#joe hills

[zhukzucraft]

=> Follow Etho

Etho: What in the world?..

Joe: Howdy, Etho!

Joe: Fancy some company? With complimentary live music to set the mood for adventure, perhaps?

Etho: How-

Etho: Um

Etho: Alrighty then.

Etho: Are you sure you can swim like this?

Joe: No worries, I've got everything here under contrblrobrblrbl

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You have made the first step towards forging an alliance! But with the soulmate assignment looming on the horizon, will it last?

(you guys are AMAZING btw, here are only some of my favourite suggestions under the cut)

(also don't worry Joe will return the instrument to his sister post haste)

and last but not least

[joehills]

Thursday mornings with Quinn are back! Let's play guitar and Minecraft!

[hybbart]

maybe a tamacraft joe and oli? perhaps??

What a wonderful adventure they're off to have... probably

[vexcraft]

grab my stuff scum

[incorrecthermitquotes]

Joe: You okay?

Cleo: I'm depressed

Joe: Dang me too

Joe: No, wait, hi depressed, I'm dad

Joe: No, wait, what's wrong?

[the-mcyt-crackships-brackets]

[mobsuma]

I don't think I'm ever going to finish this but I need the world to understand my vision

Anyway: Monty Hermitty Python (Not to be confused with the Hermit, Python)

[obsessedwithao3]

Headcannon timeeeeeeeee:life series and their friends edition

I headcannon that Ren has DID Wich caused some really awkward conversations with Martyn&Doc and Etho since neither him nor them knew Ren had DID until like middle of last life

I also think that "the canary curse" is evolving.Well,more specifically I think that it is mostly o ther ppl inflicted by it instead of Jimmy since in almost all of the series his allay/s didn't do very well after his death.Scott placed under the top 5(third life)Mumbo died almost immediately after Jimmy(last life)Tango generally had the worst luck(double life)Joel died very close to Jimmy(limited life)Martyn died like 10 mins after Jimmy(secret life)and in( real life)when Jimmy's group went to the cave he was the only one who didn't die at least once

I headcannon that Ren and Lizzie are still friends after Ll! So when Ren saw her in empires one of his alters(look at headcannon one)started screaming at him

Now this is the ✨ship section✨(strap in everyone bc I am a multishipper)

So the ship tree goes like this(nothing is poly unless specified)

Jimmy→Scott(married)→Martyn(dating)(Martyn is also Jimmy's ex)→Ren(situationship)→Doc and Etho(poly dating)

Doc→bdubs(dating)→Etho(dating)→Joel(soulmates)→ Lizzie(married)→Cleo↑(exs with Etho)(dating lizzie)→Joe(queerplatoni)→Cub(dating)→Scar&Grian(poly dating)Grian→Mumbo(unlabled relationship)→iskall(unlabled)→Stress(queerplatonic)→Gem(dating)

Etho→Bdubs(datin)→impulse(soulmates)→Zed and Tango(poly) Tango→Jimmy(soulmates)(see first branch)

Wels→Ijevin(married cuase why not)

Katherine→Shubble(dating)

Joey→Xonorth(married)

Xisuma→Keralis(married)

Fwhip→Suasage(dating)

Paltonic timeee:

Joey&Scott(inlaws)

Scott&Lizze(inlaws)

Suasage&Gem(suasage is dating her twin Fwhip)

Family:

Lizzie&Jimmy(seablings)

Gem&Fwhip(twins)

Xisuma&Grian(X adopted G at one point)

Pearl&Grian(siblings)

[obarona]

literally them

[150en]

Gallery of hermits with weird setups. (As shortlisted by Mumbo)

[lectern-fullcauldron]

hermits vs kids irl, my favourite stories:

the time Joe and his kid were at a shared pool somewhere and another kid was talking so loudly about how cool Iskall is

the time Cleo was teaching in primary school and got asked 'have you ever heard of mumbo jumbo, miss' and then having to act like they haven't known him since he was 17

the time etho was out with a friend and the friend's kid went 'omg that's etho' to their dad, and the dad came back like 'why does my kid know you?'

the time that Cleo left their job to be a YouTuber and their whole class was desperately trying to figure out who she was

Joe's kid going from 'minecraft sucks' to my friends are grian stans so I am too, dad explain grian to me (dad can we get hermitcraft (grian), no we have hermitcraft at home (Joe Hills))

Impulse's whole extended family being made to watch his new hermitcraft rap as Christmas entertainment by his mum

every take my kid to work hermitcraft video. from stress' kid dissing her season six castle, to Joe's kid getting multiple hermitcraft episodes dedicated to how much he loves her, keralis' ongoing joke about making his kids do all his grindy work, doccy chirping in the background of videos, and on and on and on

[tsukiiuna]

From Gem's stream today, at around 1hour30minute mark

[kyxuu]

happy 12 years of hermitcraft <3

[eluminium]

If you showed this photo to a hermit fan a week ago they'd explode

(taken from the Gamers Outreach Twitter)