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“You’ve been spending a lot of time in New York. You must really love the city.”
“Yes… the city.”
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Thunderbolts really made it clear how much Kate is actually a soft spot for Yelena because you don't see her happy and joking at all like she was with Kate in Hawkeye or her family in Black Widow.
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(In a car chase)
Kate: Yelena, if we die, I want you to know...
Yelena screams as she shoots out the car window: What? Do you want to pee? Because I really want too!
Kate: No, no, it's not that... *pauses to dodge the shots* Yelena, I love you!
*Yelena stops shooting and looks at the hawk indignantly.*
Yelena: You choose now to tell me that?
Kate shrugs her shoulders, paying attention to the traffic: I work best under pressure.
Yelena sighs shoting with her gun again: You had your birthday party... *one villain hit* You had my birthday party... *another hit* Even Lucky and Fanny's anniversary, which we improvised, would be the perfect moment... *last villain hit* And you choose to say you love me during a gunfight? *Turns his attention to the archer at the wheel*
Kate takes eyes off the traffic and stares at the widow: Don't pretend that this doesn't excite you as much as all those moments.
Yelena bites her lip and sighs: I love you so much!
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i love their friendship sm, i hope we get to see more of it :)
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Yelena: Barnes, do I look like a father to you?
Bucky:
Bucky: What?
Yelena: A young woman who was dressed rather provocatively came up to me today and called me "daddy" after pressing herself up against me.
Bucky, laughing: And what did you say in return?
Yelena: Well, I corrected her and told her that it was Walker who was a dad.
Bucky, laughing their ass off: No way! You didn't!
Yelena: Was I not supposed to correct her?
Bucky: *continuous laughter*
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i'm sorry, but there is no heterosexual explanation for these two
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And if I were to write a gelphie 1940s murder mystery featuring Elphaba as a private eye investigating the murder of her sister with the help of her rescue cat, Lion, and Glinda as an intrepid social-climbing reporter who likes to imagine herself as a femme fatale but is utterly lacking the suavity to actually be a femme fatale…Would anyone read it or would I just be shouting into the void?
Supporting evidence:
Elphie in her lil trench coat putting on her lil hat about to go solve crime with her femme fatale gf

Elphie on her way to work solving crime with her lil buddy Lion


Ace Attorney Fiyero Tigelaar and Lion becoming besties for life

Glinda trying to be a diabolical Femme Fatale seducing Elphaba but forgetting how because Elphaba looks Like That and it’s hard to be diabolical when your target looks Like That


Really just struggling to get her stupid coat off so she can solve crime

Trying to solve crime but her unofficial self-appointed assistant keeps flirting with her for confusifying reasons



...Actually never mind, literally the second I finished making this post I immediately wrote out the first chapter and posted it on ao3 because I have zero self control.
It's here for anyone who wants to read it.
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Not a happy couple, but they do both look good in green…
*if you’re here from the twitter discourse I’m sorry you had to find my art this way. I do this for fun, nothing more. It’s not meant to offend or target anyone.*
Explanation/Context: Elphaba is in a suit because in the fic this art is from, she’s raised by the Wizard, and it’s the Wizard’s own self-importance changes how Elphaba dresses when she’s young so she looks more like him/how he wants. The Wizard doesn’t know anything about raising girls, and the dresses he chose for Elphaba in her youth didn’t suit her, so he had her in men’s clothing instead cause he’s not actually all that paternal. As the story goes on Elphaba will start to pull away from his ideals and start to dress for herself, once again dawning clothing similar to what we see in film/my own ideas of what she might wear which will include skirts and blouses. *sighs*
Fanart of my own fic! I really just wanted to draw what Gelphie was wearing to their engagement ball while being a little bit angsty ☺️
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