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I watched Jean Cocteau's Beauty and the Beast last night and it was sooo good!! I cleaned up some sketches I did while watching the movie.
Bonus:

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trams are like if a train and a bus had a baby and then the bus abandoned the family when the tram was just a baby and the train raised it as a hardworking single mother
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"you can't make me sanitize cheating and divorce narratives with polyshipping" trust me they can still do polyamorous cheating and polyamorous divorce. they can very extremely do that.
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i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead
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“I wish I could be a boy” You can
“I wish I could penetrate but I don’t have a penis” There’s a surgery for that
“I want to piss standing up” The surgery does that too, but also have you heard of an STP device? You should look into those
“I like the effects testosterone could give me but what if people think I’m ugly after I start” would you rather be happy and ugly or beautiful and miserable
“I want to cut my hair short and look more like a guy but everyone is begging me to not cut my hair” bestie, it’s your hair and they can go fuck themselves
“I wish I was born a boy” The best time to plant a tree was ten years ago, the second best time is today
“I wish I was a boy” I have great news for you
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Astarion , The Vampire Spawn of Baldur's Gate
WEll i got sick so i spent my time in bed with my laptop and my drawing tablet sooo here we are now probbably my best work #bg3 #astarion #baldursgate3 #baldursgate
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When they were arguing in that damn apartment this is all I could think about

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when i was a kid and i heard the word boysenberry i thought they were saying poisonberry and i was like WHY on earth would you make a pie out of poisonberries
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