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PSA;

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yoυ ѕнoυld proвαвly ĸɴow; 

ɪ·ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅs sʟᴏᴡᴇsᴛ ʀᴘᴇʀ

ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴅᴀʏs ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ

ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴅᴀʏs ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀʀᴀ

ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴅᴀʏs ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴛ

sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴏᴏᴄ ᴄʜᴀᴛ

sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴢᴏɴᴇ 

ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ ɪs ᴀ sʜɪᴛʜᴇᴀᴅ 

ᴍʏ ᴍᴏᴛɪᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜsᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏᴇs

вυт тнαт doeѕɴ’т мeαɴ тнαт; 

ɪ ᴅᴏɴ·ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ

ɪ·ᴍ ɪɢɴᴏʀɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ

ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ·ᴛ ʀᴘ

ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ·ᴛ ʙᴇ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs

ʏᴏᴜ·ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ·ᴡᴏʀᴛʏ· ᴏʀ ·ϙᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ·

ιт ѕιмply мeαɴѕ; 

ɪ·ᴍ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ

вυт pleαѕe ɴever вe αғrαιd тo αĸѕ ғor ѕoмeтнιɴɢ, cнαт or ploт. pleαѕe doɴ’т тнιɴĸ тнαт jυѕт вecαυѕe мy coɴceɴтrαтιoɴ ιѕ ѕoмewнere elѕe тнαт ι doɴ’т lιĸe yoυ or yoυ’re вeιɴɢ ιɢɴored or replαced. ι’м ѕιмply doιɴɢ wнαт ιт ιѕ тнαт ι ғιɴd ι cαɴ do тнαт dαy. αɴd αѕ yoυr ғollower, pαrтɴer αɴd ғrιeɴd. ι love yoυ.

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wildcaptainkuemper:

Guys lets be friends on more than just tumblr. You want my insta? My snapchat? Facebook? Twitter? Even my number? Just ask.

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muse a and muse b are on the same roller derby team. muse a is the leader of the team - tough as nails, tall, dark, and beautiful. muse b is the youngest on the team. she’s tiny, but nearly as tough if not tougher than muse a. muse a tries to watch out for muse b, which she doesn’t appreciate much. i don’t know where else to go w this but i need it ok. 

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Send a # and my muse will talk about the mun

What drink did the mun have last?

Does your mun drink too much?

What do you think about your mun’s significant other or their crush?

What do you think about your mun’s friends?

What do you think about your mun’s shopping habits?

Is your mun a nice person?

Do you like your mun?

What’s your favorite thing about your mun?

What’s your least favorite thing about your mun?

Do you get jealous if your mun has other muses?

What do you think of your mun’s style?

What do you think about your mun’s music?

What do you think about your mun’s favorite TV show?

Do you think your mun would survive a zombie apocalypse?

What was the last thing your mun lied about?

What’s your mun’s favorite thread?

What do you think of your mun’s family?

What was the last movie your mun watched and did you like it?

What do you think about your mun’s sense of humor?

What is something you think your mun could change about themselves?

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from McSweeney’s

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someone do a plot based on repo! the genetic opera with me i just have so many ideas plEASE

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                                        but i look at you.                                         i look at you, and god,                                         constellations are bursting,                                         fires are dying,                                         silence is deafening,                                         the whole damn world is terrifying - - -                                         — — and im falling, god, i’m falling,                                                 i’m falling in love with you.

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muse a is a brand new student in school, and muse b is the librarian’s assistant. muse b is a very quiet person, and muse a is the outgoing one. muse a gets assigned to work with muse b in the library, and a friendship blossoms. but what muse a doesn’t know is that muse b is a ghost. they committed suicide in the library and their soul is bound to the library. eventually, muse b falls in love with muse a, and when those feelings are returned, muse b is able to ascend to heaven. 

