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baby i can avoid eye contact in ways you’d never fuckin believe

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“Okay… That definitely isn’t suspicious at all…”

Hey how old is your brother??

“Thirty-eight… Why?”

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Hey how old is your brother??

“Thirty-eight… Why?”

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One of my favorite scenes from Letterkenny

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Yes, they are serious shinobi.

But they are also stupid 15 yr olds. Lollll

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"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.

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My kinda mental health day ✨🍃

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The problem with being autistic is that you tell people you are autistic and they are all supportive, but then you show actual signs of autism and suddenly they get super irritated. What did you expect? That it's a fancy accessoir to make me more interesting? I'm disabled, bitches

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I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

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for muses that are getting to know each other

❝ what's your favorite color and why? ❞

❝ can i come with you? ❞

❝ you have a nice smile, has anyone ever told you that before? ❞

❝ how do you take your coffee? ❞

❝ sorry, what was your name again? ❞

❝ it just occurred to me i never asked you what your last name is. ❞

❝ actually we've met before. ❞

❝ i've heard a few things about you. ❞

❝ care to join me? ❞

❝ i'm not really sure why i trust you. ❞

❝ i don't usually talk this much, it just feels easy to say stuff when you're listening. ❞

❝ i know we don't know each other that well but if you wanna talk about it... ❞

❝ could you help me with something? ❞

❝ do you like it here? ❞

❝ are you new around here? ❞

❝ you can ask me anything you want. i promise i'll answer truthfully except the things i feel like lying about. ❞

❝ i don't mean to be too forward, you just seem like you could use a friend right now. ❞

❝ you can come with me. i mean if you don't have anyone waiting for you. ❞

❝ we're friends now. you can ask me for help. ❞

❝ do you like this music? i can change it. ❞

❝ what are your favorite snacks? ❞

❝ really? i wouldn't have guessed that about you. ❞

❝ do you mind if i ask about it? ❞

ACTIONS:

VISIT: for sender to go to receiver's home for the first time

VISITED: for receiver to go to sender's home for the first time

CRYING: for sender to see receiver cry for the first time

CRIED: for receiver to see sender cry for the first time

BEGIN: sender and receiver are on their first date together

TRIP: our muses go on a group trip but end up stuck together, away from the rest of their friends.

SITUATION: our muses are acquainted because one of them is their friend's roommate. muse a shows up when their friend isn't there and ends up hanging out with muse b one on one.

GO: our muses go to a zoo or theme park together and get lost.

INVITE: sender cooks for receiver for the first time

INVITED: receiver cooks for sender for the first time

TOGETHER: our muses spend the night for the first time

TRY: our muses hooked up and are hanging out the next day

COMFORT: sender is going through a break up and receiver offers to cheer them up

COMFORTED: receiver is going through a break up and sender offers to cheer them up

OFFER: sender gives receiver a ride to the airport/picks them up

OFERED: receiver gives sender a ride to the airport/picks them up

AID: sender helps receiver redecorate

AIDING: receiver helps sender redecorate

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“Aww, why do I always miss the fun stuff?” Shizuma sighed as he grabbed another handful of popcorn to munch on.

He found a spot on the couch in the jonin lounge and got comfortable, “if you could choose someone to become a child again for a day, who would it be? And not Izumo! You’ve grown up with him so that wouldn’t be all that strange.”

🍿🥤

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“Who are we watching today?” Shizuma asked as he helped himself to Kotetsu’s popcorn

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The click of the door handle sends Kiki scrambling under the couch for all of two seconds until she realizes who just walked in. Genma grunts, almost dropping the box of paperwork he was holding as he is almost bowled over by a very excited raccoon. "Hey sweet girl." He mutters, setting his stuff down long enough to pet her. "Missed me?"

Yes, of course she missed him, it's been terrible. How dare he ever think to leave her?

Kiki chitters, damp nose shoved under his jaw to take in the smell of hospital and bleach and Dad all wrapped up together in a tangled mess. Genma slowly lowers himself to the floor, letting her curl up on his chest as he leans back against the front door. "Hi," he coos, scratching under the ruff of fur around her neck.

She nips at the side of his face, chiding him for taking so long. The pets were nice, though. The pets were really nice. Nobody else did them quite like her Dad did.

Speaking of her Dad, she had something to show him.

Genma chuckles under his breath as grabby little paws clutch at his clothes, then little teeth at his pant leg as she tugs on him with all five pounds of her body weight. "Alright, I'm coming, I'm coming." He huffs, dragging himself to his feet and following her back into the bedroom.

Kiki lets go long enough to dart under the bed, shoving her box of collected treasures out for him to see. She squeaks happily, holding up her treasure.

The box is filled with all sorts of metallic objects, most of them disk-shaped and round. The shiner the better. There's also a pearl necklace, a few balls of tin foil, two black rings (damn, Raidou's going to be pissed), and other things that don't quite fit. There's also a high number of magnets sticking the whole box together in a tangled mess.

Kiki sits on top of it, proud as can be. She collected it all on her own, and these metals were so much better than the silly little disks he has to work for and leave her to go get.

Genma sighs, sitting in front of the box. "Clever girl." He praises tiredly. "You've been working hard, hm?" Drat. Those are Kotetsu's dog tags, and Shikaku's pen... yeah, he was betting that little crafty hands had stollen a good portion of this. This was going to be a nightmare to return. "We can't keep this, though."

What? No. That's the point, it's more metal! For treats! And to stay home!

"Just because you found it does not make it yours." Genma lectures, even though Kiki wouldn't really understand. "So I have to give it back now."

Kiki blinks up at him, big eyes betrayed at the thought of losing her precious hoard. She worked so hard....

"Next time you take things, sweetheart, you give it to me first. Ok?" Genma starts picking through the box, trying to figure out what's trash and what Kiki can keep. Crumpled foil, mirror, magnets... that should be fine. Expensive pens, jewelry, and personal items were not.

Kiki shrunk down, upset as her box is slowly emptied.

Genma sighs, running a hand down her back and scratching through coarse fur. "... Some of this should be fine to keep." He says at last, sweeping a substantial amount back into the box-- minus the expensive things.

Kiki brightens, scrabbling through the gift, then crawling over it to climb up Genma's chest to the spot under his chin. She presses her face into his throat as he pets her absentmindedly, and scrambles to sit on his shoulder when he stands up. "Why don't we get you dinner, hm?" He coos.

Dinner sounded good. Dinner with Dad sounded even better.

He was home <3

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you have erectile dysfunction. i have executive dysfunction. we are not the same