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I'm absolutely addicted to this. I wish I had it closer in my vicinity, but it's like the second best thing since the wheel.

Joytofu Skewered Vegetarian Meat: Chicken Sauce Flavor

This is the most realistic looking fake meat I have reviewed so far on this blog. It definitely looks like a little mini version of beef skewers like you get from a cart on the street in a Chinatown. Dare I say it is kinda cute!

You get 7 skewers of fake meat per package. It being on a skewer serves no purpose, except that I guess the skewers are SLIGHTLY less oily than the fake meat part (which is pretty damn oily) so you can hold it by the skewer while you eat it for slightly less oily fingers. I generally don’t believe in eating things off of skewers because it’s usually just awkward and I end up stabbing myself in the mouth. 

The ingredients on this are microscopic but this is obviously soy based fake meat, more dried tofu from Joytofu. The texture is pretty much the same as their other stuff, dense and chewy and uniform.

What looks like one continuous piece of soy meat on the skewer is actually 3 separate pieces on each one, which does make it a bit easier to eat. You can see in the photo that there are visible Szechuan peppercorns and red chili flakes on these, but neither flavor is as prominent as you’d guess by looking at it. It’s a little spicy and a little peppercorn-y but the peppercorn has more of a piney taste and not so much of the bitterness or tingling you usually get from this spice. Who knows, maybe it’s just something that looks and tastes similar but not the same thing. It leaves a really nice lingering flavor of spices, sesame oil, and soy sauce in your mouth for a couple of minutes. One thing i like about this is it’s not sweet at all, which is unusual for fake jerkies.

Overall, this is pretty good but you get surprisingly little per package. I ate 4 skewers at work yesterday and it seemed like nothing. 

It took me a while to figure out what these were called, if anything, but then I noticed a label with teeny tiny writing on the back that said “Chicken sauce flavor skewers of (Xiangxiangzui)”. I googled xiangxiangzui and it means dried bean curd so that seems right. Although I don’t know what chicken sauce is supposed to taste like normally.

Ingredients: Soybean tissue protein, water, vegetable oil, pepper, pepper (yes pepper twice, maybe it’s a typo or maybe 2 kinds of pepper?), salt, spices, white sugar, sesame seeds (I tasted a sesame taste but didn’t notice any seeds, maybe they’re ground up or pressed into oil), food additives, flavor nucleotides disodium salt, food flavor 

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