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do you like men

man is a hopeless creature. i don't like much of anyone

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Reblog for a bigger sample size.

Say in the tags what you voted for and if you live in or outside of the US

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This is a subject that really interests me because I (28 years old) had computer classes in grade school where learning how to efficiently type was a big focus. As a result I have a very high WPM (words per minute) count.

However, I’ve heard that they started phasing out computer classes in a lot of schools because it’s assumed that kids/teenagers already know how to use a computer in this day and age. But smartphones are more popular than computers now, and as result a lot of Gen Z/Gen Alpha kids are able to text very quickly but their typing skills aren’t as good.

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realized today that i absolutely get a little blip of endorphins from posting somethin to discord and immediately seeing 4 or 5 people go from afk/offline to "mobile" long enough to experience whatever bullshit i posted and then go back to afk/offline

i have so much stupid power. i put a dumb post in the general chat and i can summon 5 people and make them groan/eyeroll/giggle and go back to their day

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I'm a disaster bi with a weakness for short men and tall intimidating women and one of my coworkers is a 5'8" king with beautiful eyes and another is a 6'2" stern amazonian so you can understand the kind of stress i have to endure every day

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My coworker, thinking he's so sneaky stealthy: *turns his head when he rounds the corner down the hall, eyes on me and not where he is going*

Me, able to see things out of the corner of my eye and hear when the door opens: *watching him watch me in the age-old "will-they-won't-they" dance*

Everyone else at work, seemingly clueless: Yeah it's just so cool that you guys became friends so fast! You're both really neat people we're all glad you two hangout!

My coworker, so casual: *walks across the building to use the shop door next to my desk instead of the one next to his office so he can make funny faces at me like every 30 minutes*

Me, subtle as a bisexual train wreck: *just fucking walks to his office and plops down and watches him work sometimes*

Everyone else: We're glad you're around to support ~coworker~ right now, you're so efficient and hard working!

My boss, the only person to catch me slacking off in my coworkers office: Hey go with ~coworker~ on an errand for me. Don't come back for a while.

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My coworker, brooding and pre-caffeine: *comes and drinks his morning coffee in the lobby so we can chat, makes a ton of eye contact, delays doing actual work so he can chat even if it means he has to work through lunch sometimes*

Me, twitterpated as hell: *touches his arm* *touches his arm* *touches his arm* *touches his arm*

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Delivery guy handing me a package: "You smell nice :3"

Me: "Thanks! :3"

My coworker, like five minutes later: "Psh what was that guys deal anyway. I mean, you do smell really good. I like it. But anyway did you think the delivery guy was cute? No? Yes? Oh. Yeah alright."

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Coworker, inebriated: "Can I kiss you on your cheek?"

Me, trying not to actually vibrate out of my skin: "Haha i think uhhh that might be crossing a line we've been tiptoeing, idk if it's a good idea haha."

Coworker, confused and inebriated: "It would.... it would be mutually beneficial. I would get to kiss your cheek, and you would get your cheek kissed, no harm no foul! :3"

Me, losing the fight: "If you think you're getting away with just a cheek kiss you are--"

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My coworker: *sad puppy eyes*

Me: "You said you weren't going to get into another relationship till next year so mark your calendar for NYE."

Coworker: "What're we doing NYE?"

Me: "That depends on you, big guy."

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reblog for larger polling please 🖤

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im head over heels for a guy i met like... 6 weeks ago

hes a short king and it takes all of my self control not to shove him into the nearest wall

like bro stop looking so good and smelling so good and making eyes at me rn im going to explode

i told myself to wait until the new year to do anything, let it slow burn you giant bisexual dumbass

but also i want to bundle him into being the small spoon and shower him with affection and make him experience euphoria like never before

so

thats how im doing

just a giant thirsty person trying not to force my way into this dudes space 24/7

i might have sort of set up a date night with him next week and im like

haha its because we both like cooking its not like that or anything haha we just have shared hobbies that we will be doing together at the same time like cooking for eachother in my kitchen at my house where i will absolutely not be trying to seduce him into my bed hahaha so crazy why would you even think that hahahah we arent making our favorite recipes for eachother or anything or being domestic together and anyways thats totally not catnip for my feelings

when i asked if he wanted to do dinner he was like "im going to need to use your kitchen for like, three hours" and i wanted to literally lick him immediately in response whats wrong with me

tone it down moron *facepalm*

help

its again

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help

its again

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I got a job, which was dope I was so anxious I would never get back in the work force. Then I learned the whole office is full of interesting chill people and I was like wtf am I dreaming???

Then!! After only two weeks they were like "you're being underutilized at the front desk let's promote you" and I was like ????!!? Ok when will the other show drop 😅

Wellp. Realized yesterday I ABSOLUTELY have a crush on my coworker. And I refuse to date within my job- I need this career. Need it.

IDC if he's cute and charismatic. He JUST got out of a long-term relationship and is working through shit. Bad! Someone bonk me w a newspaper pls

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Woke up today and it took a good 15 minutes before I figured out why my foot hurt.

Its because I dropped a replica sword on it last night and almost lost my toe.

Yes, between tending the wound, immediately going to bed, and waking up I completely forgot I gained an injury and was limping around wondering what happened.

This is my brain

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My brother and I see a swarm of small creatures fly from a tree to another copse of trees in the early evening as we drive through Kirkland WA. He asks if I saw it and I confirm. I wonder out loud if it was a small bird species or perhaps bats.

He immediately and confidently tells me it must be birds, because bats don't fly that close together. I remind him of that weird annual congregation in our hometown, unpublicized but well-attended, where several hundred people would stand around silently outside a completely nondescript house in a nondescript neighborhood. All there waiting for a specific time on a specific day when the bats would swarm out of this specific house's chimney. It was a bat house. Bats lived there. And they would emerge like a dark cloud before dispersing for the night. And everyone who showed up would mutter comments about their swarm size, whether they looked healthy, and then walk/drive home. I never got a satisfactory answer on how we knew when they would swarm, other than perhaps it happens for a few days and we just managed to catch them on a good day.

My brother looked at me like I was insane. He implied I was conflating a batman movie with a memory. I had to text my dad to confirm it really happened.

I still wondered if the small swarm was bats, leaving to hunt for the night, and my brother warned me that if I saw a bat to avoid it and avoid getting bit. I countered that there are no blood-eating bats this far north. He pointed out that our native insectivore bats were physiologically predisposed to carrying rabies and spreading it easily.

For some reason, I still hope they were bats, and that there is a lovely community of bats living in the city nearby. When I lived in Bothell I made friends with the local murder, who would roost every night at the university. When I moved to west Seattle I missed them and their noisy evening conversation.

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[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all (blank) a very pleasant (blank)" meme edited to say "I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant rosh hashanah". In front of Bugs there is a jar of honey, a stack of apples and pomegranates. In front of bug's mouth there is a shofar.]

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Shanah tovah! please look at my rosh hashanah apple tart it took. so long