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SO. MY FRIEND WAS RIGHT AFTER ALL. I CAVED. I ended up making murphy his very own blog. Find him @ncncriminalway !!

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Protective sentence starters??

because visualizing muses in these situations generally equates to puppies guarding each other and its wonderful

“No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”

“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”

“Don’t touch her/him!”

“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”

“I will always step in between you and something like that.”

“Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”

“Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”

“The stepping stool is unecessary.”

“I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”

“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.” 

“I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”

“Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”

“You could have been hurt.”

“I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”

“I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”

“I’m gonna protect you.”

“You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”

“I’m not leaving you alone.  Not now, not ever.”

“Let’s all watch a different movie.  This one freaks her/him out.”

“I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”

“She/He isn’t an object.”

“She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”

“You don’t know anything about her/him!”

“What?  You think that was funny?  You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”

“I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”

“Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”

“Wait, let me walk you home.”

“I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”

“It’s dangerous.”

“I’m worried about you.”

“I meant it when I said I would protect you.”

“I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”

“It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”

“I’ll go see what the noise was.”

“Stay on the phone with me.”

“Promise me you’ll be safe.”

“I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”

“He/She did what to you?”

“I won’t let you go through something like that again.”

“I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”

“Stay behind me.”

“I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”

“I love you.  Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”

“No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out.  Trust me, I know.” 

“Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”

“I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”

“Thank you for always sticking with me.”

“I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”

“I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”

“Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”

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#the most precious couple

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“Stay the fuck away from me.” (with Clarke)

“ Language, Clarke. “ spoke the teen, a hint of mirth evident in his eyes as he watched the blonde. “ And don’t worry, you’re not so much of a special snowflake to me. “ he stated, a bitter smile to his lips. “ You can go do whatever you want. “

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“Fuck” Sentence Starters

Angry

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”

“Fuck this.”

“Get the fuck out of here.”

“Who the fuck are you?”

“Fuck that!”

“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”

“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”

“Shut the fuck up.“

“Get your fucking act together.”

“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”

“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”

“Get your fucking hands off of me!”

“Stay the fuck away from me.”

“Who stole my fucking shit?!”

“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”

“You wanna fucking go, punk?”

“Get the fuck over it.”

“Where the fuck have you been?”

“What the fuck do you want from me?”

Sad

“Fuck life.” 

“No, I’m not fucking over it.”

“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”

“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”

“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”

“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”

“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”

“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”

“I fucking miss him/her/them.”

“Who the fuck cares?”

“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”

“I fucked up my own life.”

“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”

Insults

“Fuck you!”

“I fucked your mom last night.” 

“You’re a fucking asshole.”

“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?” 

“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?” 

“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”

“Go fuck yourself.”

“Motherfucker!”

“Wow, that’s fucking small.”

“Get the fuck over yourself.”

Sexy

“Fuck me.”

“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”

“I’d fuck you all night long.”

“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”

“You look so fucking hot right now.”

“Fuck–faster~”

“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”

“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”

“Babe, fuck–not here.”

“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”

“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”

“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”

“F-fuck–please–~”

“I’d let you fuck me any day.”

“You better use a fucking condom.”

“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”

“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”

“Fuck, it’s big.”

“Let’s make a fucking baby.”

Situations

“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”

“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”

“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”

“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”

“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”

“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”

“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”

“What the fuck did we do last night?”

“Where the fuck am I?”

“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”

“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”

“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”

“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”

“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”

“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”

“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”

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The 100 2x04 | 4x01

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madefighter:

     She’s pissed. Beyond pissed truly. She went on vacation for not even 10 days. 10 DAYS! & her boyfriend of MANY of years cheated on her with Clarke. Once she found out she honestly gave a flew blows to Murphy as if it was his fault, leaving him a nice shiner to prove it. After her anger had calmed down enough she apologized, but as Murphy is, he just made some sly sarcastic comment and they went on with their night which lead them here. In a parking lot, with a pissed off slightly tipsy Raven trying to back up without hitting the light pole.

“ You’re not driving my car, Murphy. I don’t know how many times I’ve repeated this to you. Just — shut up for a second & let me fucking concentrate. ” But asking Murphy to shut up was like asking a monkey to not eat a banana, or a dog not to chase it’s own tail. Her mahogany hues finally drifted shut to relax herself, taking in a few deep breaths before opening & instantly reversing out of the crammed parking space so that they can get back on the road. 

