narwhal-with-a-knife
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Fanfic writer, amateur artist and RC9GN enthusiast! Any pronouns <3
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Have this lazy Viceroy edit I made because he’s literally my favorite character
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Found a keychain I didn’t want. Clearly I had to make it rc9gn merch instead.
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GIRL HELP!!!
My grandparents are taking me to the live-action Lilo & Stitch movie (against my will)
Please somebody tell me all the stuff that’ll make me mad so I’m not angry in front of them!
#lilo and stitch#lilo and stich 2025#they mean well#which is why I don’t want to be mean#but it’s my favorite movie so I KNOW this remake is gonna piss me off
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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.
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Yesterday I was leaving the grocery store with my grandma, and as we were leaving the parking lot we saw this little old man using his shopping cart as a makeshift walker.
And the only thing in his cart was three family-sized bags of Cheetos and a container of cheese dip.
And he had the absolutely BIGGEST smile on his face.
That man is living my dream.
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My aunt owed me 5 dollars (I won a bet) and she only had three dollars on her. I figured not a big deal, I see her once a week she can just pay the rest then. No! This fucker instead roots through her car like a money goblin and she comes out with 7 quarters, two dimes, and 1 nickel!
Which is like, the most frustrating way to pay someone 5 dollars.
Yes I got my money, but I’m going to have to exchange the coins for fucking bills!
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HE WAS SUCH A NICE OLD MAN BUT IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING!!!
GIRL HELP!
I’m starting a new job today and am currently walking there (I don’t have a car)
The way to walk there is through a park and all of a sudden I threw up! (I get nauseous when nervous, I otherwise feel fine)
AND THE PARK GROUNDSKEEPER SAW ME 😭
I didn’t notice that he showed up, but he gave me a shirt that I assume he was using as a rag to wipe my face then drove off.
WHAT DO I DO?!? I CANT CARRY A DIRTY SHIRT INTO MY JOB!!!

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GIRL HELP!
I’m starting a new job today and am currently walking there (I don’t have a car)
The way to walk there is through a park and all of a sudden I threw up! (I get nauseous when nervous, I otherwise feel fine)
AND THE PARK GROUNDSKEEPER SAW ME 😭
I didn’t notice that he showed up, but he gave me a shirt that I assume he was using as a rag to wipe my face then drove off.
WHAT DO I DO?!? I CANT CARRY A DIRTY SHIRT INTO MY JOB!!!

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Someone needs to take my paints away from me 😭

I’ve made pins. I think I’m getting obsessed with this show again with the amount of things I’ve made in the past two weeks.
This is more than i painted in the last year 😭
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All the doodles I did in driving school.

Most of them are Idia as well as some animals and an attempt at Riddle which would have probably been better if I had a red pen
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You ever have those moments where you’re questioning your gender again?
Yeah me too.
So after a bit of thinking and some googling I have figured out that I… don’t care.
I don’t care if a person uses he she they or some other thing. Apparently it’s called pronoun indifference? Wild. So, call me by whatever you want. All by the vibe I give off to you.
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I’m definitely the coolest person at this children’s birthday party.
Just infodumped to one of the parents about rc9gn and she’s going to show her kids (who are the actual age demographic) the show. Mission accomplished.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH! I WAS SO NERVOUS BUT IM GLAD IT LOOKS GOOD!
I made the Nomi keychain from one of those diary keychains you can get at Claire’s :D
I did it! My rc9gn inspired outfit is done!
Fit check!
(Please ignore my poor selfie skills)


I don’t own many red clothing so I went with a black and red flannel under a pair of black overalls to get the colors.
Then it was mostly just putting on my homemade accessories, however I did put on a few green things (a bracelet, stone necklace, and hair clip) to tie into the green middle of the Nomicon.
The empty clip will hold my earbuds when I’m closer to leaving the house. The other clip has a fidget toy!
And I put a pocket knife on my shoe :)

Since I don’t have a scarf to hide a sword in.
Plus it’s too warm to wear a scarf lol
Anyways, what do y’all think? Did I do a bruce job? Or is it a flop?
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I did it! My rc9gn inspired outfit is done!
Fit check!
(Please ignore my poor selfie skills)


I don’t own many red clothing so I went with a black and red flannel under a pair of black overalls to get the colors.
Then it was mostly just putting on my homemade accessories, however I did put on a few green things (a bracelet, stone necklace, and hair clip) to tie into the green middle of the Nomicon.
The empty clip will hold my earbuds when I’m closer to leaving the house. The other clip has a fidget toy!
And I put a pocket knife on my shoe :)

Since I don’t have a scarf to hide a sword in.
Plus it’s too warm to wear a scarf lol
Anyways, what do y’all think? Did I do a bruce job? Or is it a flop?
#rc9gn#randy cunningham 9th grade ninja#diy craft#diy fashion#not quite a cosplay but close#Norrisville ninja inspired#ninja nomicon#rc9gn nomicon
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Some last minute crafting for my rc9gn outfit I’m putting together later today

Some smoke bombs (lip balms) and a couple of clasps to hold things!
Finding a reference for the smoke bombs was so frustrating! We almost never see them up close, which is a shame cuz I think they look pretty cool!
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I have to go to a children’s birthday party tomorrow… and I think I’m gonna go in all my rc9gn stuff.
Im gonna do a soft cosplay (is that the right word) like Ninja-inspired.
Im gonna be the coolest bitch at the party!
I’ll post the fit
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