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Iskall commissioning Joel for a.... particular statue (feat horrified gem in chat)

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Not to be like rpf-y or like speculative or anything but I GENUINELY would not be surprised if Gem and Pearl started dating irl. Just the way they interact. *points towards the charity stream* just like being fully honest, wouldn’t surprise me in the least

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday mornings with Quinn are back! Let's play guitar and Minecraft!

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… Dadpulse

Impulse: I had to pick up Gem early. 

Bdubs: That’s alright. Has she been sick? 

Impulse: No, not sick, she's just very upset because she's had a hard day. 

Bdubs:  Wait, why did she have a hard day? 

Impulse: She took her two pet snails to school with her today, and she had the snails in her book bag. She let out the snails by the sink in the back of the classroom for some exercise, and Grian, who was visiting the class that day, thought they were snails that had come inside from the playground, so he threw Gem’s snails out the window. 

Bdubs:  Oh my god.

Impulse: I know you are laughing, Bdubs, but please act sad about it when we get home today. 

Bdubs:  I’ll try but that is hilarious. 

Impulse: Yeah, I know. Stupid pet snails. 

Impulse: I’m trying not to let Gem see me laugh.

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They’re so wholesome ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Cleo and Ren spam saying False's name when she arrives <3

(When I say spam, I do mean spam)

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Literally dl! Pearl and Scott

free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

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Gay /pos

also until stated otherwise im convinced gem has abs

sl Gem: im a pvp master, of course i have abs! and all sorts of muscle everywhere!

dl Pearl: thats so cool..

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Poor girl needs all the hugs she can get. It wasn’t her fault. She was a victim. She’s just sad and lonely

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This is so real, specifically dl!Pearl. She has wrecked me like no other ever has.

Why does thinking about silly minecraft characters in a death game make me feel physically ill

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This feels like something Martyn would say to Ren

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

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I love them. Gem is the biggest pearl fan

Gem is the biggest Pearl Fan

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Omg double life pearl but happy!

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It's a standstill (context)

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wild hair centaur gf troubles (Gem can't be tamed and neither can her hair)

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Iskall has 13 Joel stamps left. Which means he already sent Joel mail 54 times.

The mail barrel doesn’t have 54 slots.

Hopefully Postmaster Pearl DID install extra storage at Joel’s.