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Odysseus in Penelope's outfit

he knows he's serving

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guys how do we bully Jorge into getting a tumblr account

PLEASE I need to see this man’s chaos gremlin energy be forcibly bathed in the void of epic shitposts

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Family tradition 🥰🥰🥰

Inspired by:

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Listen... All I know is that the kids I babysit were singing that one Gummy Bear song and next thing I knew my brain made a parody

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Hello

So I’ve been binging a bunch of DPxDC crossover fics cause they’re hella fun. And I wanted to make some fanart for a handful of the fics I’ve been reading just to show how vastly different Danny gets portrayed. It’s really fun!! I love when ppl make Danny get Jack’s tall ass gene’s, but it’s also funny to see him as a scrawny lil guy. He’s a pretty moldable character

Anywho, it’s just been fun, so here’s some fanart. Thanks to the authors for writing them 🙏

Fics in order of art:

Like Beta Fish Do by @clockwayswrites

Ghost in the Morgue by @the-witchhunter

Secretary Danny by @deathlysilent13

If You Give a Bat a Burger by @noir-renard

If you give any of these a read, just make sure you mind the tags/ratings

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peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

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made a new commission sheet to use! Open if anyone is interested:D, shares appreciated

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The Reluctant King

(Reference the reluctant Bride, Auguste Toulmouche (1866)

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Badly summarizing Hazbin Hotel songs: season 1

Happy Day In Hell:

Local nepo baby is very optimistic for someone who was born and raised in hell but damn it if you don’t find it a little endearing.

Hell Is Forever:

Your gut feeling about the pastor’s son was correct and he is indeed an annoying prick who likes to act God’s always got his back.

Stayed Gone:

Demon Jeff Bezos finds out his Ex is in town, isn’t happy about it and tries to slander the man only for his ex to immediately clap back and serve everyone some piping hot tea.

It Starts With Sorry:

Some of ya’ll are way too forgiving and it really shows…you’re lucky you dorks are adorable.

Respectless:

A 4’11 Millennial bitch serves absolute ✨CUNT✨ at a meeting she didn’t want to attend, local MILF is not amused.

Whatever It Takes:

A MILF and a lesbian sing about how they’d willingly die for the ones they love. It’s sweet but deeply concerning.

Poison:

Local twink took “conceal, don’t feel” way too seriously and now you’ll never be ok again. Have fun in therapy.

Loser Baby:

A DILF and a twink sing about how they’re the biggest losers in hell and it’s the sweetest fucking thing you’ll ever see in your god damn life.

Hell’s Greatest Dad:

2 grown ass men fight for custody over a grown ass woman.

More Than Anything:

The literal king of hell loves his child more than your father will ever love you and you just gotta live with that.

Welcome To Heaven:

The polite Christians are trying to convert you, but they’re really good at show tunes so I ain’t even mad.

You Didn’t Know:

Vindication for everyone who’s the black sheep of their family and now have religious trauma.

Out For Love:

Local MILF hypes up her newly adopted lesbian daughter by telling her love is the ultimate murder weapon.

Ready For This:

Local nepo baby discovers that the fastest way to get cannibals to fight for you is through show tunes and the promise of flesh.

More Than Anything (Reprise):

No, the two leading females are not “just really close friends.” You were told well before this moment.

Finale:

While the main cast is having a Bob the builder moment, 3 local bastards are promising to fuck shit up next season and the person you least expected is having a mental breakdown in the break room.

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Human ability to throw stuff

I've been dabbling in the various communities of 'humans are weird af in terms of intergalactic species' for a while, but there's one strange attribute of humans I haven't really seen covered in the weirdo human genres, and that is the human ability to throw things.

As shown in an xkcd comic, the human ability to throw things accurately is something not even seen on our own planet. So, for intergalactic species stuff, it could easily be considered that our human ability to throw things and be able to actually hit out target could be considered freaky weird. So imagine...

human: hey, look at that thing over there. I bet you I can hit it with this rock

Alien: Why would you bet against yourself like that? No one could throw something from here and hit something from this distance.

Human: Ya sure?

Alien: of course, no species is able to do that. I see no reason why you humans would be any different.

Human: Well, let's see then. *throws the rock*

*the rock hits the thing

Alien: WHAT THE FU-

I think this would be really interesting as a little story, so if someone writes a story about this, I'd love to see it. just tag me and/or send it to me or smth

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JES

*holds you by the collar of your shirt even though i am 5’1*

my sister said she is reading a fic where the chain is watching their games but i can’t find it and she hasn’t told me the title sooo

have you heard of the fic perhaps? 😊

I HAVE NOT, but hopefully someone will see this and recognize the fic 🫡

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Hear me out-

Wind and Wild somehow getting their hands on kazoos and they go around playing them for the whole chain. Time either indulges them and tries teaching them songs he plays on the ocarina or he starts crying. Warriors finds it fucking hilarious and asks to borrow one

i see your vision, i see your vision, just imagine:

Wind and Wild playing kazoos, awfully, pausing to argue with each other like “You’re doing it wrong” “It’s a fucking kazoo I don’t think you CAN do it wrong”

Time is silently crying, staring into space, thinking about where he went wrong in his life

Warriors is also crying, but that’s because he’s been laughing so hard he literally can’t breathe anymore and Twilight has to keep slapping his back whenever Wars starts choking and can’t breathe. Twi keeps trying to get Wind and Wild to stop JUST so Wars can get a few solid breaths in because his face is literally red

Four is reading a book pretending he’s not there

Hyrule is playing his flute but intentionally awfully, just to join in the chaos

Sky and Legend are laughing and making song requests

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Once again, Katy Ledecky proves to be the GOAT of the swimming world

when swimming’s so easy you start doing bonus quests now

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This is important

(please Reblog for a bigger sample size)

(only if you want two)

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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol