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Age: 55 Mid-life crisis: Started 2 months ago Type of animal: Watery turtle Habitat: Tropical Neptune Problem: Too blue (at Denver, Colorado)
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Age: 78 Job: Philosopher Hobby: Sitting on goalkeeper areas Problem: Body size is too big What is he going to do about it: Overthink Name this animal #animal #birb #philosophy (at Providence Park)
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Age: 19 Sex: 3 times a month Type of animal: Flying mutated chicken Egg colour: Rainbow Habitat: Australia and Senegal Special feature: Eyes evolved to stare at its prey Name this animal #animal #bird #birb #yellow (at Adelaide, South Australia)
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Age: 48 Ability: Spinning in the sky Things he hates: Nausea due to overspinning and overthinking Is he a human?: Yes Habitat: Ottawa Average number of cold suffered in a year: 4 School: Cambridge University Job: Sky spinner Name this animal #animal #comics (at Ottawa, Ontario)
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Age: Twenty-something Type of animal: Oversized bipedal olive Job: Fashion model Lives in Greenland because: Job Favourite food: Olive oil Sex: Never Education: Sometimes Favourite quote: "Grgrb bg mgmggm" - Sir Hghg Hshs Name this animal #animal #olive #model (at Nuuk, Greenland)
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Age: 200 (today is its birthday) Type of animal: Crossbreeding between male duck and female turnip Sex: None Education: Questionable Favourite musicians: Lorde Green cap was bought in: New Delhi What is it staring at: Normal turnips Place of origin: Boston Where does it sees itself in 5 years: In bed with no money Name this animal #animal #turnip #duck #cartoon #doodle (at Boston, Massachusetts)
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Age: 2 Type of animal: Mutated vegetable Height: 50 hamburgers Weight: 20 coca-cola cans Habitat: Tokyo Special ability: Speaks welsh Name this animal #animal #welsh #tokyo (at Tokyo, Japan)
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Age: 80 Type of animal: Half plant, half animal Habitat: Lake Michigan Evolved from: Halibut Special ability: Spreading love Favourite thing: Cat fighting dog videos Food: Blobs of hate Shape of poo: Star Name this animal #animal #sea #love (at Lake Michigan)
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Type of animal: Big-headed hominid Origin: Enceladus Arrived in London: 5 minutes ago Favourite food: Melting ice Red lips because of: Love Tameness: Not really Bipedal since: 1995 Name this #animal (at London, United Kingdom)
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Type of animal: Space worm Colours: Various, mostly orange Arrived on earth: 2002 Home on earth since arrived: Atlantic ocean Favourite food: Canned tuna Status: Somewhat endangered Name this #animal (at Atlantic Ocean)
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Age: 71 Hobby: Smiling in the meadows Favourite food: Pink-coloured flowers with dew Name this animal
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