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YUKI. 😡 Steering wheel updated 😒 please 😊
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Charles Leclerc is the youngest sibling of Ferrari - let me explain. He outperforms his teammates and yet has the loyalty to stick around even when the team strategy is to fuck him over time and time again. He’s gracious and lets his engineers tell him to make moves “for the team” and occasionally calls them out on their bs and yet still has this mythology around him about how he’s the “prince of Ferrari.” No matter how badly he’s treated, no matter how many times he’s pushed to the side in favour of Lewis, everyone says he’s the favourite anyway.
#wait maybe I’m projecting#I could trauma dump here but I will not#formula 1#f1#formula one#formula racing#ferrari#charles leclerc#cl16#I’m deeping it but idgaf !
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#hamilton being like thank god i never have to see him again#and he rocks up like hey can we get a word before the race :)#<- and hes on camera too????? live broadcast?????#not even last words/closure with a messy ex HES ON FUCKING TV
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Nico when he quits f1 only to show up at lewis’ work with a mic and a camera


#f1#formula one#brocedes#nico roseburg#lewis Hamilton#hes so real for that actually#if both my exes weren’t unemployed I’d be there all the time too
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Logan mention in the new F1 TikTok in the big 2 5. He’s coming to Cadillac, I’m calling it.
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My dear goat was going through the horrors right there trying not to seem obvious about it
Tbh I wouldn't blame him if he didn't know considering he didn't look Nico in the face for 10 fucking years
But anyway he was SUFFERING suffering
#if I was forced to identify my ex fwb messy situationship lowk humiliation ship you’d never hear from me again.#five stages of grief and lewis is going through 10 of them
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IMAGINE you're lewis HAMILTON and after YEARS of refusing to do ANY pr shit you FINALLY agree to do grill the grid AND the FIRST thing they do is MAKE you look at a PHOTO of your TOXIC HOMOEROTIC SITUATIONSHIP from when you was a TEENAGER and identity him by his LIPS
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Charles screaming all through playing video games with lewis and demanding they switch controllers gives so much younger sibling energy I love him. It also furthers the point that he and max match eachothers freak, Charles just tries to keep it on the DL
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Next time I see him I’m telling him about Senna and Prost’s rivalry
The other day I was talking f1 with a guy from school and he asked me if I knew that Logan Sargent and Oscar Piastri used to be friends. No man, this is entirely knew knowledge. Next thing yk you’ll tell me lewis and Nico used to be mates too
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i just want to put it out there that whenever i talk about 'galex' or 'lestappen' im JOKING?? WDYM PEOPLE GENUINELY THINK THEYRE DATING?? sometimes f1 drivers do weirdly homoerotic shit but surely that's just a product of knowing each other for ages?
the parasocial relationships people have with the drivers is actually weird, they aren't dating and they aren't going to date you, they are actual people with genuine real life lives, hating on their gfs for disrupting their "real relationship" when you are talking about lestappen or sm shit is just wierd
also yes this post is targeted bc i've seen some weird shit online recently
#THIS THIS THIS.#when I write rpf im talking about the people they pretend to be for media#I do nawt think there’s anything actually gay going on (other than MAYBE brocedes) I just like writing#theyre characters in my head#I could talk about this at LENGTH#if I met max verstappen tmr it would be a completely different man to the one I’ve written like 10000 words on so far#its like writing about mark zuckerburg (the social network)#im not writing about the owner of Facebook
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you guys aren't appreciating nico rosberg enough because the dedication it takes to show up to your ex bsf/fwb's work with a mic and a tv crew just to expose your lore to millions around the world is some next level diva shit and i fw it heavy
#ts is like when I started seriously considering becoming an ice hockey player after my ex fwb fucked me over#you can block me but you can’t get me off your team mf
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Logan Sargeant will be in cadelliac for the 2026 season after pulling off a niko avacado got skinny style stunt and I know this because I’m delusional
#PLEASE I NEED HIM BACK#I STARTED WATCHING PROPERLY AFTER HE LEFT#LOGAN IF YOU CAN HEAR MEEEEE#formula 1#f1#formula one#logan sargeant
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The ones who had been (allegedly) anything but a lover
Evil musician named Britney Fears
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Nono im on about the guy that’s getting sent Christmas gifts for his kids by his horrific ex situationship aka the 7 time WDC winner
Evil musician named Britney Fears
#Nico is so real I love him#my ex bsf/fwb better watch out before I rock up to her work w a mic and a tv crew
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“don’t ship f1 drivers” bro my f1 driver comments said ship name on other people’s posts that remotely resemble dates he’s been on with his f1 driver

#is this my sign to invest in carlando#my driver just had a baby#maybe it was secretly charles and max cheating on Kelly… ooo scandal..
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I wear my redbull jacket to school so often that people have started recognising me by it so I cross stitched a little patch for my guitar bag so when I do performances ppl know who’s is who’s :P
(Grid + progress photos + an alt I put on a hoodie under the cut)




#my first cross stitch project 😎#excluding the ao3 logo I cross stitched over a crochet pillowcase#formula 1#f1#formula one#formula racing#redbull racing#redbull#cross stitch
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Did she win the 2016 world drivers championship - beating lewis Hamilton in equal machinery?
Evil musician named Britney Fears
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