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Sacrifice // J.hs

You were slightly happy he had invited you on a relaxing walk, stress had been chewing you up and spitting you out lately as your grades had been lacking significantly and your parents had been forcing a shit ton of work upon you. Hoseok held your hand as you walked, looking back and giving you small smiles every once in a while.

“Thanks man, I really appreciate you for doing this, schools been kicking my ass recently.” You said gripping your hair, combing it out with your fingers. Ony for Hoseok to smile at you.

“I knew you needed some time to cool off so I’m here to give that time to you!” You looked at Hoseok his eyes almost gleaming sinisterly. You brushed it off as paranoia and kept going.

You had finally made your way to what looked like a run-down playground, a chill ran down your spine as you looked around you tried to look back at Hoseok but your vision went blurry as you felt a sharp pain throughout your head. 

You woke up in the middle of a circle, seven men surrounding you. They were chanting some sort of song. “Like a turkey on my dick gobble gobble…” They murmured in unison. They all had black hoods on hiding their faces from you, scaring you further. 

One of the men stepped forward carrying two ropes looking up at the sky. “Oh so rap god, please accept our humble offering of a mere human!” Your eyes widened.

“HOSEOK NIGGA LET ME OUT DIS BITCH!”

Hoseok looked at you, sneering. “Nigga shut the fuck up. We busy. Now fellas let's continue.” With that they kept chanting until finally, a bright light shone down on you, turning you upside down with your arms extended. A low hum could be heard, the voice only saying something about Soju. Then a man floated down from the Heavens upside down, with the previous ropes around his ankles. He held a mic rapping whatever he had to say. His arms were also extended almost resembling a spinning top. Once again you looked around all of the seven boys in the same position as you. Then the being touched the ground, glitter swirling around him.

“Now where's my lotto sacrifice you non english speaking native bitches.” The other worldly being stated. Another man stepped forward, his hood slipping off. He had deep dimples and kneeled before him.

“Oh Lord Jay Park, we’ve collected a mortal who cant spit S H I T.” Jay looked at you his eyes analysing you. 

“Damn right, bitch finna hit the lotto. Come on bbg.” Jay pulled you down sinking into the floor. Hoseok stared at you smiling before saying a small “Gobble Gobble…”

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Deal || M.yg

You knew it. He was doing something shady behind your back. It was more evident now that one of his rivals was right infront of your very eyes.

“Didnt yall get the news, this been overdue.” The other mafia leader said shoving a bill of 69mil in your face. “Tell your girl come through.”

This toke you by surprise, no one ever had the guts to talk to yoongi better yet Agust A like that. You looked up at yoongi to see how he was feeling, how we had reacted to the bold statement by what seemed like a lower opponent he seemed unbothered as he took the money counting it. He smiled contently when he came to the conclusion that it was indeed the right amount of money, he then looked down at you coldly.

“Ight, sheeshe aint nutin, already got a new bbg on deck.” Yoongi shoved you forward you, of course, looking at him in disbelief as you fell to your knees. How could he do this to you, after all, times you two spent together. “Take this nigga Luhan, I need to make a phone call to my new bbg after dis.”

 Luhan nodded, gently grabbing you by your arm placing you in his car. He looked at yoongi’s men.

“Move, got somewhere to go I’m makin’ moves”

Yoongi rolled his eyes getting annoyed. But none the ess started to cupid shuffle in his living room. “To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right, to the left, to the left, to the left, now kick now come on baby kick, now walk it by yourself.” 

Luhan looked down at the shorter man in pure disgust as he got in car driving away his hit song ‘Lu’ playing as he skrrt skrrted off.

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Red beans~ || K.sj

You and Your husband of 4 months were currently in the kitchen, you two thought it would be nice and relaxing to cook together as you both shared a strong passion for cooking.

Jin, your husband, hummed while stirring the pot of red beans, pig tails and all. “Hmm yeah, nigga this food gon be good!” You said smiling at the broad-shouldered male.

He nodded as he continued to stir the pot, “Baby can you get the tony’s out the cabinet?” he asked politely. You nodded nicely and obediently, skipping over to the cabinet in which you kept your seasoning.

“Of course m’nigga.” You went to the cabinet pulling out the green can. The old man smiling at you, honesty scaring you. You held the can out to him.

“Thank you baby” he gave you a short kiss on the forehead before turning and sprinkling some of the seasoning in the beans. 

You sat at one of the stools on the other side of the counter admiring the older man, though being married for 4 months you couldn’t help but wonder how this man was so beautiful. He turned to you asking you put some water in one the bean cans which you did happily, you gave him the cans but you being clumsy you xD lol >.< tripped over your um,,,, uh,,, slipper.

Jin's face grew red. He was pissed. You just wasted the bean remnants that he so desperately needed. “Come here. Right now.” He sneered in your direction. You got up regretting your clumsy ass.

You walked up to him hesitantly, oftentimes you’d receive a punishment but something about his demeanor seemed different, eerie even, kinda like he had the intent of killing. You felt yourself start to shake a bit under his burning glare, there was gonna be no mercy as to what you received.