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things I think about at night

incubi who are all about the sex part but get really embarrassed when talking about cuddling and cute things

ace people chilling with lust demons because they’re immune

WHY WOULD YOU TRY SUMMONING A DEMON FOR FUN THO NEVER DO THAT AGAIN

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being in a long distance relationship is something that not everyone will understand. spending every chance you can just to Facetime/Skype/video call them just so you can see their face. forming an emotional bond, that is so rare and so strong, that you never thought a connection like this was possible. making future plans, just to pass the time because you can’t see each other everyday like “normal couples” get to do. some advice from someone in a long distance relationship, to the couples who get to see each other everyday, never take it for granted. to all the long distance couples, kick the distances ass and prove everyone wrong who has ever said “how is your relationship real if you haven’t even met them” or everyone around you doesn’t understand. distance means nothing when someone means everything.

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You don’t understand the hell I went through after you left me.

The ugly truth (via

nowlifegoeson

)

I’m still going through hell.

(via im-sad-lets-have-sex)

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A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

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DO YOU EVER GET THIS RUSH OF AFFECTION FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND LIKE WOW IM SO PROUD OF YOU YOURE SUCH A GREAT PERSON I LOVE YOU IN THE MOST LOVABLE PLATONIC SENSE

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Seulgi rolled her eyes. He was being difficult, but she knew this was the best she was going to get out of him any time soon. It was nice, though, she thought - that Jaerim was so much of a gentleman that he'd have problems with allowing her to buy his drink. But she didn’t mind it. He always seemed so stressed, and she’d be lying if she said that she didn’t worry.  “You don’t owe me anything,” she said with a wave of her hand, accepting her receipt with a polite bow of her head. She took her seat next to Jaerim, coffee clutched between both hands. She was giddy, being this close to him - it didn’t happen too often. Not intentionally, at least. She found herself looking up at him, but he leaned back, and her brows furrowed.  He seemed to have the perfect life. He was married, after all - and their relationship was in the pre-children stage. This was when he was supposed to be the happiest. But he wasn’t. Seulgi frowned. “Why don’t you want to go home?” she asked. “I would’ve thought that, after such a long day at work, you’d be ready go to home.” Maybe she was prying, and it wasn’t her place, but she was worried. She wanted him to be happy. 

caffeine | j + s

- jaerim didn’t like this situation. not one bit. why was she buying his coffee for him? what kind of man let a younger girl buy him coffee? he sighed, but she seemed to refuse to budge. “you’re the one being difficult,” he grumbled back as he looked at the menu. he supposed he’d just buy something cheap. he didn’t like being a burden. “alright alright. i’ll just get a regular vanilla latte.” simple enough. he sighed softly, hand running through his hair again like a bad habit. “i owe you one,” he pointed out, smile wide on his face as he gave her a slight push towards the empty sofa.  plopping himself down, he leaned back against the sofa before rubbing his face with his hands. “tell me i don’t have to go home today,” he mumbled, more to himself than anyone. the thought of going home to his wife these days was awfully painful but he knew it was something he also couldn’t avoid.

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♡

okay so kim jaewook is a cop, a huge butthead who likes chai tea lattes too much, and he needs a roommate. 

so here comes kaito, all the way from japan. he’s the exact opposite of jaewook. smiley, cute as sin, and he absolutely HATES chai tea. 

jaewook hates him at first. he tolerates his presence, but he’s like ‘no you shouldn’t be in my house let me work.’ 

and kaito just goes and does his own thing. but both of them are hiding secrets from each other - p big ones

they’re both murderers. kaito is a special sort of murderer - he hates anything perfect, and so he’ll destroy it. 

jaewook’s murders are revenge fueled. he kills rapists and murderers. 

jaewook wouldn’t be kaito’s first choice of target, but kaito would be at the top of jaewook’s list. 

the two kind of butt heads for a while (or really kaito just tries to get jaewook’s attention and jaewook’s just like NO) but after a while, jaewook starts to warm up to kaito. kaito talks way too much, but jaewook starts to love it. he starts to depend on kaito rambling about his day, he starts to count on kaito asking him to go out with him, even though jaewook ALWAYS says no. 

