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like. would this even register to you

i think the funniest cosplay story i have was from when i was big naturals Samwise. bc i was with my friend cosplaying big naturals Gandalf and everybody was like OMG BIG NATURALS GANDALF!! AND YOU HAVE A SAMWISE! not big naturals samwise. regular samwise. i cannot stress enough how prominent my tits were and it straight up didn't register to people as anything other than as regular samwise. big naturals samwise truly is natural

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i think the funniest cosplay story i have was from when i was big naturals Samwise. bc i was with my friend cosplaying big naturals Gandalf and everybody was like OMG BIG NATURALS GANDALF!! AND YOU HAVE A SAMWISE! not big naturals samwise. regular samwise. i cannot stress enough how prominent my tits were and it straight up didn't register to people as anything other than as regular samwise. big naturals samwise truly is natural

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trying to read a book with a first person POV protagonist who i find. DEEPLY insufferable. maybe as prep to finally read catcher in the rye

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trying to think of the hottest IRL person i know and it's probably the guy with a geology degree who works at the local rock shop. he gave me a 10% discount on a spinel just because and tells me the chemical backstory of different rocks and i'd like to kiss him under the moonlight.

little bit worried that my friendships aren't homoerotic enough tbh

[nat-20s]

help me deciddeeee

[nat-20s]

i think the problem might lie in the fact that I am not very good at eroticism in general. hey does me making you a crochet rat = being biiiggg sexy???

little bit worried that my friendships aren't homoerotic enough tbh

[nat-20s]

little bit worried that my friendships aren't homoerotic enough tbh

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Art book preview art book preview art book preview! Shipping August 15th! Pre-order today!

Hardcover.

Over 290 pages with many choices to make, just like the game!

The nightmare is there! >:]

@abby-howard PERSONALLY laid out ALL OF THESE PAGES

NEVER BEFORE SEEN CONCEPT ART OF ALL YOUR FAVORITE GIRLIES Couple notes: • EU friends: we're trying to finalize a distribution deal so you don't get murdered on shipping. • For folks who want to see all of this art but at a lower price point, we'll be releasing a digital version of the art book on Steam for the game's 2 year anniversary celebration (starting on October 20th)

Pick it up though!

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some of you could learn a thing or two from the giant rat that makes all of da rules

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It is kind of wild how often parents will like. "Warn" you about their kid being autistic. I was a swim instructor and sometimes after the first lesson parents will be like "sorry if our kid was soooo annoying and hard to work with theyre *stage whisper* autistic" and I'm like. "Haha no they were great!" And internally I'm like. We literally were talking about Minecraft and using that to learn to swim that was fucking awesome maybe be nicer to your kid.

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Maybe if we Ran away with Carly Rae Jepsen in 2015 none of this would have happened

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women fuck the fish. i am uninvolved

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alright. new plan. we put rtd, moffat, and chibnail into an arena to fight to the death for who gets to be showrunner. and then while they’re distracted with that we get someone actually competent in the chair.

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I don't watch 911 but I support it mainly bc it has a bunch of actors that I'm very very happy to see getting work

[nat-20s]

Too bad at video games to win fair and square, too bad at computers to cheat

Video games are hard and bad actually