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naughtcracker · 7 months ago

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i also uhh have a very questionable fic of them actually does anyone... want (no)

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naughtcracker · 7 months ago

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SALUTATIONS...

con rush is finally over and work has slowed down a bit too so i'm back bearing the offering of this stupid pair again heh

only scritches for now but i'm COOKING trust (v)

#they have matching fountain pens btw #oc #fanart #stardew valley #harvey stardew valley #sdv harvey #sdv farmer #sdv fanart #farmer x harvey #artists on tumblr #homecooked by yours truly

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naughtcracker · 8 months ago

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TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I FORGOT WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABT just the usual me & @naughtcracker bullying our husbands.

but the outcome was this cursed crossover

Its harvey : fully loaded.....

#yeah .#the things we do when there's no one around to tell us to shut the fuck up...#stardew valley

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naughtcracker · 8 months ago

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WHATTTTT OMG I'M SO SORRY I JUST SAW THIS BC I SENT THE ASK FROM MY MAIN BLOGBDKSHZKSHJ????????? lies on floor DEAD THANK YOU SO MUCH............ she's perfect. ..

hii i saw that you're taking requests for farmers so i'll be dropping mine 🧎‍♂️

thanks in advance and have a nice day!

i felt mixed abt the coloring so here’s the sketch too!! your farmer is so pretty, ty for giving me an excuse to draw a corset top 😋

#LOOK AT HER LOOK AT HER LOOK AT HER!!!!!!!#thanks again for having her... YELLS IMMACULATE ART i will have this framed actually .#stardew valley #sdv farmer

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naughtcracker · 8 months ago

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I have a prey drive and harvey would trigger it.

#i'm so serious he better stop doing aerobics and start running instead #who said that.

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naughtcracker · 9 months ago

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sorry my hands slipped

so i roped @justraip09 into sketching my crackpot idea of the bachelors as these, uh, sexy paintings with questionable quotes that a lot of our local trucks have at the back and when she showed me harvey's i just. blacked out

#she did the layout and everything i only painted over it bc i. i can't explain myself actually #in english it would be 'drive safe' or something i believe #i for one would straight up crash myself if i ever saw THAT when i drive.#fanart #stardew valley #harvey stardew valley #sdv harvey #sdv fanart

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naughtcracker · 9 months ago

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so we're fishifying our farmers now? i don't have the time to make a new one just yet but i happen to have a wip (lol) from mermay lying around...

she's based on a betta fish!

#do i need to tag this for nudity or anything. i haven't the slightest idea #now what fish would harvey be...#oc #stardew valley #sdv farmer #artists on tumblr #homecooked by yours truly

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naughtcracker · 9 months ago

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Whatever could he be looking at so intently...

—Ah, so that's how it is! Looks like someone has just received a proposal!

#sorry about the mess this is something i whipped up real quick instead of sleeping lol lmk if anything is unreadable #pretend that's the mermaid's pendant viewed from the front DRAWN CORRECTLY #miss farmer there proposed to him at 10 pm in the middle of winter (his birthday) while wearing a tank top Period no jacket nothing #she's unbothered but he's Harvey so #(i just haven't crafted new clothes for her ok)#oc #fanart #stardew valley #harvey stardew valley #sdv harvey #sdv farmer #sdv fanart #farmer x harvey #artists on tumblr #homecooked by yours truly

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naughtcracker · 9 months ago

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Hi dan(d-an?) Help lmao I love having a name for people pls

Anyway do you ship any Stardew villagers together?

Good luck on your con prep :)

-Lily

hey lily! yeah it's d-an but you can call me whatever really it's cool

the funny thing is that i actually haven't gotten around to play much of the game (i have 2 saves and both are only on year 2 🙃) like i'm at full hearts with everyone already but there might be moments between villagers that i haven't seen, so. no pair really comes to mind EXCEPT harvey & elliott. that one's on me i might be ill

at first it's just me liking the unabashed romantic/nervous wreck dynamic since it reminds me of my farmer with harvey but they grew on me i'm afraid i think they're neat

anyroad, thanks for the ask! have a nice day and may luck find you in your future endeavors too ✌️

#at some point i was discussing elliott's lines about going to the clinic with my friend who likes him #and had this funny image of him being deathly scared of syringes and screaming like a school girl every time #so harvey—used to his antics but still exasperated all the same—had to corner him into getting his shots #the roles are reversed for once... the turns have tabled #are we seeing the VISION #ok sorry that was wordy i'm normal now #stardew valley

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naughtcracker · 9 months ago

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(slides in unceremoniously) HI AGAIN uh sorry for disappearing 🧎‍♂️

work + con prep has me cornered so i haven't been able to sneak some time to clean up stuff for this bloghskdjskjf like i actually have tonnes of doodles but i'm neurotic about the quality, so. scratches head

my ask box is open however, so go right ahead if you have anything to ask me or just want to chat 🏃‍♂️‍➡️

#i don't bite! promise!#unless?#i mean if you want me to.

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naughtcracker · 9 months ago

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a friend said this meme reminded them of my farmer and harvey, so...

#maru's shiny new earbuds are courtesy to the farmer of course #always be sure to plan ahead guys #oc #fanart #stardew valley #harvey stardew valley #sdv harvey #sdv farmer #sdv fanart #farmer x harvey #homecooked by yours truly

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naughtcracker · 9 months ago

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my fav Harvey characterization that I love to daydream abt is the stark difference between classic “slipping on banana peels” and “glasses nervously slipping down nose bridge” Harvey and when he’s in total doctor mode. like his ass does NOT play around in that clinic mama. not clumsy whatsoever. if he tosses a used syringe over his shoulder it goes straight into the trash can. very stern, no playing around attitude. and then at the very end of the check up he’ll walk you out of the clinic and immediately trip on his shoelace as he crosses over the threshold. that’s the hottest shit ever I think.

#YOU GET IT YOU GET IT YOU GET IT #this gap moe exactly #i wanna squish him under my fingers SO bad

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naughtcracker · 9 months ago

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will you fight harvey for her attention

#she's a little too into playing dress up #i initially made this blog for harveyposting but too bad for him i'm a patient of terminal oc-addled brain first and foremost #oc #sdv farmer #artists on tumblr #homecooked by yours truly

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naughtcracker · 9 months ago

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Can the Stardew Valley Characters fight? Bachelor Edition

Here, have this thing absolutely no one asked for even though i have other things i definitely need to be doing.

Disclaimer; I’m not an expert on every Stardew character, so these aren’t completely accurate. But if there’s something you think should be different, PLEASE, PLEASE ask/comment/reblog it. I would love to talk about it more.