation" i mean "90% of the movies these days are just money grabbers force fed to you by every ad and meme ever cause disney probably owns half the oxygen supply at this point and i miss when movies used to be made for the art / acting / meaning of them and not just copyright renewals idk lol"

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Everyone after Jun dumped Sorn