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[nana2009]

[nana2009]

i love the big strider milkers. You are doin the work of god

tonk yu ;3

he only gets this bod after he becomes a dad, this detail is very very important but i wont say why,

but also, at first i thought you were talking about dove so,

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since aziraphale is that good at being the traditional definition of an angel i think demon!aziraphale should be the reason why people think demons exist

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"i can't believe aziraphale had goth david tennant and FUMBLED him" "aziraphale should give me that gay alt demon he doesn't know what to do with all that" you idiots crowley doesn't WANT your reasonable ass. he specifically derives his enrichment from surgically and methodically dissecting the object of his affection in order to figure out how to safely wedge himself in the infinitesimal crevice between its saviour complex on one side and debilitating insecurity on the other side and strategizing how to subtly do that over the course of 6000 years as gingerly as possible or else it will get startled and panic like a horse when it hears a loud sound and start bucking and kicking and trampling over everything they've built and possibly injure itself in the process. crowley is a demon of very specific taste and he wants this or NOTHING and y'all talk big but can't even begin to satisfy this tall order. sit down.

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Why did Karkat from your Au agree to have Dave's baby in the first place? Did he try to kill himself somehow?

oh yeah absolutely! after karkat began feeling hopeless, his mind went to really dark places :-o

the baby was dubiously consensual. the 'last resort' so to say. because it always seem to work in movies, doesn't it? karkat likes kids....dave likes karkat.....it should have all worked out nicely! and i guess in a way it did, even if superficially. they're good parents, and ofc dave doesn't want his child to turn out as fucked up as he is, so... :P

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i have no idea why but i have a feeling if aziraphale and crowley became the same person they would be like a sphinx

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A Good Omens fan getting to the end of this week:

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the voice of God won't appear at all throughout the movie except for flashbacks and at the very end She will pop up to the surprise of everyone to officiate aziracrow's wedding

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loli beelzebub or shota crowley

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Another day in the Good Omens fandom:

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kachina will be the next pyro archon mark my words

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i saw the holy water wump ask.

my contribution: crowley's tears are made of ruddy holy water, so he usually holds back his tears whenever he feels sad. in S2 ep6, he actually let his tears run free after aziraphale left, meaning that he was left with burnmarks on his cheeks for days after crying in the bentley for so long.

buuuut!

crowley also cries during sex. so.......take that as you will

ooooh~ you can make so many cool scenarios with that! crowley wearing mascara to minimize the damage, the holy water mixing with the blood bubbling from the burns, a punishment in hell making him experience terrible memories so he starts sobbing uncontrollably.... aziraphale coming back to earth and seeing crowley with permanent tear-streak tattoos! :DD

woul......would aziraphale make him cry on purpose?? (-bonus points if it's especially heavy topics that crowley feels a lot of guilt over ;D)

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muriel should stay on earth and look after mr. Fell's bookshop once he moves to the south downs. i think it would be very mean to make muri go back to heaven after the second coming ):

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fashion designer alpha dave and college student/model karkat. i will get back to this later.

it's been 4 days anon, where art thou

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since today is karkat's special day, i present to you: dave giving karkat a special gift! the outside world after 9 years!

karkat is too weak to run anyways ♡⁠(⁠˃͈⁠ ⁠દ⁠ ⁠˂͈⁠ ⁠༶⁠ ⁠)

he is swaddled in warm clothes and his hair is all over his face so no one can identify him (^u^) also can't forget of course being by dave's side aaaaaall the time! so they're always holding hands and whispering to eachother, adorable (っ˘ω˘ς )