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I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR
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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
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‘‘ 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙖𝙣’𝙩 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞'𝙢 𝙛𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙮 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙯𝙮 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙬. ’’
—𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙟𝙚𝙛𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙨
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