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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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helen redesign but with that one yarnface trend

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the vampire julia

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My casino has new top-of-the-line technology to stop heists: a montage detector. If those bastards want to break in and steal my money, they’re doing it as part of one, long take

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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source

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Batter up ⚾

mspaint OFF fan art, 5 years apart :3 (6/25/2025--->7/15/2020)

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my contribution to make a terrible comic day

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world loading error: please wait.

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welcome to the wiktionary list of old english surnames we got

● sound of shooting a boba pearl through a straw

● bird noises

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● audio of a flogging

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a comic I thought up in the shower: “I’d put this in as a small optional scene with an NPC in a video game if I was making one” 💌

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I’m with you in the dark - Submitted by Nookisms

#080424, #030f2e, #19122b, #ff0000, #001929, #1a0f1f, #10141a

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happy make a terrible comic day 2025 . I am 80% mucus today