“You, wasted the fucking beans! That’s it, I’ve had enough of this bullshit…” He grabs you by your hand pulling you up, before grabbing your ankle, folding you in half. Apparently you had no bones, because you folded perfectly, nothing breaking at all. Finally he folded you a second time dropping you into the beans. He smiled watching your skin melt into nothing, almost like gravy powder. He tasted the food smiling at the rich flavor your fat ass brought out.

“Aaaah~ so good !” Jin then turned to the camera giving AMRYs a nice big smile displaying his complete and utter happiness, “Thank you ARMY I love and appreciate your amount of support for my new found interest in cannibalism ! Come back next week for more eatjin ! Fighting !!! Mwah !” He blew a kiss at the camera before ending the video.

Then Namjoon walked in looking at the pot. “Is that Red Beans, dude you can only get dat shit in America. Lemme get some nigga.” He held out a bowl. Jins’ grin grew wider seeing Namjoon so Interested in his human meat. 

“Of course bbg.”

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Ride or Die || K.nj

You were sitting on your couch enjoying a small cup of tea as you watched a playlist of Garfield you had found on youtube, it was nice and peaceful. You hear the door behind you creek open, you turn around a faint smile present as you saw your baby daddy, Namjoon, walk into the living room. He walked behind the couch giving you a hug and a kiss on the cheek before he began to speak.

“If my name on it yours right beside it” He whispered in your ear a growl laced in, before moving in front of you. He turned Garfield off when it was just getting to the best part!

You sat in shock as you tried to comprehend what this man had just told you, your worry only increasing.

“Joon, is you ok?” you asked, putting your cup of tea down on the glass coffee table, turning your attention to him.

“Real fucking ride or die!” Namjoon exclaimed.

You sat in shock. He’d never say this out loud, only in the bedroom. “Baby, what the fuck is you spittin’?”

“You gon ride this dick like a stolen car,” He said, throwing his index finger at your face. This was a whole new Namjoon. A more vulgar one at that. “You got the best pussy that I had thus far.”

“Baby I'm pregnant… We can’t do this shit right now, I’m carrying yo muhfuckin child.”

“Which bitch you know goin' hard as me?”

This confused you only for you to look down to see his growing erection finally understanding what he meant by this.

“I'ma ride or die and I'on need the keys (fuck it up)”

“Joon, what keys is you talkin bout? fo real you really startin’ to irk me.”

You got up off the couch walking to the kitchen, only for him to block your path. He was really starting to get on your nerves but he began to throw it back on you, his asscheeks jiggling as he made his ass clap. This truly takes you aback, you didn’t respond though not paying him any mind.

“I'm finna bounce that ass and drop that ass and pop it like a shootout.” He rapped abruptly. His asscheeks only to get louder in intensity. He gripped the table grinning all the while, his dimples showing. “you pulled them panties down, I‘m smilin' like you bought the food out.” He proceeded to use his thick cheeks to pull down your shorts.

“Namjoon, you betta quit that shit, I’m carrying yo child nigga we don’t got time fo dis!” You said finally losing your shit. He was starting to get aggravated with his actions, not caring for his unborn child.

“You hop up on that face and make my hips go like a lou out!”

Getting annoyed you fold your arms, look at him with pure disinterest. We was really beginning to get on your nerves and you truly couldn’t take it, especially not with this baby in your stomach. You walked to the room grabbing some of his clothes stuffing them in a small bag.

“I showed you I'ma gangster, now I wanna see what you 'bout”

You threw the bag at him and he caught it with his cheeks, only to throw it by the door, you were ready to fight him.

“I ain't shy, buss it wide 'cause I been that bitch!”

“NAMJOON GET THE FUCK OUT MY HOUSE!”

(A/N: this was literally written during bang bang con wpfibwphf we needed something to do also this a songfic dihwf ewww )

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𝐀𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

𝕎𝕦𝕤 𝕡𝕠𝕡𝕡𝕚𝕟 𝕀𝕞 𝔸𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 𝕊𝕝𝕦𝕤𝕙

𝕄𝕪 𝔹-𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕚𝕤 𝔻𝕖𝕔𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝟙𝟙𝕥𝕙

𝕌𝕞 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕤 𝕦𝕡 𝕀 𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕟𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝕒𝕝𝕠𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕞 𝕒 𝕓𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕗𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕖, 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕒𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕠 𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕠𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕟𝕠 𝕠𝕟𝕖

𝕄𝕪 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 𝕚𝕤 𝕊𝕝𝕦𝕤𝕙𝕤𝕖𝕧 𝕚𝕟 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙 𝕀 𝕕𝕠 𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖

𝕐𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕞𝕖 ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕣 𝕊𝕒𝕟 𝕁𝕦𝕒𝕟 𝕕𝕒 ℝ𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕥

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Admin sun introduction

 Wassup im admin sun 😌💗💅

Just a heads up befo I write anything 

 I am a black female so yuh ! 

 (only a warning because i may use the n word from time to time)

 My birthday is Mar 2nd

Literally feel free to talk to me like fo real I’m not doin shit most likely

Oh shit i forgot you can call me Danny/dan or whateva you wan really

Das it tho.