[image id: a digital drawing of jon and martin as frodo and sam, respectively, in a scene from fellowship of the ring. the drawing is in the style of two fake screencaps.
in the first screencap, jon sits in a rowboat looking backward offscreen at martin with a sad expression. behind him is scenery of a river and forested mountains. a caption with white text on a translucent black background says, “go back, martin! i’m going to mordor alone.”
in the second screencap, martin looks offscreen at jon. the background in this screencap is of the riverbank, an additional rowboat, and the edge of a forest. a caption with yellow text on a similar background says, “of course you are. and i’m coming with you!”
jon and martin are both pictured as hobbits with large pointed ears. both wear green cloaks, where martin’s is visibly clasped with a leaf of lorien brooch. jon is a thin british-indian man with wavy, greying dark hair. martin is a fat white man with wavy brown hair and is wearing half-moon shaped glasses. /end id]