narwhal8008s
narwhal8008s
ORNERY MOIST LOIN OINTMENT.
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Michaela lives in Colorado with her hot husband and even better looking dog. She finds great joy in running long distances, lifting heavy objects in a room full of mirrors, writing poems specifically about dragons and hopes one day to publish a compilation of all of her dragon poems.
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Little gem from Reddit
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god this feels like im being chased by a serial killer with a fucking boombox blaring this
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narwhal8008s · 6 years ago
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“aw that sucks :(”
— me as a professional therapist  (via done)
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Sperm whale mimics a spinning diver.
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Best game
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Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.
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the best thing you will see all year
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The Inventories of Emergency Services from All Over The World
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I’m kinkshaming all of Germany
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Customer: Excuse me miss, how much is this?
Employee: I think that one is.... 14 dollars?
Customer: But it says $12.95?
Employee: Okay. Awesome. $12.95. [out of body]: I just- what- what was it for. What was this for.
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