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I’m genuinely surprised I managed to get back into this account.

Anyways, what are you doing here? Follow my new account @aoidos-epic-gaming instead.

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There’s nothing but slop on this account

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She’s back

Hehe

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who is it i want to know

MASTER CYRUS HAS A DATE. I REPEAT. MASTER CYRUS HAS A DATE.

EVERYONE SHUT UP HE’S ACTUALLY GOING TO GO OUTSIDE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWO MONTHS

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If you were to check my playlist, you would more than likely immediately want to destroy at least seventeen of the bones in my body.

Man, some of the Vocaloid songs I’ve put in there thinking they were SFW or at least only slightly NSFW end up being REALLY BAD.

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all of this would have been avoided if you had just kissed him, looker

Would you kiss one of us for a million pokedollars

No

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I don’t

On your way to work, the elevator fails you and you fall. You brace for the impact. But it never comes. Show your life in a never-ending falling elevator, and how you get out of it.

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jobs for people with no skills who think space is cool

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Fuck same

When are we gonna get a fangame where the fuckin B-team of Team Galactic consisting of Commanders Mercury Venus Uranus and Neptune try to create a new world with some dumb plan by destroying some meteor or comet that just end up containing some extremely alien and bizarre legendary pokemon that seems very willing to bust up the world but for implied other reasons.

I didn't know i needed it but saying it out loud i totally do like very desperately.

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this post is secretly chaotic evil

OH MY GOD

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h

how would Flint chew his food after eating it

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how much fish did the shitty bitz give you though

I had a dream last night that Neko Atsume added a new food item called “Shitty Bitz” and buying it gave you fish instead of the other way ‘round but it put it out as soon as you bought it and you couldn’t replace it and it took forever to get emptied out (the only way to get rid of it) because it would only attract two cats and their names were Hobo and Glunkus but also that was the only way to get those two cats to show up.  Hobo looked like a kinda dirty brown cat and Glunkus looked like the devil like he was black and his entire face was teeth.  I woke up crying

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uh. the heckin. Apple

Guess which one is a dragon 

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I pay for my sins on the daily

Those are rookie numbers dude, I pay for my sins hourly