They made a pack earlier in the night, to not talk about their issues, not unless they were in some run down bar in the middle of nowhere drunk off their asses & actually getting along. She glared over at him before finally peeling out of the parking lot & making her way to the freeway again. “ Never judge my driving again. Or I’ll kick you out on the side of the free way when we hit AREA 51 & let the damn aliens take you back home. “

" You shouldn't even be driving like this. If they're pulling us over, we're both fucked. We're both fucked regardless of what happens on the road. But I swear to God, if I have to spend a night in jail with you... " spoke Murphy, pursing his lips for a second before turning his head to look at her. He was all sarcasm and sassy comments. It was exactly what got him HERE in the first place. With Raven Reyes. " I'm just saying. If you hit that pole, it's on you. " he stated, putting up his hands before leaning over to put the music on.

And in a mere moment, the car is suddenly reversing out of the parking space, causing him to give a light 'oomf' in surprise at the sudden action, venom lacing his tongue already as he looked to her, ready to lash out. Though with some difficulty, he swallowed down said venom, slowly dipping down his head in a nod. Hey, she got them OUT. Had to give her at least a bit of credit for that. Not out loud, however. Just with a simple LOOK. That should suffice.

" Raven. I'm judging every little fucking thing. " muttered the teen finally with a snort, rubbing just under his nose as he leaned back and stared out of the window. A chance to GET AWAY from everything. Everything safe for a certain brunette but he could DEAL with that. Atleast she was easier to deal with than his own MOTHER. " Couldn't kick me out if you fucking tried. I would've clung onto your car, you'd be fucking pulled over or you'd be arrested for bringing harm upon me if I fly off it. " he stated, looking back at her with a neutral expression on his face.

" Just d r i v e. "

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“ tell me, what level of crazy is too much for you? i’m just curious. “ independent john murphy from cw the100 / sideblog to dcvilindisguise / slightly selective / drama free ic / mun loves on everyone / muse is a sassy snarky jerk / penned down by sammie

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verse: the roadtrip of hell | @madefighter

“ You’re going to fucking hit that pole, Reyes. Oh my God. Listen, if you’re going to drive this car being all angry and shit, you better stop while you’re at it and let ME drive. “ spoke the teen, leaned back in his chair as he peered outside through the wing mirror.

An unusual pair of friends? Frenemies? Frenemies. Raven Reyes and Jonathan Murphy. One had to deal with a cheating boyfriend, the other had to deal with a drunk mother who blamed him for everything. Both decided enough was enough. It was one drunk night, really. She ranted, he admittedly eventually did too. They decided both of them h a t e d being here. Gathered the little money they had saved up and decided to hightail it out of here.

Both r u n n i n g from their problem instead of facing it head on.

Murphy had always been around, that constant presence. One you couldn’t help but want to PUNCH sometimes. Raven often tried such, they at times came to blows but they still tolerated one another. Murphy KNEW Finn. He also knew Clarke. And well, shit situation turned into a shit storm.

Why the fuck n o t .

His head turned a bit, raising an eyebrow at Raven. “ Take a deep breath. Try again. You can’t be this fucking bad. I saw you drive, okay. “ 

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                       I am not docile, and I will not rollover                             and ACCEPT my fate without blood                                 I will fight until I can fight no more

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What would a raven and murphy roadtrip involve?

This ended up being much gayer then I originally planned but I could not care less 

“Jesus, you suck at backing out of this driveway.” “No it’s just your fat ass making us heavier.”

Raven won’t stop beating Murphy with her map so he throws it out the window

“LEFT!” “I’M TELLING YOU IT’S RIGHT!” “NO ITS LEFT!” “WHERE GOING RIGHT ANYWAY!“ 

Murphy wearing black sweaters and combat boots the whole time

Raven the blue Jean, white shirt, leather jacket look

Lots of greasy diner food

Getting out of the car in the middle of the highway to have a push up competition (and totally Raven whoops his ass)

Bar fights

“I can’t believe you hit the homophobic piece of shit with a metal stool.” “I can’t believe you kicked him in the face after he went down.”

Getting absolutely shit faced on whiskey shots and passing out on top of the car

“Murphy did you hot box my car again?”

