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Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.
#i love watching a horror movie and the characters are in some forest with spooky noises and then#loon call#never fails to make me go#'state birb :D'#i queue you all
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Cary Grant as David Huxley in Bringing Up Baby (1938)
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The good news is I have not one job at the moment, but two- hooray!
The bad news is neither one is getting me my first paycheck until next week, and I've got bills in between.
Help a b out of you can <3
Hi I know I haven't made an original post in years but my life is in shambles so if you have an extra dollar I'd really appreciate it.
If you're here for that decade old Romeo and Juliet post and wish to tell me I'm an idiot who's never heard of a tragedy before, you're required to donate 500$ minimum. It's the law.
#hoping from now on i don't have to ask anyone for help ever again but ya know#I'm not deleting this go fund me until I'm fuckin back on track for real
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made a uquiz
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It's kind of wild that perhaps the single most important long-term consequence from the events of C1 was the last-minute promise to an Archfey to build a gate to the material plane in exchange for a night's rest.
Between Jester's whole storyline and the Traveler cult, and now Fearne's entire existence on the material plane (and, let's be real, probably everything happening with the Nightmare King), that's the thing Vox Machina did that's created some of the weirdest ongoing repercussions.
#i really love how matt is kind of planting so many threads in this campaign that are sort of consequences of vm#but it's not in- i don't know- a punative way??#i feel like a lot of sequels or tie ins that explore consequences have this very pessimistic tone#of like 'look what you did. you weren't thinking about consequences were you' toward the old heroes#but like- for all that it made them feel horrified and guilty- the sun tree bodies were not vm's fault#they did not overlook something simple that caused someone else to get hurt#and that's kind of the tone of a lot of the connections and i love it#i watch critical role now#i queue you all
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Aabria: too much mouth, too much teeth
Noshir: smash
#if i ever get a monkey's paw or someone and get a wish to be on cr#i will pay a character with the nickname Toothy Ma#purely to bully Matt and summon Noshir so i can graph paper wife him#foolproof#catch me behind a bush with a butterfly net to snag the sexy voice man
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Six Sentence SuMonday!!!
Tagged by @rzepi ! I've been dragging my feet on a connecting scene for this silly little AU for candela, and I haven't posted a new chapter in a minute, I know. So seems only fair that I do one of these for once. So here's some of that. Guess who's on the way...
"I ain't judging anybody for nothing, man! But look at me! If I go anywhere near that place, they're not gunna let me out!" Sean let out a startled bark of a laugh. "Well, first off it's a women's prison-" "Don't care."
I'm bad at thinking of people to tag, but if you're reading this and working on something, go ahead and consider this me tagging you! (*^3^)/~♡
#do it for the meme#haven't used that tag in awhile#i don't have a tag for this fic#so i guess#starry Nettle squid#God it's such a terrible title but now it's just what it is#candela obscura fic#veteran's affairs
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Facial studies for Mae West and Greta Garbo
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meet you on the way out
hi candela ch2 finale gave me emotions and now I'm making it everyone's problem 😂
#what if i died what then#seriously this story fucked me up so bad#i need there to be an afterlife in the candela universe#i need sean to know how loved he was in spite of everything even at the end#i literally took a full 24 hours to process the ending of this series#it was rough fam#i watch critical role now#i queue you all
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It's utterly magnetic when a character's rage is quiet and precise. When they don't scream and throw things but they just b r e a t h e and very very calmly aim their fury like an arrow shooting inexorably towards the target of their wrath. It captures my attention, I lean in close, I wait for the hit. It never disappoints.
#i love my short temper babies#you all know this#bur damn if this ain't so good when done well#i queue you all
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orson welles talking about “camping a little” to make gay men comfortable
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BRENDAN FRASER AS GEORGE GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE (1997) Dir. Sam Weisman
#i should watch this again#childhood fave#i'm sure there's parts that haven't aged well#but from what i remember it was pretty dope#i queue you all
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Percy: “There is no way we’re bringing that soul back into this world.”
Orym: “Lord de Rolo, with all due respect, if I’m remembering this right, wasn’t your soul held by another?”
Percy: “It was.”
Orym: “And what did your friends do to bring you back?”
#i cackled and clapped at this ngl#cuz it was what i was thinking exactly#and orym isn't usually my big relate#so i like to think it was vax possessing liam for a second to be bitchy to percy again#like i get where percy is coming from it's actually a pretty fucking reasonable stance#but percy being percy he manages to be a dick about it even when he's being reasonable#and orym's sure not fuckin wrong#i watch critical role now#i queue you all
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Listen to the sound of wikipedia
This is a way to listen to changes to wikipedia. You are literally listening to knowledge being added to the world.
Pluck sounds are an addition, strings are subtractions, and the pitch says how how big the edit is. My heart shudders at this I love it so much.
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) dir. Joel & Ethan Cohen
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (so devoted the lines blur)
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*J.C. Leyendecker looking respectfully from the afterlife*
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