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my friend forced me to draw napoleon x josephine feeder art for her birthday and it made me really uncomfortable

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i want to gnaw on junots head scar

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Honestly im a heterosexual man but if junot was a girl i would have gone medically insane by now i would need her more than oxygen or food

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Sometimes i get legit nervous that i have DID cause i show a lot of signs but instead of being concerned about of the actual problems that arise with it i get scared cause id 100000% have napoleon in there and itd be the most embarassing shit ever. Idk if this is relevant enough for the blog honestly i just seriously needed this out somewhere 😭😭😭

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Dan O'Herlihy (Waterloo 1970) needs to be cloned for when a series about Marshal Ney is filmed. His voice, acting, and physical appearance are absolutely perfect for playing Ney. It's as if Gérard's portrait has come to life.

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mastermind anon here again. YES CASTLES CRUMBLING TOO OH MY GODDD? also.. exile. pun intended..... and i did not know there were other swifties on napoblr?!

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everyone here has such good fanfic ideas guys we gotta lock in and actually create these to feed the starving masses

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I need to have a fanfic that includes a poly between marmont, junot and napoleon when they were like living together my brain can not stop thinking about this ship I need to see more of the trio

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WHO SAID T4T NAPOSEPHINE GIVE IT TO ME

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(ONG!!)

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I would also like to add to the anon who said mastermind was napoleon-coded that castles crumbling(also by taylor swift) kinda suits him too

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somebody should totally write a t4t naposephine fanfic and send it to me shit would be funny trust

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I just wanted to give my appreciation to the napoleonic community on here, you guys are so fun and welcoming and genuinely really cool people

anyway that's all, love y'all

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I heavily second that idea from the previous anon this community is in dire need of some Yuri... Someone please feed us...

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We need to appriciate betsy balcombe more here!! she was an icon. here are some very iconic thing she did:

pinned napoleon against the wall with his own sword because he told her dad she didn't do her homework.

punched las cases in the ears after he pushed her onto a rock and chased him across the garden.

also punched las cases' son's ears after napoleon tried setting them together as a pair. and when he kissed her she also punched his ears.

showed napoleon multiple caricatures mocking him and called him boney without any repercussions from napoleon

however her father did punish her for showing a caricstire by forcing her to be in a locked, old and dirty room for a week. she escaped using a wine bottle! her father did this more than once.

there's more but these are the bast ones!

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Napoleon should eat dumplings

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If I were a millionaire, I would produce a 26-episode series (one for each of our beloved marshals).

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I know making yaoi ships of our beloved Napoleonic era characters are great, but imagine yuri.

Like, for example: Marie Walewska and Josephine find comfort in each others company after Napoleon’s exile… By "comfort" I mean falling in love and forming a relationship, obviously.

I’m literally giving out free ideas. Someone has to write me a yuri fanfic, PLEASE.

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