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#wwdits writers choosing violence #no i'm fine #guillermo should have killed them both

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 6.10 | 1.01

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Sharp objects near familiar alert 🚨

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all of that feeling of overwhelm and hopelessness just turned out to be my period

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It's important to humble male celebrities with the fact that they are laying eggs on ao3

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

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I'm alive, but school has slowly been killing me, and I haven't had time to do anything, let alone take care of myself or go on Tumblr very much. I also miss writing fanfic. All I've been writing is reflection papers lately, and I'm at my absolute limit with all of this instrospection. Like, let me project onto my blorbos like a normal person!

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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I truly believe we could fix so many problems if the world wasn’t making us all so dang tired

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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Bonus content of Nandor the Relentless

Im so in love with this man

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wwdits : 1.09 - The Orgy

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thinking abt when nandor was wrestling one of his male wives and got mad bc he beat him in hand to hand combat… but when guillermo is fighting him and always wins he just completely becomes submissive and accepts his fate… 

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If he could blush he’d be red

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Nandor smiling at Guillermo.

i'm nandermo relapsing rn send help.