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dualdamned replied to your post:dualdamned replied to your post:If IA i2 a...

i thought you were the brother

If IA'2 a dad I refu2e two be a brother.

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dualdamned replied to your post:If IA i2 a 2houtdad what doe2 that make the re2t...

i am evil villain who becomes weird uncle

I'm excommunicating you

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ElectricA22hole™

YOU’RE ELECTRICASSHOLEBROTHER 

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2ometiime2 nautum log2 iin, blog2 a biit liike a confu2ed chiild tryiing two reciite theiir ABC2, then leave2 for a week and iit’2 quiite iintere2tiing really

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I am the furthe2t circle of hell, only experienced by tho2e who2e live2 earned them a horrible 2a22- and pun-ba2ed puni2hment in their afterlive2. 2orry man.

You're doomed forever, might a2 well get u2ed two it.

I KNEW YOU EXISTED AS MY PERSONAL PURGATORY. VICTUS ISN’T EVEN A NAUTUM ATTACHMENT ANYMORE HE’S A BOTTOM LEAF, I’LL NEVER GET AWAY AT THIS RATE NO MATTER HOW DEEP I GET IN TO THESE SHITSUCKING BUBBLES. 

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If IA i2 a 2houtdad what doe2 that make the re2t of u2.

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I log on when I remember thi2 i2 a real web2ite, it'2 not my fault if you two happen two be 2uch ea2y target2 all the time.

BULL FUCKING SHIT YOU BARELY LOG ON UNLESS IT’S TO SAY SOMETHING SASSY TO ME OR VICTUS.

SORRY.

2A22Y. 

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Goddamn I forgot how incredibly fucking old I am.

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"I have no business in particular.  Boredom? Exploration? One of the above."

Cave +4

- nautum , 8eheadder, cantankerousgalactic and slipstreamcavalry have found your hive - 

" EVENING,EVERYONE.

 STATE YOUR BUSINESS.”

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Adio2 motherfucker.

2ee you 2pace cowboy.

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2leiighdiican2 replied to your post:Why are there fe2tive URL2 already now i2 not the...

2leiigh, prae. 2iimple two remember.

Unfollowing you on principle.

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Of cour2e, it i2 my duty.

Th4nk you k1ndly for your g3n3rous contr1but1ons to th3 world of l4ngu4g3-b4s3d humor.

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RIP

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Why are there fe2tive URL2 already now i2 not the time

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You mean there'2 a po22ibility that people have followed other2 for thing2 that aren't pun2?

Bla2phemy. Wordplay i2 the only 2table foundation for acquaintence2. I 2hall do my be2t two create further bad pun2.

But puns w3r3 th3 only th1ng 1 follow3d for.

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It 2eem2 a2 if you've intended 2ome 2ort of information two be conveyed by that 2entence but all I got wa2 "I know" followed by a 2erie2 of confu2ingly placed word2 and apparent mi2under2tanding2 on what con2titute2 'funny'.

Why.

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I come here two make pun2 and all I get i2 threat2.

I thought Tumblr wa2 better than thi2.

I'm a2hamed.