jaewook starts going out with kaito. kaito starts staying in with jaewook. they come to a nice little middle ground, and they’re both happy. but jaewook catches onto the trail of a new murderer - a murderer who seems to always be around the places that kaito frequents. 

so jaewook gets nervous. he worries about kaito, so he sneaks around to try and find this guy and kill him. and then one night, he sees this guy pull a woman into an alley and he’s like THERE’S MY GUY I GOTTA PROTECT KAITO

AND BAM

THE GUY IS KAITO

AND THEY’RE BOTH LIKE ‘OH SHIT’ AND THEY’RE NOW FACED WITH THIS DILEMMA THAT 1) JAEWOOK WAS GOING TO KILL KAITO AND 2) KAITO’S THE MURDERER THAT JAEWOOK HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ENTIRE TIME

AND THEN JAEWOOK GETS REALLY PISSED OFF BECAUSE ‘YOU COULD GO TO JAIL YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU CAN’T DO THIS’ AND HE REALIZES THAT KAITO /IS/ HIS HOME AND THAT HE CAN’T BE HAPPY IF KAITO ISN’T THERE WITH HIM SO HE’LL DO ANYTHING TO KEEP KAITO OUT OF JAIL

and so he starts manipulating evidence and doing anything to point fingers away from kaito and fires officers who even start thinking about chasing kaito and they both try to stay away from killing and it’s so hard for them and they start snapping at each other sometimes and their relationship gets strained sometimes but they realize that they do love each other and want each other to be safe and i just ugh. these two brats. 

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true rp partners: a template

rper 1: we gotta do this sad thing

rper 1: like what if [sad thing]

rper 2: ohhh my goddd NOOOOOO

rper 2: IM DYING

rper 2: ok but then [sad thing] while [really sad thing]

rper 1: fuck you ok

rper 1: who pissed in your coffee

rper 1: it's perfect

repeat for 5 hours

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okay so haku mahelona and parker kim destroy my very being. 

haku is an emergency room doctor. he’s a big beautiful sweet angel he’s a pure lil bun too good for this world. he’s a GIANT but he has a heart of gold. he gets way too attached to his patients and gets in trouble for it all the time but he doesn’t care because HE CARES TOO MUCH

enter parker kim - a super cutie patootie with heart problems. his primary doctor is markus kent, but haku just can’t find it in him to let markus do it all. he was the one who saved parker when he came into hospital this most recent time, and then parker was taken to the cardiac icu. but haku did what he usually does and went up to check on parker. 

then parker did this cute thing and haku was just like ‘oh my god this kid is beautiful’ and then parker mentions the fact that he can’t pay for his medical bills. and of course the first thing dumbass haku thinks is ‘let’s get married and you’ll have my insurance’ 

SO THESE STUPID LITTLE SHITS GET MARRIED OK

so now they’re married and haku becomes crazy worried doctor husband. but of course parker starts getting better since he can afford care now so for a little while everything looks nice and parker can walk around and haku can come with him and parker starts going to talk to the nurses and flirts with them and they all think he’s adorable because parker kim is a perfect adorable wonderful little human being but jealous husband is like ‘no stop this’ 

AND HAKU FALLS IN LOVE but parker’s the type who sees love as a fleeting thing so he’s not quite so into it but haku still loves him v v much but then parker’s heart goes bad and he needs a transplant and haku’s devastated and p much cheats the system to get parker shoved to the top of the transplant list

and then parker finds out and is like wtf no i can’t take someone else’s heart you can’t do that that’s not fair

but then haku’s like BUT I CAN’T LOSE YOU YOU’RE MY HUSBAND

and then shit gets crazy because haku basically forces parker to take the heart and even though parker’s better now he’s really upset because he feels like he stole someone else’s heart 

BUT THEN PARKER GETS BETTER AND THEY START BEING ABLE TO GO OUT PLACES AND PARKER PUTS FLOWERS IN HAKU’S MAGESTICALLY LONG HAIR AND HAKU GIVES BABY PARKER PIGGY BACK RIDES AND

IM DEAD BYE