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It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.

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letterkenny and shoresy are perfect for fanfiction because there’s just enough characterization and world building to know how characters would act and what makes sense in their world but also we don’t know things like how old the characters are or what their names even are so there are very little constraints lol

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the hatty. the hatty WHAT

yeah..... your captain is gross but you already knew that ;___;

Q: Can you talk about some of his pre-game superstitions? ...The one that I’m obviously alluding to: a bowel movement could result in a hat trick.

A: It was a hat trick bowel movement! Absolutely. It happened. No word of a lie, it happened. And it happened again later. So it’s, like, kind of crazy. It was just, like, funny. It was just more funny, like, guy stuff. He would definitely keep the routines. Like, go in hard. You’ve heard tons of other stories. About having the same conversations with guys day in, day out just to keep it going. And that’s a level of commitment that is unbelievable (laughs).

Q: That’s what I’m saying. When you think that if you have a rough bowel movement, you’re gonna have a hat trick because of it, are you goin’ out of your way to, like, eat Indian food or something the next day? Or are you just kind of playing it organically?

A: Yeah, organically. A lot of the stuff wasn’t organically. That was just, like, a goofy thing. But going to dinner the night before at the same place and hopefully getting the same table. Your stall in the road dressing room being in the same spot every single time. Setting your stuff up in the room the exact same way in your stall at the exact same time. Getting a piece of gum at the exact same time. Getting a bottle of water and mixing it with a Gatorade. It just goes on and on and on and on and on and on (laughs).

It is absolutely nuts... He’s fun to talk about because he’s Sidney Crosby and his routines are well-known, or his superstitions as you wanna call it. But everyone else has bought into these. Like, you get sucked into the Sid superstitions and your own superstitions and it just keeps building and building and building. Made it kind of fun too.

also gotta include jordan staal talking about sid making him.... lube up his stick every game too because.... boys............

"I always enjoyed his superstitions. I always thought they were pretty funny. And he did it just to do it sometimes. And it always made me laugh.

One time before a game, I don’t know what I was doin’ but I guess I wanted to spit in the garbage can, and I guess his stick was a little close to it. And I missed the garbage can and it landed on his blade. He gave me the eyeball but he didn’t really say much else so I’m like, ‘All right’. And then sure enough, Sid - who pretty much does this every other night - scores a hat trick.

Didn’t think much of it but for the following I don’t know how many games it was - probably the rest of the season - he would stick his stick right in my mouth and I had to spit on it before every game.

There were others. I think I had a zit on my nose one time, and I had a big game. So every time we ever felt a big zit comin’ on, you know, we’d oil up our nose to try to get a zit to hopefully have another big game."

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ahhhhh

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some ideas for a letterkenny pride parade episode:

tanis and glen organize it together since they're besties, obviously. tanis explains that she is qualified to run it because a) she likes her meat, whether it's roast beef or a weiner and b) she runs shit all the time for the natives. when questioned, glen explains that he is a passionate ally and lover of lgbt culture. there no further questions from anyone in the episode about glen's involvement.

the episode starts with tanis and glen pulling up to the produce stand asking if wayne, darry, and dan can help them by building floats for the parade, which they agree to. katy agrees to join tanis and glen in coordinating help for the parade and goes with them to their various stops around town.

dax and ron are in charge of coordinating a royal court for one of the floats. they hold tryouts with various characters, namely gail, roald, and miss mcmurray, before deciding that everyone who tried should get a spot on the float. they still name themselves the kings of the court though.

katy convinces reilly and jonesy to help with the parade and assigns them to help with the sex education booth. katy and bonnie have to take over the booth after reilly and jonesy can't answer any questions that people have.

the episode ends with wayne, darry, and dan waving at katy from the crowd. katy is shown waving back at them as she and other characters are shown walking and riding by on floats in the parade.

please, please, please let me know your own ideas in the tags!

if you saw me post this on reddit, no you didn't.

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love geno fans cause they just be posting prehistoric pictures of him captioning them "my beautiful wife on a spring day in 1956 with whom i'm in a commited lesbian relationship with" and it's just this lanky ass middle aged russian hockey player

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The class war is staggeringly rigged against the working class. The majority of households are living under extreme economic trauma.

End the trauma. Abolish Republicans.

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Just so you know, a normal response to a child breaking something is to first check to see if they got hurt and then if they’re old enough make them help clean it up. And then afterwards explaining to them how to avoid doing that in the future. At no point is yelling necessary to make them understand why they shouldn’t do that.

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I did a thing

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x reader fanfic writers please just know that i love you thanks and good night

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Summary: You and Roald speculate on just how big Wayne is.

Notes: Hi, so I just watched the “Scorched Earth” (Season 9, Episode 3) episode of Letterkenny, where they talk about how big Jim Dickens’ [redacted] is, and I got inspired to write something similar about Wayne. I’m sorry if it’s too OOC, but I hope you enjoy it regardless. Love y’all! <3

You were a hick through and through, there was no doubt about it.

Your whole bloodline was hick as far back as anyone could remember and yet you somehow found yourself here at MoDean’s with a skid, considering something that would be considered inappropriate in any other company.

“Do you think it’s more girthy or long?”, Roald asked with a wicked grin.

You took a swig of your beer, considering the question, as you wondered what it would be like if the bottle of Gus ‘n’ Bru that you were necking right now was a piece of Wayne instead.

The flagrant thought sent a wave of heat through you.

“I think it’d be a good mix of both”, you began your speculation, “He’s awfully tall, only second to Dickens-”

“Dickskin”, Roald corrected, laughing at his own joke maniacally.

You rolled your eyes at the long-running joke before continuing, “-And he’s buff from the farm work.”

“Beefy”, Roald added.

“Strong”, you concluded.

You both let out similarly dreamy sighs as you took long draws from your beers.

“Would you fuck him?”, you asked Roald outright.

Roald laughed before answering, “The real question is would he fuck me?”.

You laughed, “I mean hypothetically, if he was into…”, you said as you vaguely gestured at Roald in his entirety.

“I’m pretty sure anyone in Letterkenny would fuck Wayne if given the opportunity”, Roald concluded.

You nodded, agreeing with Roald, as you tried to push down your own inappropriate thoughts about the red-haired man.

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Sometimes it’s you and your iced coffee against the world

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