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internet safety we were taught as kids: don't share ANY personal information with ANYONE EVER the british government: you don't want to give these random third parties your photo or driving licence showing your name, birthday, address and signature? are you perhaps a nonce?

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Tgirl Clifford is honestly such a good concept because yeah she's pretty tall now but once she finds a happy life and finally feels loved she grows HUGE.

Girl so full of love she had to get bigger to hold it all.

You gotta be careful when you can suddenly grow another 5 feet! She deserves it!

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I HAVE BEEN PROMOTED

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We also make eco-friendly household cleaning supplies and the best soap on earth and great socks.

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Right now, we have about 3,000 subscriptions available and after that we're sold out. I'll give you 37.5% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER IF YOU USE OFFER CODE TAMBOURINE at checkout.

They're great underwear. GREAT. I have been wearing them exclusively for a while now and I'm so impressed by them. Plus, it's a bit of joy to your sartorial life. And 100% of the profits go to improve maternal and infant health in impoverished communities. A win/win/win. GET OUR UNDIES.

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Press G to Go to Horny Jail

dragons have invaded dave and busters! quick, call the mayor! press A to call the mayor press B to fuck the mayor

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bless tumblr because the Robots (google translate) were no help. Though uh, I suppose a cat is often "kitsch" depending on their appearance or behavior. Grumpy Cat, Belphagor and Pangur Greer...

miss punkitt, may i show you my Brainless Brothers in these trying times? the Garlic man on the left is Nosey and the brainless one on the right is Kitchu which literally means Kitty in my people's language lol

omg... The brainless brothers.... What language is kitchu from? :D id love to learn

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As well as the inevitable Bells Hells animation where Scanlan is a centaur.

The animators at Titmouse learning about Molly’s coat and tattoos

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Bovine figure of the day: Reisler #226 Resting Calf (1954)

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also Potato/Onion left on the kitchen counter that is Trying Its Best to make more potatoes/onions on its own.

most obvious example of something creepy + wet is not any kind of Creature or Monster it is in fact . vegetable you forgot about in the fridge

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I don't think men saying out of pocket shit to me on the internet is because they're men. everyday billions of men wake up and don't say out of pocket shit to me on the internet. this is clearly an active choice

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Up next, he perceives whatever campaign 4 is. /joke

I love how everyone joked about Orym having a passive perception so high that he could see the outlines of the players at the table, and now he is actually perceiving the other half of the group from between realms

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i'm still waiting on a horse game to come out. Windstorm the legend of khiimori.

I've been posting a lot about horses on this blog recently. This may or may not be related to any games I've been playing recently.

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In the same way I need men to stop acting like they couldn't possibly learn to clean and cook because their parents never taught them, I am gong to need women to stop acting like they can't possibly learn to hang a shelf or change a tire. You have YouTube. I believe in you and your ability to learn simple tasks instead of saying you "need a big strong man to do it, teehee!"

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Exciting to have no idea what one shots or mini series will air between tonight and October 2nd. The Indiana live show might be next week?

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tumblr is one of the only places i will actually unmute a video when the tags are like "omg unmute it" bc i know most everyone else on this website loves reading and hates noise like i do so it must be pretty good

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are we far enough out of the 2010s that I can say that a lot of what was getting framed as intentional queerbaiting in the big Tumblr Popular shows was definitely just writers making homophobic jokes bc they thought the idea of a character being gay was funny rather than any attempted implication that a character might be gay

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Most saddest girl in the world says bring back the spay jammies

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I just remembered that there were tribbles in Club Penguin. Why the FUCK were there tribbles in club penguin????