Screaming matches about Raven running from her problems and Murphy hiding from his

“BECAUSE YOU FUCKING USE PEOPLE RAVEN! ISN’T THAT WHY WE RAN FROM THAT FUCKING SHIT TOWN IN THE FIRST PLACE!?” “ANYA NEW WHAT SHE WAS GETTING INTO!” “YEAH A GIRL WHO WOULD BE IN THE CLOSET IF SHE WASN’T SO BUSY FUCKING OFF TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD!” “LIKE YOUR FUCKING PERFECT!” “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!” “WE BOTH KNOW YOU WOULD HAVE LET DAX FUCK YOU THEN HIT YOU WHENEVER HE WANTED WITHOUT A SINGLE FUCKING PROTEST IF I HADN’T GOT YOU OUT OF THERE!” “OH WHAT SO I’M FUCKING INDEBTED TO YOU NOW?!” “WELL MAYBE A FUCKING THANK YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE!” “YOU NEVER THANKED ME FOR GETTING YOU AWAY FROM YOU MOTHER!” “Don’t you dare talk about my mother after what yours did.” “Yeah? Well at least mine remembered to feed me before she passed out.” “Pull over…Murphy. Pull. Over.”

Raven walks to the side of the road and screams at the top of her lungs for a minute before climbing back in the car

“I know you didn’t mean that, but you will not say another word unless its I’m sorry for once in your pathetic life.”

He makes it a grand total of two hours before he breaks down and sobs out “I’m sorry for once.”

“Murphy, no, you can not make out with the lumberjack.” “But he has arms the size of the tree trunks he cuts down.” “If you fuck him, I’m fucking the bartender.” “Go for it, it’s his sister.”

“I’m sick of diner coffee can we please go to-” “Murphy, we are not going to Starbucks.”

“Oooooh a birthday cake Frappuccino!” “I hate you.”

Leaning out the car windows and screaming as loud as they can

“RAVEN GET BACK IN THE CAR AND PUT YOUR OTHER BOOT ON BEFORE A SNAKE BITES YOUR SKINNY ASS ANKLE!” “FIGHT ME WHITE BOY!”“

"Jaha was not trying to sell your drugs, Raven.” “Yes he was. He’s a drug pusher. He pushes drugs.”

“MURPHY WHY IS THE LUMBER JACK NAKED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR!” “THE SAME REASON THE BARTENDER WAS NAKED IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM!”

Breaking down on the side of the road and Murphy falls asleep with his feet up on the dashboard as a Raven fixes it

“RAVEN DID YOU SERIOUSLY  PACK YOU’RE ENTIRE DUFFEL BAG WITH FIREWORKS?!” “Maybe…Wanna set them all off at once?” “Fuck yeah I do.”

Murphy putting an arm around Raven shoulders and her kissing his cheek as they watch the sky light up

send me in a “what would _____ involve?”

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Murven modern AU: after her break-up with Finn, Raven goes to a bar where she meets someone she would rather see in hell. It turns out Murphy can be a great drinking buddy.

“Awww, did Spacewalker upset you?"  "Fuck you, Murphy."  "Are you offering?”

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     despite everything, you’re still here                we’re still here

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s h i t. People are following me other then the few people I threw my first try of John Murphy at. Okay. So. HI EVERYONE. You gotta deal with me now. Def not demanding you to stay if I wasn’t what you liked after a while ofc! <33 But uhm. I can’t follow you rightly back on this blog since it’s a SIDEBLOG. So if you’re being followed by dcvilindisguise ? yes. hello. That’s me <3

Now do enjoy your stay <3

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madefighter:

a groan escapes from her lips as she glances back towards the boy, arms coming to cross over her chest. ❛ why are we even talking about them anyway? don’t you have something better to do? oh wait, you DON’T. because you’re too scared to talk to emori without anybody around. that’s right. ❜ she chimed, a wicked smile growing on her lips. yes raven, distract him from your problems by bashing at his non existent love life, that always works, right? ❛ as far as i’m concerned, as of this moment, bellamy blake can kiss my A S S. ❜ i thought we were done talking about bellamy, raven?

“ Like I said. Hard to IGNORE what’s staring STRAIGHT at your face. Stop looking like a mingle of a kicked puppy and a cat who’s ready to claw someone’s face off. “ Possibly his for not dropping the subject. No, no he wasn’t going to reply to the Emori comments. He was not going to do that. And though lips pursed into a thin line momentarily, he simply downed some of his drink to swallow it down. Bitter, but gone. “  I thought you were going to drop the subject of Bellamy Blake. “ he muttered slyly, peering at her from the corner of his eye before finally shoving a drink in her hand. “ Look. I get it. Dude’s a looker for the girls. But I don’t get you. “